Niomi Smart #86 The woman is having a never ending existential crisis

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Man do I LOVE you guys for being so optimistic about break up 2.0 actually being reality (or at the very least, imminent) but I’m running with the theory that the only way she can drum up any SM engagement right now is by fabricating some speculation about her relationship status.

Let’s face it, she’s not capable of producing interesting content these days, and if the number of attendees at her yoga classes is on the continual decline, what better/easier way to get some attention than taking her ring off for a minute..?!
Bonus: she’ll get a kick out of creating a buzz, an ego boost from increased attention, and be smug in the fact that the “haters” are wrong and she is hApPiEr ThAn EvEr wearing a star from her paaarhfect fiancé 🤪

Side note: considered for a nano second about signing up for Garbage Garry’s hidden content out of morbid curiosity but then worried I’d end up on some “register” or police database and thought oh hell no!

I agree, I think she’s doing it for attention/engagement. Remember when she had announced their re-engagement and then posted a story showing all her jewelry and wasn’t wearing her “star”? She knew it could get people talking again and I think that’s what’s happening now. Although it is concerning how little she’s posting (I don’t believe her “focusing on my yoga practice” bullshit) I think something huge would have to break for her to leave a second time. Considering a broken relationship with her family/friends isn’t enough to break it off again, I don’t know what could be. I honestly think even if he cheated on her he would justify it using some spiritual reasoning and she would buy into it no matter how miserable she is.
 
Oh, dear... I want to believe something is up but it would be too good to be true in these circumstances. I mean, would she break things up again AND stay in Bali?

That video of Disgusting Garry isn't surprising. I can only imagine what goes on behind the scenes. Too scary to even contemplate. The way I do think Garry had these kind of conversations with Niomi, too, they just didn't post it.
 
I always get nervous when I log into Tattle and see 3 pages of Nims comments to read, like uh oh what happened...

It's incredible that almost every guy that Jamie hangs out with is a total creep and pervert. Is he allergic to normal people? And she abandoned her family and her friends for this, this serves her??
 
I honestly think even if he cheated on her he would justify it using some spiritual reasoning and she would buy into it no matter how miserable she is.

It’s not cheating, he wants to take their love to a higher level. Aren’t they secure in their love for each other? Why should it matter if he shares his sexual energy with someone else? If she was more emotionally and spiritually developed, she’d understand.

^ like that?
 
I am proudly still wearing my clown mask lol. I think she looks quite frail in that video. She could still be in Bali even if they’ve broken up if she had flights booked for Christmas and didn’t want to change them? They must be very expensive so close to Christmas. Also staying in Bali and not running away straight away looks a bit ”better”, like she’s in Bali for herself and because she loves it, so not just there for Lordon.

There are so many signs of a breakup, I think we’ve just been hurt too many times to trust her to make a good decision 😂
 
I don’t think flight price would be a factor. I thinks she has enough £ to pay to get out of there if she really wanted to.
IF they have split then I think the only reason she’d say put for a while is to avoid the massive plate of pride she will have to swallow before limping back to her family to lick her wounds.
 
at this point, I just imagine Niomi like this, moving from London to Bali to London, back to Bali, back to London...with her one sack of tiny bikinis and her miniature buddha statue
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Jamie saying I'm worth it just kills me. God he's vile. Saying no, being selfish, caring about yourself always before others, what a prince charming he is... Go back to rating female boobs for free drinks, so far your greatest achievement.
 
guys, Niomi’s gleam frenemy Tanya Burr just got gifted a £7,000 bathroom vanity by Soho Home. Her engagement rate is 0.14%. Just think about that for a minute… Niomi could do the absolute bare minimum and get back to her lux lifestyle in a flash, what is stopping her? She is positively miserable with Lordon, so is she seriously that afraid of being single?
 
I always get nervous when I log into Tattle and see 3 pages of Nims comments to read, like uh oh what happened...

It's incredible that almost every guy that Jamie hangs out with is a total creep and pervert. Is he allergic to normal people? And she abandoned her family and her friends for this, this serves her??
To be fair, it's completely understandable that normal people are allergic to HIM 😆
 
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