Niomi Smart #79 'Money, money, money' Substack honey- trap!

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We all know what her family look like. Bit late to start giving them some privacy now.

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So she said she was at home last week and wouldn't be posting much. She totally went to see him. Ugh. That's why they were both silent on IG. He'll post a story and day now declaring himself to be 'smug af' and purring like a cat again.

Hopefully she'll meet a new guy in India. I can't take any more horny Lordon!

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She posted this almost two weeks ago with a clip from Sussex. Of course she can visit her family easily on different occasions, but maybe she is distorting the timeline by posting things long after they happened. Who knows when the send-off really happened. She may have left for Cape Town or India weeks ago, or returned from Africa only to leave for India a bit later. Her life is so decadent. If she's really only going for four weeks it can only be some third-rate course she is doing.
 
Ooh ooh ooh!! She said she had two failed engagements. She has never categorically stated that her and lordon broke up. I reckon she called off the wedding and told him she needed some space, but very much left it as there was still hope. (Maybe thinking it would be easier to escape his clutches if he had hope they weren’t actually over). So… he’s been ‘respectful’ (urgh, as if) of her and not bad mouthed her as we all expected he would, knowing that he just had to bide his time and show her how caring and understanding he was (urgh again). And she’s realised life isn’t actually better on her own, there aren’t any better suitors, she has nowhere to live, etc etc so has now accepted her fate.
 
Shutterbug99 said:
We all know what her family look like. Bit late to start giving them some privacy now.

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So she said she was at home last week and wouldn't be posting much. She totally went to see him. Ugh. That's why they were both silent on IG. He'll post a story and day now declaring himself to be 'smug af' and purring like a cat again.

Hopefully she'll meet a new guy in India. I can't take any more horny Lordon!

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I think she may have been in cape town 🙈🙈 I truly hope it was just for closure. Her chest looks either sunburnt or tan and that airport looks like it has mountains in the background, like Capetown’s airport. Fingers crossed for closure and not a rekindling for her own mental sanity/sake!
 
Before their break up I was (for some unknown reason) rooting for her and hoping for her to wake up and realise what a mess this man-child is…. If after all of this, she genuinely is going back to him, I will only laugh my head off - get in the bin you two losers! Actually, they don’t even need to get back together - the fact that she still has time for him is enough proof that she is an idiot. I mean AS IF you go and like a post of a 37 year old loser in dirty shorts and his only pair of dirty white plimsolls jumping in a desert (how many shots did this masterpiece require?! Try to visual witnessing a man moron jumping up and down for 65 times in hope to get a killer shot for Instagram...). I genuinely am baffled by how she is still thinking this slurping and soft-spoken dirty loser is worth her time….
 
Ya'll have convinced me that she definitely went to go see him (good catch with the tan!). I guess we'll know for sure once she comes back to London after this yoga course (if she comes back, like she said she's going to). I think if she goes back and he's off to Bali or whatever they're definitely over. If the suspiciously end up in the same place, I think it's safe to say theyre back together.
 
janedowe said:
Ooh ooh ooh!! She said she had two failed engagements. She has never categorically stated that her and lordon broke up. I reckon she called off the wedding and told him she needed some space, but very much left it as there was still hope. (Maybe thinking it would be easier to escape his clutches if he had hope they weren’t actually over). So… he’s been ‘respectful’ (urgh, as if) of her and not bad mouthed her as we all expected he would, knowing that he just had to bide his time and show her how caring and understanding he was (urgh again). And she’s realised life isn’t actually better on her own, there aren’t any better suitors, she has nowhere to live, etc etc so has now accepted her fate.
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This is what I think happened.

She’s quit everything but actually stuck to the one thing we’ve all begged her to drop.
 
ECH said:
She actually could though if she got a WHV
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Isn't she too old for that?
I'm not sure about the Australian scheme but in Canada I think you had to 30 or under, then I think you were only to work for 1 year then holiday for 1 year. Then you had to leave and wasn't a route to citizenship.
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Need a poll… or someone with very good eyesight 👀
Does it look like a South African Airways plane in the background of Nim’s pic???
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This? Neither of these two tail fins are the south african one as there's no green:
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I can't decide if I'm delighted or horrified that she's probably gone back to THAT.
Hours of entertainment for us I know - this privacy will not last - but honestly this might be the single most stupid thing she has ever done.
I guess she thought some of her unhappiness with Toothy stemmed from missing London. Then she moved back there to realise that it wasn't that. London didn't miss her.
I reckon if she is back with him she'll get pregnant soon.
 
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