Mumsnet #30 Six figure salary, never eats a calorie

[YR80]

Is that the one who heard her husband say something about a cuddle? I don’t get why she doesn’t just ask him about it rather than shaking and crying all over Mumsnet.

 

[PinkFigs]

6 screens = ADHD definitely. Or diabetes or an underactive thyroid.

Or Menopause

 

[Brandshinynew]

Would someone who says English isn't their first language use the phrase " lazy wee shites"

 

[marjorytrashheap]

She says it was removed and reinstated.

I know! Who knows if that’s true but sometimes I think HQ must leave these things up for traffic/ad revenue. It’s gross.
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Is that the one who heard her husband say something about a cuddle? I don’t get why she doesn’t just ask him about it rather than shaking and crying all over Mumsnet.

Because it don’t real . Apparently she’s a community police officer as well. What a level head she must have in a crisis!

 

[ItchOfTheWestCoast]

Shithole however has a brand new 4(?) bedroom house so why the hell is there crap everywhere?

At home there is her, her teen son and her teen daughter, her two young boys who share a room. She has mentioned a spare room too.

5 bed?

4 or 5 bed it's filthy and stinks of dog piss.

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

It's just a breeding ground for trolls these days.

 

[repairshoplover]

The mother in law sounds like she’s crying wolf. Didn’t take long for early onset dementia to get brought up.

 

[orangehead]

Someone is going to Greece in September and a skiing holiday in December and her husband has booked a holiday in Gran Canaria in 4 weeks time and she is NOT happy. If anyone can provide support it’s in AIBU.

 

[Backendofabus]

Pearl clutching about Butlins. Won’t somebody think of the children while there are parents drinking Stella in public?!?

 

[PrincessCharming]

Pearl clutching about Butlins. Won’t somebody think of the children while there are parents drinking Stella in public?!?

Yet Center Parcs is okay when it’s essentially the same thing with added pushbikes.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Thoughts and prayers to poor holiday woman.

 

[Serene Serena]

Someone is going to Greece in September and a skiing holiday in December and her husband has booked a holiday in Gran Canaria in 4 weeks time and she is NOT happy. If anyone can provide support it’s in AIBU.

I was just reading that, lucky cow. I didn't realise it was controlling behaviour to book a surprise holiday for someone

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

S&B is going weird today.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Calling Mumsnet users dinner ladies with 1 gcse has really got them all riled up

 

[marjorytrashheap]

Calling Mumsnet users dinner ladies with 1 gcse has really got them all riled up

This is beautiful. Hat-tip to this troll!

 

[bread-pitt]

I was just reading that, lucky cow. I didn't realise it was controlling behaviour to book a surprise holiday for someone

When I started to read it, I thought it was weird (and financially risky) to book something without first checking that she can get the time off from work. But a later post says that they are both off that week anyway. If I had time off work already arranged and my husband saw a bargain like that for some winter sun and didn’t book it I’d be sobbing and shaking.

 

[Geetbo]

They’re genuinely only happy when they’re weighing out a child’s portion of brown rice for themselves aren’t they.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Yet Center Parcs is okay when it’s essentially the same thing with added pushbikes.

And anal sex.

 

[MediumLoad]

They’re genuinely only happy when they’re weighing out a child’s portion of brown rice for themselves aren’t they.

More like pretending that they only eat that little.

 

[PrincessCharming]

And anal sex.

Oh yes not forgetting the bum fun!