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guys I'm gonna do a massive reach right now to support our 🤡clown hypothesis🤡 of their relationship declining 😅
In her carousel of random Pinterest screenshots, she posted a Rothko thing, which is something she was obsessed with right after she broke up with Lordon last year and went to Paris. At the time, she was gushing about it and saying it was a spiritual experience for her or something. She hasn't mentioned it since then, except for today. MAYBE just maybe she is starting to lean into that same headspace now 🤞

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Shutterbug99 said:
He's a journalist. This is the guy you're looking for.

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Thank you!
Niomi must be livid that Holly landed a superficially decent guy, who is moving in with her and doing the whole family thing. Holly's life has been looking a lot more glamorous (home made food aside) than Niomi's these days. Holly is even getting better influencer deals!
 
Lionsden said:
Thank you!
Niomi must be livid that Holly landed a superficially decent guy, who is moving in with her and doing the whole family thing. Holly's life has been looking a lot more glamorous (home made food aside) than Niomi's these days. Holly is even getting better influencer deals!
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One thing about Holly, she's a hustler unlike Jamie and Niomi. I mean yeah she probably gets a lot of help etc but still... and she actually cleans her own house, she was using a power washer on her outdoor patio like a pro lol, and steam cleaning all her floors which with cats is super helpful, while Nims will have her cleaning lady working in the background while she sits in front of her phone and drones on and on about her wellness journey 🥴
 
Callan said:
One thing about Holly, she's a hustler unlike Jamie and Niomi. I mean yeah she probably gets a lot of help etc but still... and she actually cleans her own house, she was using a power washer on her outdoor patio like a pro lol, and steam cleaning all her floors which with cats is super helpful, while Nims will have her cleaning lady working in the background while she sits in front of her phone and drones on and on about her wellness journey 🥴
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I can't imagine Niomi mopping a floor at this point, she is too far removed from normal living. I wonder when she last cleaned a toilet or a window. All those kind natives doing it all for her, or maybe a brownie, working his magic during the night.
 
Lionsden said:
I can't imagine Niomi mopping a floor at this point, she is too far removed from normal living. I wonder when she last cleaned a toilet or a window. All those kind natives doing it all for her, or maybe a brownie, working his magic during the night.
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ugh, they love "living" in Bali so much because their GBP £ makes them feel like millionaires...and they can live in giant villas and hire people to do all their chores
 
formerly_sitkx said:
Okay queens, imagine you had a gun to your head. Which Halloween party would you attend? 🤩
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In the left corner, we have a 🔥 GeT iT dOnE 🚀 let's absolutely SmAsH it lads 💯 Halloween party with Forky & co:

On the menu:
  • Dudes coming up to you and asking how much you can bench
  • Forky whispering in your ear "alright, luv?", while trying to feel your bum with his hand
  • A guy drunkenly yelling over the music to you in the corner: "Sore today, strong tomorrow, babes! 🏋️‍♂️ During the day I lift, at night I party!! It's all about balance!"
  • The music you hear blaring is Calvin Harris, Dua Lipa, Kanye West, Drake, and random "EDM Party MIX" from Spotify
  • Someone's doing coke in the bathrooms
  • All the girls are dressed in pleather Cat Woman costumes
  • There's a group of guys discussing looksmaxxing and mewing
  • Niomi, holding a dirty martini, is crying on your shoulder, saying "I have never ever been happier! Really! Everything happens for a reason, I suppose!"
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In the right corner, we have a ☮ Shrooms will set you free 🔮 hallucinogenic Halloween sex party with Lordon & co :

On the menu:
  • A girl with blue eyeliner holding a bunch of crystals is asking you "so, like, what color is your aura?"
  • You overhear two dudes telling each other: "I transcended the need for material possessions, bro! But my stupid dad still wants me to take over his fortune 500 company"
  • Lordon is wearing his white slip-ons and a mesh top, screaming "the vibrations of this space are so high right now!", while the blonde life coach is grinding up on him in the corner
  • The girl in line for the loo is telling you "my chakras are, like, totally aligned with the universe this year! I went no contact with my parents, but my guru told me it's for the best! His name is Loving Father Source of God, we live on a compound just out of Canggu, you should totally come!"
  • The music blaring is "Transcendental Astral Projection MIX" on Spotify
  • Niomi is holding a vodka Kombucha, crying on your shoulder, saying "I have never ever been happier! Really! I'm on the right path, I suppose!"
  • You wake up the next morning, and these two are looking at you:
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The tentacle in the bottom left corner is dragging this to another level….. once your mind wanders there, there’s no going back
 
formerly_sitkx said:
guys I'm gonna do a massive reach right now to support our 🤡clown hypothesis🤡 of their relationship declining 😅
In her carousel of random Pinterest screenshots, she posted a Rothko thing, which is something she was obsessed with right after she broke up with Lordon last year and went to Paris. At the time, she was gushing about it and saying it was a spiritual experience for her or something. She hasn't mentioned it since then, except for today. MAYBE just maybe she is starting to lean into that same headspace now 🤞

