Mumsnet #5 Cancel the cheque

[rosemarina]

Why don’t these women issue proper bollockings to their disgusting men? I wouldn’t be able to go near mine if he was anything like that, good god.

 

[Onthehop]

Why don’t these women issue proper bollockings to their disgusting men? I wouldn’t be able to go near mine if he was anything like that, good god.

Me neither! That one always stayed with me. I’m still WTF???

 

[Twistedpants]

Oh so not everyone has poo crumbs then? Well this is awkward

 

[Iceache]

I’ve just read part of this thread and it actually made me feel ill. Her house must be filthy

 

[justheretoread99]

Wtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know?

 

[Sglodion]

Hold on a sec though, do we know for sure that the guy has actual poo crumbs or could this be another case of the Mumsnet "thou shalt never buy a loo brush lest it gather POO CRUMBS" paranoia? I mean I occasionally sleep naked when it's really hot and I'm definitely not leaving little turd granules all over my sheets...

 

[maytoseptember]

Wtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know?

It’s flakes of dried poo that come off a person who doesn’t wipe their arse properly. Worse in men with hairy arses

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

There's a fab thread currently about being worried about a friend having a cock lodger move in. Some of the replies are so funny & lol. I also found a new word "dickmatised". One reply to someone accusing op of being jealous is comedy gold. Mumsnetters at their finest.

It's in AIBU

 

[April89]

For a group of people who can justify any bad behaviour with ‘this person might have a mental health condition’, they have no issues with saying things like: batshit, you sound unhinged, she sound mad, you sound like hard work…

 

[henriettadubois2]

Hahah dickmatized is from the old blog D Listed. I used to love that!

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

AIBU -Can our wedding venue do this??? Any lawyers?!

I really hate poor punctuation like that.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I hate their obsession with "poo" generally, it's so disgusting, they're like schoolchildren

I came across a thread a while back where someone asked how she could buy tretinoin online as her dermatologist refused to prescribe it. There were some suggestions and then someone came in with a "isn't it terrible that women want to buy a PRESCRIPTION DRUG from dodgy websites just so they can try to look a little younger?" While I agree that it's generally not safe to buy something like this online, they came across as so snotty and condescending in a way that is typical of Mumsnet

 

[ChastityDingle]

Hollow legs every side at present on a thread about a sixteen year old guy who basically ate everything in the house while home alone for a weekend.

Competitive eating ahoy!

 

[Kaylon8083]

I’ve just read about someone complaining that the ice cream van (she used truck instead of van) wakes her daughter up at 8pm. Someone posts this:

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I’ve just read about someone complaining that the ice cream van (she used truck instead of van) wakes her daughter up at 8pm. Someone posts this:

God how pathetic, surely it was obvious what the OP meant? I’m sure they say stuff like that just to be dicks.

 

[justheretoread99]

“A vehicle that sells ice cream, think transit”.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Something that fries my brain on there is 'fast forward'.
Big convoluted tale of woe with every possible detail included, then 'fast forward'.
WTF. I don't want to fast forward. I want to stay right here. Ta.

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Wtf are poo crumbs?? Do I even want to know?

Dried poo particles that get stuck to the hairs around his anus and break off on the bed like a crumbled stock cube. You're welcome.

 

[rainbowhouse]

“A vehicle that sells ice cream, think transit”.

Be careful. That’s outing!

 

[Galinda]

Why the duck are they doing this?! Truck is perfectly valid, my husband is from The US and he says truck Actually so does my 6 year old because of all the damn Blippi she watched when she was younger