Niomi Smart #84 Niomi eat some starchy carbs, your brain has turned to mush

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This thread is thriving just like her career lol. Hope that everyone is having a nice weekend :)
I'm swaying between finding her boring or depressing. Or boring and depressing.
She's managed to make Bali look incredibly dull and somewhere I'd never want to visit. Her lifestyle is completely unenviable. I'm completely unconvinced by her assertions she's happy and blissed out.

(Loving the garden photos. I'm at my parent's home atm and they have a sundial from the era of Elizabeth the first which always blows my mind. #blessed #feelcalledtothrowitinthesea).
 
Lovely weekend!
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Round the garden😊

Ok when can I move in??!!!! What a feast for the eyes!!
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I'm swaying between finding her boring or depressing. Or boring and depressing.
She's managed to make Bali look incredibly dull and somewhere I'd never want to visit. Her lifestyle is completely unenviable. I'm completely unconvinced by her assertions she's happy and blissed out.

(Loving the garden photos. I'm at my parent's home atm and they have a sundial from the era of Elizabeth the first which always blows my mind. #blessed #feelcalledtothrowitinthesea).



Whoaaa that's wild!

Niomi is so weird, also managed to find a gif of her finding her right path and her version of the truth -

 
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Am I cray or this doesn't sound like her at all, the post, I think it's the editor she hired doing all this in her behalf and she checks and approves it or what not.

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Meanwhile Niomi's friends lol

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Charlotte is busy living her life as if Niomi was never there....I wonder if they would ever rekindle the friendship? Nims has nobody to do normal, fun 'life things' with and is definitely at a low point despite what she's trying to convey on social media
 
I’m sure Niomi would try if she saw a way for Charlotte to serve her, but she’d have to find a way to reach out without apologising; maybe she would be all ‘I’ve forgiven you’(what a joke).

But I couldn’t see many people giving her the time of day, so unless Charlotte is a complete sap, it’s not happening.
 
I think Niomi is suffering from depression.

I was just thinking this! I did find it weird she has been posting so many more random quotes and things from other people on her feed when she never used to and she never seems to have very much to post. Even when she was living in Clapham which she described as 'darker times' she was still seeing friends and family, going to events and seemed to do more 'work' even if it was just social media.
 
I think Niomi is suffering from depression.
Her life seems incredibly depressing. She's trying to sell it as something aspirational but it isn't coming across as that. It looks awful.
I wonder if her Mum has cut her off as a sort of jump start to wake her up to Jamie White. He seems a very toxic individual. I know we make fun of him (rightly) but he is into sinister and creepy stuff.
 
One of her old videos showed up on my recommended, where it was a vlog of her and Joe during lockdown. My god, how was her life during a global pandemic MORE interesting than her living in a foreign country with no restrictions?? It was a time when no one could go outside and do conventionally interesting things and still that was a much more pleasant watch than the “content” she puts out now (if you can even call it that).
 
To be fair, if I was depressed and also knew I needed to post aspirational content to make a living I'd probably feel ten times worse because of the discrepancy. But then again, she could also post something real for once, I'm sure people would relate more to her human, depressed, acknowledging what went wrong and how to fix her life would be better than the current spiritual tit she's spewing. Niomi FFS go see a real therapist and spend some time alone with your family and away from your fiancé. To be so blatantly unhappy and not ask yourself what choices have led you to this point is madness to me.
 
To be fair, if I was depressed and also knew I needed to post aspirational content to make a living I'd probably feel ten times worse because of the discrepancy. But then again, she could also post something real for once, I'm sure people would relate more to her human, depressed, acknowledging what went wrong and how to fix her life would be better than the current spiritual tit she's spewing. Niomi FFS go see a real therapist and spend some time alone with your family and away from your fiancé. To be so blatantly unhappy and not ask yourself what choices have led you to this point is madness to me.

Yea, she’s in total denial that all her own choices have landed her in this spot. She makes herself feel better by saying “oh moon I’m just on my right path now, everything will be ok, everything happens in its own time”. Anytime something doesn’t go according to plan it’s just “it’s a sign from the universe I’m on the wrong path”, Instead of taking a hard look at herself and having some accountability.
 
She seems to be keeping her real life off socials now. The Donkey is hidden, the retreats are not talked about etc. Problem is her usp is sharing her life and she is trying to make up content out of solo Barley walks, scooters, ocean littering etc. It's dry and boring, nothing to vlog and even too little for an insta story.

She is not even posting food shops and recipes anymore. There was only the one yoga class, no more podcast, apparently no substack either.
 
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