Mumsnet #8 Give us a diagram, you CF.

[EmilyChambers]

I truly believe the style and beauty forum are trolling each other

I’m-particularly offended by the 2003bad fitting jeans and brown leather jacket look

That sequin dress and shoes is a shocker. Doesn't suit her at all.

 

[folklorevermore]

I truly believe the style and beauty forum are trolling each other

I’m-particularly offended by the 2003bad fitting jeans and brown leather jacket look

The woman in the bee top… I used to have that top, but I wore it as pyjamas. I wouldn’t have dreamt of leaving the house it in, much less pairing it with a fedora and a pink jacket!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

I feel I need to tell you all that someone has posted a closeup of their infected haemorrhoid. No, I shan’t be linking the thread!

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

I feel I need to tell you all that someone has posted a closeup of their infected haemorrhoid. No, I shan’t be linking the thread!

I have to say I’m impressed that a very pregnant woman can get a clear shot of her piles like this. Either she’s a contortionist or she made the old man take it. And they say romance is dead.

 

[raspberryjuice]

How on earth did she get such a clear, close up of it?!

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I have to say I’m impressed that a very pregnant woman can get a clear shot of her piles like this. Either she’s a contortionist or she made the old man take it. And they say romance is dead.

Omg what do I search for, this is unreal.

 

[Cinnabun]

They're happy to ignore the very valid points being raised on Tattle about child exploitation, lack of ethics and compliance in influencer marketing etc., but they're up in arms if someone gets called a wanker

The hell? People get called the c word on there all time.

 

[raspberryjuice]

Omg what do I search for, this is unreal.

It’s in general health and you will regret the nose, I promise

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Regrets, I have a few.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Ah our favourite DDog is back and hanging his head in shame as he has to wear a jumper and the lucky fucker on the bed doesn’t.

 

[raspberryjuice]

I just really wonder about the process that lead to that post.

How often is she looking at it to notice it’s changed since yesterday?
At what point did she decide “yes! I’ll get the strangers on Mumsnet to have a look at it for me. Much better than asking my midwife or doctor”
How many times did she attempt to get that photo?
If she needed help getting the photo - how did that go? “Hey, DH, can you take a photo of my ass hole for me? I wanna put it on the internet for the DHuns to check”

I have so many questions. So so many.

 

[Aussie]

I don't want to bleach my eyes

I just really wonder about the process that lead to that post.

How often is she looking at it to notice it’s changed since yesterday?
At what point did she decide “yes! I’ll get the strangers on Mumsnet to have a look at it for me. Much better than asking my midwife or doctor”
How many times did she attempt to get that photo?
If she needed help getting the photo - how did that go? “Hey, DH, can you take a photo of my ass hole for me? I wanna put it on the internet for the DHuns to check”

I have so many questions. So so many.

I can't believe I went to find that post. How did she get the pic is what I want to know!

 

[FrannyGallops]

It’s in general health and you will regret the nose, I promise

JESUS CHRIST!!

 

[SpindleWhorl]

I feel I need to tell you all that someone has posted a closeup of their infected haemorrhoid. No, I shan’t be linking the thread!

LOL I just checked it out. I must admit I've had my fair share of haemorrhoids piles, played havoc with my sex life But they've never had the same colourings (markings?) as that. It looks like a tiny embryo.

 

[raspberryjuice]

LOL I just checked it out. I must admit I've had my fair share of haemorrhoids piles, played havoc with my sex life But they've never had the same colourings (markings?) as that. It looks like a tiny embryo.

Did you ever take photos and upload them to a parenting forum for strangers to see?

 

[SpindleWhorl]

Did you ever take photos and upload them to a parenting forum for strangers to see?

If I did it would have looked like an image of Pluto captured by the Hubble space telescope, certainly not a HD, 3D version with the whole haemorrhoid filling the frame like that

 

[Moniker]

There’s a thread running to 21 pages by a poster who thinks no-outdoor-shoes households should provide visitors with slippers. What level of stultifying tedium must one exist in to start a thread about such a topic? I never read all of those threads; just scroll through to the bits where the mumsnetters inevitably start to cannibalise each other.

 

[Serene Serena]

I just really wonder about the process that lead to that post.

How often is she looking at it to notice it’s changed since yesterday?
At what point did she decide “yes! I’ll get the strangers on Mumsnet to have a look at it for me. Much better than asking my midwife or doctor”
How many times did she attempt to get that photo?
If she needed help getting the photo - how did that go? “Hey, DH, can you take a photo of my ass hole for me? I wanna put it on the internet for the DHuns to check”

I have so many questions. So so many.

Do you they might be a perv?

 

[raspberryjuice]

Do you they might be a perv?

Maybe! What a weird kink though

 

[FrannyGallops]

Do you they might be a perv?

Tbh, that was my first thought. There was another photo of someone’s hole complete with pile a couple of weeks ago. It is a weird perversion if so, but who bleeping knows these days? men get kicks out of all sorts of weird stuff.