Mumsnet #35 we’ve lost sight of what a crucifixion looks like

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JerricaBenton said:
Am I eating too little? in chat - going exactly how you would expect! Falling over themselves to say how unhealthy her meals are, they don't know how she is surviving without 20 fruit & veg portions a day.

OP is eating a rather normal diet btw but she eats 1 biscuit a day as well! The horror!
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Just about to head over to that thread, after I’ve stuffed my face with the bacon and eggs my daughter’s made me followed by a cuppa and 2 hobnobs 😁
Now that would blow their teeny tiny minds.
 
Millie2023 said:
Aaand now they’re scrapping about Stanley cups. I bet their teeny tiny hands can’t hold them!
(My kid has a knock off one from home bargains, that’s about half the size she is. She looks ridiculous, but I’m not going to rain on her (knock off) Stanley parade)
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If it wasn't for MN, I'd have no idea that was anything other than an American hockey trophy. And I wouldn't even know that if it weren't for Peanuts.

This reminds me of the time I recognised the opera being played on Radio 4 and felt very intelligent and cultured until I realised I knew it from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
 
uberoblique said:
I know. How terrible that people stay relatively well hydrated and take care of their brain/kidneys/digestion etc. Unless you’re taking teeny tiny sips from one of your kid’s old plastic toddler cups from 2006 then you’re FRIVOLOUS.

I don’t have a Stanley cup but I do have 2x Yeti Ramblers and a Chilly bottle so I’m still pretty basic.
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I drink water straight out of the tap, so I am DEAD to them 😃😃
 
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I mean, just how big and bendy is his doofer that it managed to snake underneath the loo seat??
 

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Technobiff said:
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I mean, just how big and bendy is his doofer that it managed to snake underneath the loo seat??
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You're looking at this the wrong way round, he is the DH of a mumsnetter, so she has cut his balls off and shortened his todger to make sure he doesn't stray. So the bigger question is how many pints of sticky white lovepiss did the other fella leave under the toilet seat and why?
It must have been a veritable geyser!!

 
Tbf this sort of thing happens (gets believed). When I was a teen, my sister came home from the doctor in floods of tears barely able to breathe.

This is going to be GOOD thought I! 👹

She had an STI - and told my mum she’d caught it from sharing a towel.

And my mum believed it. My morning was utterly RUINED because I was expecting (hoping for) massive drama.

My mum would’ve been right at home on mn. Competitive eating and “I’ve never experienced that so it can’t exist”.
 
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