Niomi Smart #85 Looks like she manifested a lot of sh..

[melfish]

Without the mane of hair, you'd not look twice at her. She'd look like a teenage boy

 

[pinkmug]

”Let’s just say I’m a wildflower meadow kind of girl.”

A wildflower meadow girl who loves staying in 5 star Dubai hotels for free. How is she not embarassad to be so full of tit.

She is a meadow girlie alright but she wants it to be in the acres of land of her own country house lol. I can't believe her brain hasn't oozed out of her ears yet, it should be smooth as the back of a spoon by now from the lack of use.

 

[Callan]

Lol so true, I bet last time she had short hair was when she was born.

 

[Lionsden]

Without the mane of hair, you'd not look twice at her. She'd look like a teenage boy

A teenage rat.

 

[supercalifragilis]

I have to say it, the preachy, spiritual guru is her most horrible persona yet. It just sounds so inauthentic and like she's such a fraud. The list of suggestions for tit to do to feel close to nature? I'm sorry, is this a 2000s blog? who asked to hear your opinion on this??

 

[coriander]

'I love swimming in the cold Irish sea, even in the winter!'.....babes you did it once, don't chat tit

 

[Callan]

'I love swimming in the cold Irish sea, even in the winter!'.....babes you did it once, don't chat tit

Just a nod to her crypt keeper, Nosferatu Jamie White life coach extraordinaire. She always talks a lot about the things she does because she can't actually show herself doing it, it's just words.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

I’ve mentioned this a million times already, but I can’t get over how they STILL haven’t resolved anything and they’re so incompatible.

She hates living in Ireland and he hates living in England. Their visa in Bali will end and they will have to make a decision at some point!

And what kills me is they’ve already been through this. They broke up. They know this. And yet here they are, doing it all over again. Pathetic.

 

[LolitaBlah]

Next class of YAGAAH this SANDAY and it's all about being RAATED to NATAARE..

 

[Coldfeet]

Ooooh 2 yoga sesh coming up

Yes. I got an email

 

[curiouscat106]

She’s so performative there is nothing natural about her at all

 

[blurstoftimes]

wow she could not look more giddy about discovering her body fat % is too low

 

[Ciri]

asking for feedback and who is "us", "we" ?

she is unsufferable : Spotify is token of appreciation

 

[lurkerxx]

I remember thinking, “Surely, there’s more to life? Why did we come here? What’s the purpose?” Groundbreaking questions, darling. No one has asked these questions before you. WOW, NIOMI. You're so Smart.

 

[Coldfeet]

asking for feedback and who is "us", "we" ?

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Of course- it's the royal 'we'

 

[kale-supremacist]

I know it's only September but times goes by so fast... the holidays aren't far off, and that's the time she truly enjoyed being in England.
Hopefully another break up is nearing.

 

[Callan]

Interesting how she schedules the live Yoga to lineup with UK time but she "lives" in Bali. I'm also surprised she doesn't do it outside, she goes into some dank dark room that could legit be anywhere.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Don’t people just exit Bali for like one night and then re-enter with a whole new visa? Did I make that up

 

[Callan]

Don’t people just exit Bali for like one night and then re-enter with a whole new visa? Did I make that up

Ohh that would explain her flights to nowhere where she has no clue what to do, every few weeks.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Ohh that would explain her flights to nowhere where she has no clue what to do, every few weeks.

Yeah I think it’s called a visa run, and I’m pretty sure that’s why they went to Bangkok recently. It allows you to go back to Indonesia and get a whole new visa again