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god no, wannabe art appreciator niomi was one of my least favourite versions of her 😭
 
Honest to god - WHAT is she so afraid of that she constantly needs to reassure herself not “let fear hold you back”. She doesn’t lift a finger for any responsibilities/work/commitments seeing as she’s quite literally doing nothing right now. Is she afraid of leaving Donkey? In which case yes she shouldn’t force herself to stay. If she afraid of the life she’s going to have if she stays in Bali with him? These are all things completely under her control and if money isn’t an issue she could quite literally make a decision and leave tomorrow.
 
Ok don't laugh at me guys but I think that she actually wants a rewarding career and nothing is sticking so far, and that gets her down once in a while. Even the whole yoga teaching thing is probably taxing to her, putting in work every week and not when you feel like it is hard. She sits around waiting for inspiration to knock on her door, I don't think human species would ever have books if every writer felt that way lol.
 
formerly_sitkx said:
ugh, they love "living" in Bali so much because their GBP £ makes them feel like millionaires...and they can live in giant villas and hire people to do all their chores
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They're both so arrogant they probably believe their domestic helpers could have a much better life if they manifested. The power is within their hands.
Just like Niomi giving that airport worker a reading list to improve himself. Because she is better than them you see.
 
frooshh said:
Honest to god - WHAT is she so afraid of that she constantly needs to reassure herself not “let fear hold you back”. She doesn’t lift a finger for any responsibilities/work/commitments seeing as she’s quite literally doing nothing right now. Is she afraid of leaving Donkey? In which case yes she shouldn’t force herself to stay. If she afraid of the life she’s going to have if she stays in Bali with him? These are all things completely under her control and if money isn’t an issue she could quite literally make a decision and leave tomorrow.
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I bet that Jamie made very sure to damage as many relationships as possible back in the UK for Niomi, between her friends and her family, probably even work projects, to make sure she has nothing to go back to, so she's just stranded in Bali with him. He's seen the way she cut off a friend since childhood and he knows she capable of doing it to him too, then he had Garbage Gary convince her of all this trauma that she's suffering from and only him and Jamie can save her now 🥴

Yes she has the shed but I bet her stuff is just sitting in storage somewhere. If she had a permanent living space she liked filled with her gifted items and her N pillows, she'd be on a plane home already.
 
Niomi’s problem is the fact that she was handed a successful YT career on a plate. She didn’t have to do anything to achieve her initial success so as a result she has absolutely no initiative or work ethic. She’s pissed off because she had a golden ticket and flushed it down the toilet.

Now, with regards to her and Lordon’s relationship - I still think it’s a dumpster fire and she is most certainly NOT happy with him or their way of life… but my clown mask is being left to gather dusk for the foreseeable 🙁 I just don’t see her getting away from him again given how isolated she is/has become. Without friends and family she doesn’t stand a chance of leaving him.

Also, I’m absolutely buzzing for Holly. Her new house looks gorgeous and I sincerely hope she’s living in domestic bliss much to the annoyance of Niomi. Imagine if she and Richard have a big society wedding!!

Pass me a big feather hat! I have a feeling there’ll be more cause to wear one of those than a clown mask.
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Callan said:
Ok don't laugh at me guys but I think that she actually wants a rewarding career and nothing is sticking so far, and that gets her down once in a while. Even the whole yoga teaching thing is probably taxing to her, putting in work every week and not when you feel like it is hard. She sits around waiting for inspiration to knock on her door, I don't think human species would ever have books if every writer felt that way lol.
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I agree, she's desperately looking for purpose and a new career trajectory, and nothing is sticking because she's not seeing immediate success (as she's used to with her Youtube career / Gleam). So she's just starting and dropping a thousand projects, all of which are failing. It must be so demoralizing to go from hundreds of thousands of views per video, to now having 40 people join your yoga classes.
 
It feels like she’s trying so hard to build some sort of community/ friend group in Bali but everyone looks like a grifter. Foreigners there only for a couple weeks or months who inevitably go back to their lives in Europe, America, etc. And she refuses to make friends with locals who ACTUALLY live there. So of course when you only make friends with foreigners it’s not possible to build a more permanent community/ friend group. Maybe Jamie likes it thag t way, continues to keep her more isolated. But I’m sure it contributed even more to whatever mental issues she may be struggling with.
 
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