SwizzleMalarkey
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“We shared the shade of a hazel tree” - never heard someone describe a quick shag so poetically!Why have they got Tommy making announcements all the blummin time. dragging things out whenever he talks
“20 years ago…. At whatever horse fair …. I met a girl *dramatic pause* . She liked horses *dramatic pause* so did I. We lay down next to a tree …. I didn’t see her after and nor did I try to find her, but this boy ‘ere … this boy *big hand pat on shoulder * he’s … he’s my son *dramatic look around the family * “