Niomi Smart #86 The woman is having a never ending existential crisis

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Omgosh her Substack article feels like falling down the stairs, I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore. Are people actually enjoy it??! Notice how she's posting them for free now to sell her class lol.

She was talking in circles and made zero sense at any point. It’s like one of those mazes where there’s actually no way to escape.

Everything she’s describing about “finding yourself” is literally just your brain fully developing as you get older LOL, nothing so deep and spiritual about it. Your frontal lobe develops and you find yourself making different decisions, being more mature, leaving a more “teenage” lifestyle behind, etc. Also unless you have experienced some sort of extreme trauma that causes you to have a dissociative personality disorder, there’s no part of you that’s so hidden that you just forget it exists. I truly don’t understand what this woman is on about.
 
Niomi: *inputs some of her journal drivel into chatGPT, then has it write the substack "article" for her in 1.5 seconds*
Also Niomi: "I wrote a beaudddiful substack article for you all, namaste 🙏🌠🦋"

It reads as so detached and manufactured, I think writing from the heart about her days would be more beneficial to her. You can't force good writing and this just feels stiff.
 
I think the Halloween party happened but was not shared because everything about it violated Instagram's t&c's.

According to this Lordon was 'daring' and 'playful' and nobody needs to see that 🤢

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I think the Halloween party happened but was not shared because everything about it violated Instagram's t&c's.

According to this Lordon was 'daring' and 'playful' and nobody needs to see that 🤢

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How does he manage to suck the fun out of everything by tediously analysing it 😩

Hope Dim realises his ideal 'home' is living in a commune. No cosy flat for two in Notting Hill. Lordon wants the ability and access to bore numerous people not just one.
And he wants help with his 'job'.
 

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I think the Halloween party happened but was not shared because everything about it violated Instagram's t&c's.

According to this Lordon was 'daring' and 'playful' and nobody needs to see that 🤢

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:rolleyes: He spends the whole year talking about not having to fulfill other people's expectations, yet needs it to be Halloween to be allowed to be himself. Make it make sense, moron.
 
Does anyone else not believe for a second he has any “clients”?
I just don’t buy it at all. So few people even use life coach services and those who do surely go to somebody with a lot more experience/credentials and who actually lives in their timezone. I can’t see the people of Bali being interested in his nonsense.
I actually know people IRL who have “businesses” doing things like online tutoring, coaching of various types etc and it’s so obvious their “client testimonials” are all fake. Deffo think Jamie falls into this “fake it until you make it” BS!!!
 
Does anyone else not believe for a second he has any “clients”?
I just don’t buy it at all. So few people even use life coach services and those who do surely go to somebody with a lot more experience/credentials and who actually lives in their timezone. I can’t see the people of Bali being interested in his nonsense.
I actually know people IRL who have “businesses” doing things like online tutoring, coaching of various types etc and it’s so obvious their “client testimonials” are all fake. Deffo think Jamie falls into this “fake it until you make it” BS!!!

I was just thinking that, since he is advertising for someone to "join his team" - surely if he does sweet FA this would quickly be obvious to any "colleagues"? Or is he advertising it to make himself look more successful and oh so busy?

(I read an article the other day about how 40% companies advertise non-existent jobs, even let people interview for them :eek: with some of the reasons making current workforce feel like headcount is growing so they feel less overworked, or making company look better and like it is growing... mind boggles, well mine does, it probably shouldn't surprise me, but I thought along the same lines when I saw his story about the team addition - is this to make it look like he has soo many clients?)
 
I was just thinking that, since he is advertising for someone to "join his team" - surely if he does sweet FA this would quickly be obvious to any "colleagues"? Or is he advertising it to make himself look more successful and oh so busy?

(I read an article the other day about how 40% companies advertise non-existent jobs, even let people interview for them :eek: with some of the reasons making current workforce feel like headcount is growing so they feel less overworked, or making company look better and like it is growing... mind boggles, well mine does, it probably shouldn't surprise me, but I thought along the same lines when I saw his story about the team addition - is this to make it look like he has soo many clients?)

Oh yeah I had the same reaction, I bet he either will “hire” somebody he already knows to make it look like he has recruited for the position, or he will just fully fake it
 
Does anyone else not believe for a second he has any “clients”?
I just don’t buy it at all. So few people even use life coach services and those who do surely go to somebody with a lot more experience/credentials and who actually lives in their timezone. I can’t see the people of Bali being interested in his nonsense.
I actually know people IRL who have “businesses” doing things like online tutoring, coaching of various types etc and it’s so obvious their “client testimonials” are all fake. Deffo think Jamie falls into this “fake it until you make it” BS!!!

I think he has one or two “clients”, who are just other life coaches from the same area, and they all play-pretend to be each other’s clients to make it seem like they do any work. It’s all just role-playing as successful entrepreneurs. Kind of hilarious tbh
 
Also why is he looking for other professionals (just typing that made me snort) on Instagram? He should already have a network that he can go to for such things. I swear his little pretend business is all in his mind and like you guys said, he probably ain't coaching anyone.
 
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