Mumsnet #35 we’ve lost sight of what a crucifixion looks like

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One of regular (but enjoyable) threads about 70s and 80s food has had its also regular (and tedious) posts about how much thinner everyone was back then because food was so much better. It’s like the thin police can’t bear people having fun.
I always think, when people point this out, that everyone and their budgerigar was smoking back then, and how when my mother quit she went from underweight to overweight (BMI categories), but is healthier than she has ever been at least in my memory. I think the reason more people are in the overweight BMI category today is because far less people smoke than they used to. I was reading some research into post-cessation weight-gain after I realised this, and turns out the average smoker gains about 10kg when they quit, but this weight has no effect on their overall health compared to people that didn't put it on (hence smoking should never be advanced as a weightloss device).
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Our diet was mainly to fill us up and cost as little as possible! We had Yorkshire pudding as a ‘starter’ before the main course … to fill us up and not notice it was mainly Lottie veg and a small bit of beef. If we were still hungry it was Yorkshire pudding with jam and sugar on. in the summer, depending on how the allotment was doing, we would have Yorkshire Pudding pudding which was Fruit cooked in the batter. I remember watching a cooking programme in the late 70’s ish (probably Keith Floyd) and them making clafoutis and everyone pointing at the tele shouting ooh look, Yorkshire Pudding pudding 😁
I didn't know my father used tattle! 🤣 He's told me a number of times about how they'd have Yorkshire pudding for starter and dessert. Also he's very proud of coming from the Rhubarb triangle.
 
The amount of people using phrases like ‘opening my bowels’ or ‘emptying my bowels’ on the shite thread might actually make me start shaking and crying, are they that repressed that they actually speak like this???

Fucks sakes this is my job I spend enough hours of my day talking about wee and poo to kids and their parents I don’t need to see weirdos on t’internet getting off on it at night too !
 
I found £800 on the road once and handed it in it to the popo.
But if I found cash in a secondhand book I’d bought I think I’d be more inclined to keep it. Personally I check all my books before handing them into charity just in case I’ve done something stupid like leaving money in one!


We got back from a festival to find an extra, tatty black, rucksack in the back of the van behind an amp cab unit. Checked inside and there was a wallet absolutely stuffed to the gills with tens and twenties and, much to my disappointment, a driving licence. If it hadn't been for that, we'd have had rent money for three months, especially as there would be no way the owner would have claimed/reported a theft by the previous band on stage due to four baggies of substances also stuffed into one of the sections. I chucked the gear and handed the bag, wallet and cash in at our home police station, cursing my honesty all the way there and back.
 
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Ok, is this one of you lot because surely it has to be a piss take?! Who the duck cares 🤷🏻‍♀️ if anyone wanted to do a counter post saying ‘neighbour went out at 9:30pm should i log it with 101’ I’d be eternally grateful 🤣
 
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Ok, is this one of you lot because surely it has to be a piss take?! Who the duck cares 🤷🏻‍♀️ if anyone wanted to do a counter post saying ‘neighbour went out at 9:30pm should i log it with 101’ I’d be eternally grateful 🤣
That takes us back to April 2020 when MNers were falling over themselves to report Marjorie at number 17 because she went to Tesco twice in one week.
 
Did any of you read the thread about the woman finding thousands of pounds hidden inside a quilt she'd bought from a charity shop? Pure bullshit, I reckon, but the responses of outraged mumsnetters was amusing to read. She should return the money to the charity shop, try and find the original owner, donate it to charity and so on. Each and everyone of them would have kept every penny. I know I would have done. I am a scummy lowlife who once found a roll of £20 notes in the street (£120) and it was like a gift from the Gods. It was early evening and the town was deserted (as little Welsh towns often are as darkness descends) and there was no active police station for miles. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

I’ve found money before and unless it’s obvious who dropped it or it’s in a purse/wallet … finders keepers!
 
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Ok, is this one of you lot because surely it has to be a piss take?! Who the duck cares 🤷🏻‍♀️ if anyone wanted to do a counter post saying ‘neighbour went out at 9:30pm should i log it with 101’ I’d be eternally grateful 🤣


TF has having security cameras to do with whether the neighbour goes to the shops? How does she even know that that is where he went? Nope, not unreasonable at all 😂
 
The thread have you ever seen your neighbours go for their big food shop shows what a miserable lacking in sense of humour that bunch are. If that was on here by the end of the first thread, there would be character names, secret tunnels to tescos and lots of hilarity. Nope none of that over there - but were the bunch of arseholes 🙄🤷‍♀️
 
The thread have you ever seen your neighbours go for their big food shop shows what a miserable lacking in sense of humour that bunch are. If that was on here by the end of the first thread, there would be character names, secret tunnels to tescos and lots of hilarity. Nope none of that over there - but were the bunch of arseholes 🙄🤷‍♀️
I hate the way posters have to put 'light hearted' in the thread title, otherwise the po-faced terminally offended won't realise it's meant to be funny.

Incidentally, I have just got up and my husband has made me a full Welsh breakfast and it's not my birthday or our wedding anniversary. So I am sitting here with at least 2000 calories of delicious food and I am enjoying every bite. What will he tell the coroner? She died happy, m'lud.
 
The thread have you ever seen your neighbours go for their big food shop shows what a miserable lacking in sense of humour that bunch are. If that was on here by the end of the first thread, there would be character names, secret tunnels to tescos and lots of hilarity. Nope none of that over there - but were the bunch of arseholes 🙄🤷‍♀️
I point this out to my husband all the time! We live in a flat so we've got loads of neighbours and I have never once noticed any of them bringing home their food shopping! We're always getting takeaways too and I always think they are probably looking out their windows thinking oh look those 2 fatties have got their 10th takeaway of the week:ROFLMAO:
 
I hate the way posters have to put 'light hearted' in the thread title, otherwise the po-faced terminally offended won't realise it's meant to be funny.

Incidentally, I have just got up and my husband has made me a full Welsh breakfast and it's not my birthday or our wedding anniversary. So I am sitting here with at least 2000 calories of delicious food and I am enjoying every bite. What will he tell the coroner? She died happy, m'lud.
I was going to joke we’d exact our revenge by burying you in a sister wife dress - but you’d have the last laugh by taking one of the fuckers out of circulation.
 
I was going to joke we’d exact our revenge by burying you in a sister wife dress - but you’d have the last laugh by taking one of the fuckers out of circulation.

Ahhh but we will take our inheritance from Serena (which are fully entitled to and we have obviously been totting up for years) and buy shares in all the sister wife dress companies, so they can make MORE dresses!
 
I hate the way posters have to put 'light hearted' in the thread title, otherwise the po-faced terminally offended won't realise it's meant to be funny.

Incidentally, I have just got up and my husband has made me a full Welsh breakfast and it's not my birthday or our wedding anniversary. So I am sitting here with at least 2000 calories of delicious food and I am enjoying every bite. What will he tell the coroner? She died happy, m'lud.

Happy and full of your husband’s sausage. I can think of worse ways to go.
 
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Ok, is this one of you lot because surely it has to be a piss take?! Who the duck cares 🤷🏻‍♀️ if anyone wanted to do a counter post saying ‘neighbour went out at 9:30pm should i log it with 101’ I’d be eternally grateful 🤣

You scoff, but then this poster suggests there are indeed people who notice and care!
 

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