Mumsnet #48 Cherchez la spunk splatter

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CrimsonCountess said:
I’m enjoying the competitive supermarket spending thread. OP spends £1000 a month for a family of 4. There’s a lot of people saying how insane that is, a few saying they spend similar and then you’ve got the ones saying they eat similar to the diet of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and only spend £100 a month for a family of 14

One poster had to drop in that she’s just back from the local farmers market after spending £274 on meat for her professional athlete teenage children
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That OP: “I cook from scratch”
Also that OP…buys ‘cheese stuffed bacon burger dogs’ what the duck are they? Sound like…whispers…junk food.
 
CrimsonCountess said:
I’m enjoying the competitive supermarket spending thread. OP spends £1000 a month for a family of 4. There’s a lot of people saying how insane that is, a few saying they spend similar and then you’ve got the ones saying they eat similar to the diet of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and only spend £100 a month for a family of 14

One poster had to drop in that she’s just back from the local farmers market after spending £274 on meat for her professional athlete teenage children
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For most people a "meat top up" (😏) would be grabbing an extra pack of meat on clearance and chucking it in the freezer when you get home, or getting some ham and bits for the week not... whatever that poster is doing. Good God, is that a lot of meat! Random animals must quake in fear when they see her [and her MN factory standard Two Hollow Legged Professional Athlete Sons™]!
 
There's a thread about 'booking the holiday of a lifetime', but she hasn't asked for leave from work yet
The main take some of the cunts are commenting on is that it's to Mexico
'Mexico? I thought you said holiday of a lifetime?'
Just duck off to the Seychelles then camilla and get off the thread.
Honestly!
 
VC10 said:
I fancy the McRib again. Haven't had one since the 1980s. Lots of stuff has come back this year : Marathon bars ( a snickers under its old name) , Opal Fruits - with the LIME flavour chews mmmmmmm
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McRib comes back here once a year for a very short time. Always very popular so no idea why it’s not a permanent menu fixture.
 
VC10 said:
I fancy the McRib again. Haven't had one since the 1980s. Lots of stuff has come back this year : Marathon bars ( a snickers under its old name) , Opal Fruits - with the LIME flavour chews mmmmmmm
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My son ordered the McRib this week as it's briefly available again. He was left shaking and sobbing curled into a survival ball behind the sofa with the disappointment.*

*Actually he just said "Oh bleeping hell, that's gone to tit" and fed the leftovers to his pet rats.
 
CrimsonCountess said:
I’m enjoying the competitive supermarket spending thread. OP spends £1000 a month for a family of 4. There’s a lot of people saying how insane that is, a few saying they spend similar and then you’ve got the ones saying they eat similar to the diet of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and only spend £100 a month for a family of 14

One poster had to drop in that she’s just back from the local farmers market after spending £274 on meat for her professional athlete teenage children
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Jesus. I feel sorry for their toilet.
 
CrimsonCountess said:
I’m enjoying the competitive supermarket spending thread. OP spends £1000 a month for a family of 4. There’s a lot of people saying how insane that is, a few saying they spend similar and then you’ve got the ones saying they eat similar to the diet of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and only spend £100 a month for a family of 14

One poster had to drop in that she’s just back from the local farmers market after spending £274 on meat for her professional athlete teenage children
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That must be a very exotic butcher. She’s bought lion joint! 🦁
 
Sam5262 said:
I reckon for the wedding reception thread, given the level of alleged aggression from the band it was a Sid Vicious tribute group 😂
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😂😂😂 I’m absolutely howling at the comments on that thread! She’s being advised to have ‘immediate counselling’ phone Samaritans, legal action to have access to her grandchildren, ‘take deep breaths and notice what’s around you’ as if, for one moment, she was actually suicidal and seriously considering leaving her husband!! How do these idiots hold down these six figure salary, high pressure jobs?
 
doctordoctor said:
It’s hilarious! OP ‘can’t be left alone!’ she’s in such a state! Suicidal, wondering if she should divorce her wonderful husband…it’s all nonsense of course, thinking that holding her SiL’s hand and ‘gently’ telling him how annoyed she was because he didn’t mention the husband, (she was fed up holding her tongue) and decided his wedding was the right time and place! Then Ronnie and Reggie bundled the husband out of the hall 😂😂😂 God, I’d have loved to have been a fly on the wall!
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It's the bog standard 'Everybody was drunk and being utter wankers, demanding they got to join the band onstage/have a go on the drums and then the most pissed up wanker of all went up and fell over in the process, taking out half the kit as he went. And then his Dad hefted up wanting a fight'.

None of this is going to be over a thirty quid mic stand, it's going to be the microphone that's been damaged (although chances are that it's actually a £100 SM58 and they're tough as old boots, designed that way precisely because pissed up blokes at functions tend to knock them over)'
 
How DARE she go to uni and have fun on the money saved up for her!
 

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