Niomi Smart #79 'Money, money, money' Substack honey- trap!

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Probably this one
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Not only is she a vapid airhead - so are the people she meets 😖
Jamie is very quiet at the moment after near constant posting. Think he’s captured a new victim?!

Edit: Just watched the end of the latest vlog… when she says she has absolutely no reason not to go to India for month she looks as though she’s about to cry. Then she said I know it sounds crazy, my life is wild and she rolls her eyes at this - because she HATES it. It’s not the life she wants. You can tell her heart is absolutely shattered by this and I do feel empathy for her for like a nanosecond… but then I think about all the opportunities, money and support she has and just think, why the duck have you not sorted your life out when you have everything at your disposal?!? It’s truly baffling.
 
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curiouscat106 said:
Not only is she a vapid airhead - so are the people she meets 😖
Jamie is very quiet at the moment after near constant posting. Think he’s captured a new victim?!
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Maybe he's having the sweats after drinking alcohol and is frantically journalling all about it?
Or he's probably signing up to a 400hr yoga retreat as we speak 😂

(While Dim is busy learning to become a yoga teacher does that mean her substack will be on hold?)
 
Y'all are right, her body language is somehow more revealing than her actual words. She keeps having all these impossible to hide signs that she's so unhappy and unsettled with how her life is going. It's like she's trying to give us post-Marcus Notting Hill Niomi and but the words are empty. I don't know how to express it but her voice and gestures have never been this much about giving the impression she's filling up a void. She's the epitome of empty chatter.
 
The difference is post-Marcus Notting Hill Niomi was 23. A break up at 23 is (although sad/difficult etc) is almost a right of passage, a life experience, an opportunity for growth. And at 23 she was still full of hope and dreams for the future.
Current Nims is almost 32. Has been burned by 2 public broken engagements and feels like the best years of her life are slipping away, all while watching her friends live out the life she wants and feels as though she is being left behind/failing.

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I just started watching that latest video, gezus, the way she complains about the WEATHER as if bitching about it is going to change the weather itself, the I scrolled down to the comments and ahaha, the only thing worth consuming when it comes to her "content".

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Uh oh the comment police arrived!! How about instead of telling the poster "not to watch" just don't read their comments. Problem solved.

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Callan said:
I just started watching that latest video, gezus, the way she complains about the WEATHER as if bitching about it is going to change the weather itself, the I scrolled down to the comments and ahaha, the only thing worth consuming when it comes to her "content".

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Uh oh the comment police arrived!! How about instead of telling the poster "not to watch" just don't read their comments. Problem solved.

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We were hoping to see more of him?!! I think we saw quite enough!
 
She really is going on this retreat to:

stay in the sun for a month
eat a restrictive diet
tone up more with daily yoga and, most importantly

it gives her something to say she’s been doing when she hits the bars in London come June on the hunt for a high net worth individual

These guys aren’t interested in “influencers” and she knows it, she needs a (fake) purpose
 
fakesheikh said:
She really is going on this retreat to:

stay in the sun for a month
eat a restrictive diet
tone up more with daily yoga and, most importantly

it gives her something to say she’s been doing when she hits the bars in London come June on the hunt for a high net worth individual

These guys aren’t interested in “influencers” and she knows it, she needs a (fake) purpose
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my bf's friends kind of fall into this category, they're in london and dating, and a couple of the single ones have been put off girls because they're 'too instagrammy'. they literally hate it lol
 
fakesheikh said:
She really is going on this retreat to:

stay in the sun for a month
eat a restrictive diet
tone up more with daily yoga and, most importantly

it gives her something to say she’s been doing when she hits the bars in London come June on the hunt for a high net worth individual

These guys aren’t interested in “influencers” and she knows it, she needs a (fake) purpose
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And also to pretend it is with yoga with a purpose - to become a teacher which we all know will 100% never happen. She is far too selfish to give any time to other people and actually have a timetable she needs to adhere to.
 
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