Niomi Smart #79 'Money, money, money' Substack honey- trap!

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londongirl2001 said:
True, Niome would have been so much more accurate 😁
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Or Meoni.

If she's traveling now and will need time to settle in, her Substack is probably on a hiatus already, and that free trial she save out is about to end. Weirdly on my Substack it said I'd get a free 7 day trial if I wanted to pay her, not 30.
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Sure is as he watches all her stories :ROFLMAO:
 
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She says "I'm so so so happy to be back in London, now I'm going to India just for a month, but I'll be back, I'm so so grateful" and in a few months time when she has a new guy (because it will happen), we'll be hearing how she was in a bad place in London, going through a dark period, etc, etc.
This woman needs THERAPY. RIGHT NOW.
Glad you guys agree on how that last clip in the vlog was her deeply depressed, trying to pretend she isn't. I know I was not imagining it. This simply is not the life she wants - nor it was the life with Jamie. She wants someone as DJ. Period. LMAO.
 
She’s so arrogant though.

First with the sub-stack, and she’ll be even worse when she comes back from India as an “officially” qualified yoga instructor.

She’s harping on about hosting retreats in London AND ABROAD… like it’s beneath her to teach a class or two a week at an established studio, working for someone else. Nims - that would be a good way to gain experience, get down off your high horse.
Ffs, she could’ve easily uploaded some classes to her YT channel to gain some feedback but she couldn’t even manage to do that (probably because she cannot take any form of constructive criticism). How the hell is she going to organise retreats if she can’t/won’t do the basics?!
 
curiouscat106 said:
She’s so arrogant though.

First with the sub-stack, and she’ll be even worse when she comes back from India as an “officially” qualified yoga instructor.

She’s harping on about hosting retreats in London AND ABROAD… like it’s beneath her to teach a class or two a week at an established studio, working for someone else. Nims - that would be a good way to gain experience, get down off your high horse.
Ffs, she could’ve easily uploaded some classes to her YT channel to gain some feedback but she couldn’t even manage to do that (probably because she cannot take any form of constructive criticism). How the hell is she going to organise retreats if she can’t/won’t do the basics?!
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I can't see her organising retreats.

Doesn't her friend Sophie Dear organise yoga retreats? Niomi will probably 'join forces' with her and let Sophie do all the work. Pahhhfect!
 
I can't believe she's off abroad again? Didn't she just rent an apartment in London? Also getting the feeling that going to India to 'immerse' herself is like, some kind of attempt at finally getting closure on Joe..like she didn't actually bother at all while she was there, I wonder whether he commented on that during their break up. Similar to her sudden 'solo travel' adventures, this is the same woman who didn't organise a single thing for herself when she was moving with a fiance but now she can do solo travel by herself? Idk if she's trying to prove to herself that she's not totally inept or something but going to India alone just doesn't seem like the answer
 
I suppose we don't know if she is going by herself to this yoga retreat by herself yet. Though not many other people have that much spare time tbf.
Also I think going to this course is more like an all inclusive holiday rather than having to plan much herself - they seem to do almost everything. All she has to do is turn up at the airport and they provide transport at the other end. Then she just has to mix with a lot of like minded westerners.
 
I think she’s doing it as 1) closure on DJ, 2) to have something to fill her time 3) to feel like she’s accomplished something by getting a redundant certification 4) to have anything to talk about with future potential suitors — “well when I was in GOA on my yoga teacha training…”
 
The most liked comments on her video mirror here, so in her world are pure darkness. She blames tattle for any negatively but her followers are thinking the same as here.

I do like people giving nims tips on making her own dairy free milk, like she isn't a best selling vegan cookbook author who's been posting said tips for years. :LOL:
 
Yel said:
The most liked comments on her video mirror here so in her world are pure darkness . She blames tattle for any negatively but her followers are thinking the same as here.

I do like people giving nims tips on making her own dairy free milk, like she isn't a best selling vegan cookbook author who's been posting said tips for years. :LOL:
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Seems like many people aren't comfortable leaving comments anymore, and if they do, seeing them apologize or defend themselves making a simple observation is painful. She sure knows how to build a community. I watch a lot of YT content and the comment sections can get savage, hers is so mild and still too explosive for her.

She can't handle a smidge of anything and shadow bans people all the time. All under a video where she says how curious she is and how she likes to hear other opinions and is always learning lol.

I will have to check her cookbook for plant milk recipes, I got a used copy super cheap years ago and never used it, that would be hilarious if she has recipes!
 
melfish said:
OK, so this has low-key bugged me since I started following this thread. Why did her mum spell her name wrong?
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a) She wanted to declare that her child is not-like-other-girls and special. (Such a narc move)

b) She's one of those people who didn't consider the fact that their child will become an actual adult in the world one day, and having a misspelled name will be super inconvenient and annoying for them. (Another narc move)

c) She's illiterate

d) All of the above.

Take your pic! 😜 Okay but, jokes aside though, I have no idea.
 
It's so awkward how she's trying to push being a speaker/life coach in her vids, when she's clearly uncomfortable doing it.
Her body language, her shaky voice, the space fillers ('like', 'um', 'you know'), her lack of preparation, zero charisma, etc. all signal that she doesn't even enjoy it.

She never learns, does she? She always forces things and they always *shocker* turn out poorly for her. I guess that's the price you pay when you don't want to be an adult and get a real job: a lifetime of awkwardness and forced situations that ultimately fail.
 
It's definitely best for her that the Substack failed. The last thing she needs is a supply of easy money - that's got her to where she is today! She's using Substack as it's a more credible way to get easy cash rather than patreon or onlyfans.

Usually I'm a huge advocate for travel as so many are stuck in the grass is greener. But for nims all she's done is surface level traveling for a long time. She needs to actually develop herself. She'll be flying into Goa, met at the airport and not venture much out of her all inclusive become a yoga teacher package deal.
 
curiouscat106 said:
Not only is she a vapid airhead - so are the people she meets 😖
Jamie is very quiet at the moment after near constant posting. Think he’s captured a new victim?!

Edit: Just watched the end of the latest vlog… when she says she has absolutely no reason not to go to India for month she looks as though she’s about to cry. Then she said I know it sounds crazy, my life is wild and she rolls her eyes at this - because she HATES it. It’s not the life she wants. You can tell her heart is absolutely shattered by this and I do feel empathy for her for like a nanosecond… but then I think about all the opportunities, money and support she has and just think, why the duck have you not sorted your life out when you have everything at your disposal?!? It’s truly baffling.
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Yeah, some of us have to figure ourselves out while trying to afford rent. These people have the resources to create great, meaningful, sustainable lives for themselves but they just seem obsessed with buying tit and then act surprised when they realise they're empty inside.
 
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