Mumsnet #30 Six figure salary, never eats a calorie

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My bans are so sad that they're not even really mention worthy. 1st was on a thread about PC Andrew Harper after the lads who killed him were given their convictions and that I thought it was a whitewash; 2nd was during Covid hysteria and apparently telling people they are batshit isn't in the spirit of the site; and 3rd was on a Harry and Meghan worship thread. I probably did deserve that one but I was getting pissed off with Rousette aka Meghan repeating how utterly marvellous they are. And they bloody aren't, so there :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I've lurked on the H&M threads and Rousette appears to be there all day while accusing other people of being obsessed. A little while ago she said she had been pulling up old H&M threads and she knew which posters on them were still posting under new names because of the amazing superpowers she gained as a copywriter...
 
WTF are they talking about - do they mean Camden High Street and since when was that ever 'naice' :ROFLMAO: . What a weird comment. They are obviously an American tourist who's been to see Sherlock Holmes and then Camden Market (guessing USA by the 'anyways'!) Looks like it's a tiny chain of chicken shops, London-based only, which are located in busy touristy areas. Why are they getting their knickers in a twist.
It’s a thread where the prospective buyer doesn’t want to buy in a certain area as it has some grotty chicken shops so they’re trying to say chicken shops can’t be that bad as ‘naice’ central areas have them 😂 but those areas aren’t nice which is why they have them, shooting them selves in the foot
 
It’s a thread where the prospective buyer doesn’t want to buy in a certain area as it has some grotty chicken shops so they’re trying to say chicken shops can’t be that bad as ‘naice’ central areas have them 😂 but those areas aren’t nice which is why they have them, shooting them selves in the foot
Oh that makes more sense! Oh, mumsnet. I love a chicken shop. Wouldn't want to live over one, but one round the corner is a treat!
 
It’s a thread where the prospective buyer doesn’t want to buy in a certain area as it has some grotty chicken shops so they’re trying to say chicken shops can’t be that bad as ‘naice’ central areas have them 😂 but those areas aren’t nice which is why they have them, shooting them selves in the foot

How spoilt, I would love to live near a chicken shop but I live rurally in my giant house which is no where near a chicken shop. Also my brothers, cousins, girlfriends, sons, wife’s, best friends aunt loved chicken shops and she’d be happy to live near a ‘grotty chicken shop’ but she can’t. Because she’s DEAD. Some people are so over privileged.
 
How spoilt, I would love to live near a chicken shop but I live rurally in my giant house which is no where near a chicken shop. Also my brothers, cousins, girlfriends, sons, wife’s, best friends aunt loved chicken shops and she’d be happy to live near a ‘grotty chicken shop’ but she can’t. Because she’s DEAD. Some people are so over privileged.
You’re lucky you have a brother who has a cousin etc. All my family are DEAD and they all died from eating contaminated chicken. I’m so triggered, I’m crying and shaking.
 
Wtf is 'naice'?

Working class people can sometimes have nice things (if they get a payday loan) so naice is to differentiate that you’re middle class with a 6 figure job and can afford chocolate covered hob nobs rather than just plan hob nobs like middle class people with lower paid jobs, or own brand hob nobs like working class people.
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I’m sobbing and shaking here because I don’t even have a brother. Not even a tit dead one. Spare a thought please and can you sign off your messages with an “x” because I’m not sure how much I can take.

I’m sobbing and shaking AND I have painful genital herpes.
 
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I've lurked on the H&M threads and Rousette appears to be there all day while accusing other people of being obsessed. A little while ago she said she had been pulling up old H&M threads and she knew which posters on them were still posting under new names because of the amazing superpowers she gained as a copywriter...

I catch up on the RF threads in chunks of a few days so notice how much Roussette is there. Often from about 4 or 5am to the early hours of the next morning.
If anyone mentions how much she's there, she immediately says she's going to go and have a glass of wine/help an old lady/put the spuds on...
Then, usually less than an hour later, she's back.
Tbf she doesn't name change so is more recognizable.
Those threads are batshit though. A few people posting on a backwater of the internet really believe they're either bringing about the revolution or heroically defending the RF gaw bless 'em.
And the rest just hate or love Harry and Meghan and spend their lives attacking/defending them.
Probably as well they're tied to their keyboards and not out among the population.
 
My bans are so sad that they're not even really mention worthy. 1st was on a thread about PC Andrew Harper after the lads who killed him were given their convictions and that I thought it was a whitewash; 2nd was during Covid hysteria and apparently telling people they are batshit isn't in the spirit of the site; and 3rd was on a Harry and Meghan worship thread. I probably did deserve that one but I was getting pissed off with Rousette aka Meghan repeating how utterly marvellous they are. And they bloody aren't, so there :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I was reported over a comment I made about Meghan. I stated that if any jewels were on offer she’d be like a rat up a drainpipe in her haste to get to them. Somebody reported that I’d called Meghan a rat! FFS! I did eventually get banned on a Meghan thread though. I simply stated that she’d had cosmetic surgery. Nothing derogatory, just stated a well-known fact about her nose job. MNHQ said I was always dissing her and told me MN ‘wasn’t the place for me.’ I’m now on there in my fifth incarnation. 😂

Rousette gets right on my bleeping pip though. 🤬
 
Samcro is a dimmer version of Roussette and fangirls her ridiculously.
I feel a bit sorry for Roussette when Samcro makes one of her more inane comments and Roussette has to agree with the drivel she's come out with because they're both on the same side.
Reminds me of school where you had to like David or Donny and you could only be friends with girls who liked the same one (OMG, that dates me 😱)
 
And the winner of this weeks Style & Beauty thread is
 

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If it was any other website I’d advise you to post a picture of your scabby undercarriage, but as it’s mumsnet you’d be deluged with sympathy, handholding and a diagnosis of early onset dementia.

I saw a post (labelled ‘tmi,’ but still) which contained a very close up picture of the posters anal prolapse! The replies were actually more helpful and nice than usual, maybe staring into the inside of someone startled the bitchiness right out of the usual commenters 🤔
 
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