Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

[LaraQ]

It is WILD how quickly her Barbour and wellies have come back out.

And I guarantee she will never mention "her bleed" ever again.

 

[frooshh]

She needs to learn that 2 things never go away: your digital footprint and excessive sun damage.

 

[Lionsden]

Sorry, I haven't been keeping up...did she go back to Bali and actually got engaged to the same dude again? OR, did she go back there in hopes of getting engaged to him again?

Here you go.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...i-smart-reconciles-ex-fiance-jamie-white.html

 

[melfish]

She really does think she's on a different level to other people, the entitled twit. And anyone who truly believes they can manifest anything in this life lacks both empathy and intelligence imo. The way she gives people permission to screenshot her hair is so cringe

 

[earlgrey]

She’s giving such a nasty vibe in the new video. Unpleasant person.

Maybe one day she’ll get a ring from a person who loves her instead of from a brand.

 

[coriander]

New vlog is up. She indirectly referred to her breakup with Joe and her face immediately dropped - she's 100% not over it. Then referred to the recent breakup as another 'massive catalyst' for change....imagine having such a pointless life that it is literally defined by breakups!?
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also she looks awful

 

[Lionsden]

Ugh, her hands give me the creeps again. You can't help the nails you're born with, but if they're as big as your ex-fiancé's teeth, maybe don't paint right up to the skin in pale colors?

 

[coriander]

Ugh, her hands give me the creeps again. You can't help the nails you're born with, but if they're as big as your ex-fiancé's teeth, maybe don't paint right up to the skin in pale colors?

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Hahahaha as big as your ex-fiance's teeth they're sooo spade like, maybe just don't have manicures and stop drawing attention to them? I'd be so embarrassed with those nails

 

[melfish]

How is the ring sentimental? She's had it 10 minutes and isn't even curious enough to google solar diamonds. What a dumbass.

She deserves to be married to a dead-boring investment banker, popping out mini-me brats. Actually no, she would enjoy that too much

 

[Lochness Monster]

Ugh, her hands give me the creeps again. You can't help the nails you're born with, but if they're as big as your ex-fiancé's teeth, maybe don't paint right up to the skin in pale colors?

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Maybe she is hoping for a job on QVC as a hand model?

 

[Coldfeet]

Maybe she is hoping for a job on QVC as a hand model?

She'd have better luck modelling thongs

 

[Lionsden]

Maybe she is hoping for a job on QVC as a hand model?

She already has a collection of catalogue rings.

 

[mg95]

How is the ring sentimental? She's had it 10 minutes and isn't even curious enough to google solar diamonds. What a dumbass.

it’s sentimental because the good people at fenton & co watch her close enough to know when an engagement is ending and they gift her something to replace whatever hideous ring she has to remove from her finger and give back. it’s soooo considerate of them. god forbid her ring fingers go naked.

 

[triesherbest]

'a reminder that at the end of the day there's no one more important than you, right?'
lol no, not right. if you're not a tit person, it's possible to develop and nurture relationships where you're not the most important to yourself anymore. my mum comes first and quite often i put my life partner before myself, too.

she wouldn't relate would she.

 

[pinkmug]

I'd understand if she were a long suffering woman who had been at other people's beck and call, and said something like "you can't pour from an empty cup" but when has Niomi not been the most important person in her own life? I wish I could be more like her, honestly. It must be so relaxing to only worry about yourself and how your own life can be better without needing to spare a thought for anyone else.

 

[Callan]

'a reminder that at the end of the day there's no one more important than you, right?'
lol no, not right. if you're not a tit person, it's possible to develop and nurture relationships where you're not the most important to yourself anymore. my mum comes first and quite often i put my life partner before myself, too.

she wouldn't relate would she.

Whattt... she actually said that?? Imagine if her mom thought that way, she's have to find a new place to stay...

 

[lurkerxx]

Same old, same old. She feels happy NOW, she loves the cold, OH LOOK THE LEAVES, yellow, red, orange. She doesn’t address anything but it’s in between the lines - as usual. Can’t believe she went back to him probably thinking it would be different, the engagement, no less, and is behaving like it’s not a big deal at all. To be honest, maybe for her it isn’t. She didn’t love him, that much is clear. Who would?!?!
Ps - SHE WAS WATCHING NETFLIX?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!!!!?!?!?!!

 

[CallItAsItIs]

I still have much to catch up on (unlike Nims, I have actual responsibilities to attend to), but I just noticed that Louise Pentland met HRH King Charles. She really must be kicking her own ass for making such a mess of her career/life.

 

[earlgrey]

Whattt... she actually said that?? Imagine if her mom thought that way, she's have to find a new place to stay...

Worse, she has a ring engraved with “for yourself” as a reminder to put herself first and do things that serve herself. Like girl, your lack of selfishness was never the problem…

 

[Callan]

Worse, she has a ring engraved with “for yourself” as a reminder to put herself first and do things that serve herself. Like girl, your lack of selfishness was never the problem…

She made me think of a dedication Grady Hendrix wrote to his wife in one of his books, he does horror mixed with humor a bit.. I will never see her putting someone ahead of herself.