Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

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jackieweavericestorm said:
Love the title - especially as the tattle code thread is getting very busy again over there!

I wonder which of those MN posters is Alice Evans 🧐😂
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Keep an eye out for the ones (there will be multiple!) who are all alone in the world, with a deceased mother, terrible stepmum, father cut them off, terrible ex abusing them through the courts who ‘cheated’ on her with a Bogan Ho acrobat accountant new partner, and her children love her more than life itself (yes, that way round).

Oh and she’ll be down to her last $26 while living in a $7.5K rental in Beverley Hills.

Did I leave anything out ? 🤔
 
sistersofpercy said:
I worked at Iceland as a teenager. Rule then was if it was broken and destined for the losses book you could have it. Every Easter I had a stash of broken eggs until my checkout. Amazing how clumsy I was putting out smarties eggs 😂
It also applied to frozen so my colleague would pull a ready meal out of the freezer, stamp on it and proclaim it lunch.
I don’t know how we got away with some of the tit we did back then. Heath and Safety would have you for lunch if some of that tit flew today 😂
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When I worked in a supermarket we got bashed packets of cigs for 50p … every shift I did I made sure I slightly squashed a 20 Benson n Hedges 🤣🤣
 
Oh bloody hell they’re all wailing about Diana being dead again, Crown series 6 has set them off into a spiral of needing to share how they first heard the news. I’m paraphrasing but it’s all much of a muchness with posters clamouring to be the most poetic in their remembrance.

‘I awoke to my mum stroking my cheek. When I blearily opened my eyes to look upon her, I saw she was crying a great river of tears. her voice barely a whisper, she imparted the dreadful news. ‘Diana, the princess of Wales, has been killed’ I clamped my hand to my mouth. I couldn’t believe it. The sky gave a sudden and loud clap of thunder at that moment, as if it were angry that someone so wonderful had been cruelly snatched from us. Even my brother, just 6 at the time, did not play with his Lego all day, I myself put down my tamagotchi, and we all sat in stunned silence eating Dairy Milk (it wasn’t vile back in 1997, another thing that has been inexplicably taken from us) and watched the news until the sky grew dark once more’
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
Oh bloody hell they’re all wailing about Diana being dead again, Crown series 6 has set them off into a spiral of needing to share how they first heard the news. I’m paraphrasing but it’s all much of a muchness with posters clamouring to be the most poetic in their remembrance.

‘I awoke to my mum stroking my cheek. When I blearily opened my eyes to look upon her, I saw she was crying a great river of tears. her voice barely a whisper, she imparted the dreadful news. ‘Diana, the princess of Wales, has been killed’ I clamped my hand to my mouth. I couldn’t believe it. The sky gave a sudden and loud clap of thunder at that moment, as if it were angry that someone so wonderful had been cruelly snatched from us. Even my brother, just 6 at the time, did not play with his Lego all day, I myself put down my tamagotchi, and we all sat in stunned silence eating Dairy Milk (it wasn’t vile back in 1997, another thing that has been inexplicably taken from us) and watched the news until the sky grew dark once more’
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I think I’ve told this story here before but me and (now) husband were on a massive post rave speed comedown. There was nothing on the telly or radio and we couldn’t sleep for days. Bad times.

Edited omg I said DH. shoot now
 
Moowoopoo said:
I always think of Mumsnet when I have workmen in the house. I *gasp* let them use my loo and all!
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I eyerolled that one until I saw my own optic nerve. I'm sure the workmen absolutely love being there too, especially when they're so welcoming and grateful for the work they commissioned them to do. Did you see the one shitting herself because the dirty oik came into the sitting room to speak to her?

"Can't wait until I have my house to myself again" like they're sodding intruders. Maybe the next time you need something done you can order the astral projection service.
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
Oh bloody hell they’re all wailing about Diana being dead again, Crown series 6 has set them off into a spiral of needing to share how they first heard the news. I’m paraphrasing but it’s all much of a muchness with posters clamouring to be the most poetic in their remembrance.

‘I awoke to my mum stroking my cheek. When I blearily opened my eyes to look upon her, I saw she was crying a great river of tears. her voice barely a whisper, she imparted the dreadful news. ‘Diana, the princess of Wales, has been killed’ I clamped my hand to my mouth. I couldn’t believe it. The sky gave a sudden and loud clap of thunder at that moment, as if it were angry that someone so wonderful had been cruelly snatched from us. Even my brother, just 6 at the time, did not play with his Lego all day, I myself put down my tamagotchi, and we all sat in stunned silence eating Dairy Milk (it wasn’t vile back in 1997, another thing that has been inexplicably taken from us) and watched the news until the sky grew dark once more’
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I remember it was a huge shock as she died in unusual circumstances and was quite young but I don't feel sentimental about her...?

I saw the thread title but haven't read it. Dislike weeping and wailing about her.
 
Moowoopoo said:
I always think of Mumsnet when I have workmen in the house. I *gasp* let them use my loo and all!
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That has never bothered me until last year we were having our drive done and the workmen were here for 10 days. Every morning one of them would turn up at 8am and go straight to our toilet for a tit. Every single day, no exceptions. If you’re as regular as clockwork like that then go before you leave for work! Obviously wanted to do it on my time rather than his!
I don’t have a problem usually but felt that was taking the piss (tit!). 😆
Need them here again soon. Anyone know where to buy Izal? 😜 😂
 
indigocat said:
If you search the original poster's name, there's even a thread on Reddit about his/her trolling.

Hilarious, thank you for the head's up. :ROFLMAO:

Edited to add that 'she' even made Newsweek once with trolling excellence. 👌😆

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Woman Raging Over 'Intrusive' Neighbors Checking In on Her Slammed Online

Several users on Mumsnet said the woman was being "unreasonable" and that the neighbors were likely "genuinely concerned" for her welfare.
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I don't think she's a troll, I think she's very unwell. Some of her posting reminds me of myself when I was in active alcoholism.

Although I didn't start threads, I just drunk-posted on existing ones. I used to have to check "threads I'm on" every day to work out what time I'd passed out the previous night :oops:
 
Serene Serena said:
Tattle won't let you provide a direct link to Mumsnet. Screen shot the post or c&p it and post it over here.
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Here is the thread - and those are just yesterday's requests for codes!
 

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FeloniousMonk said:
I don't think she's a troll, I think she's very unwell. Some of her posting reminds me of myself when I was in active alcoholism.

Although I didn't start threads, I just drunk-posted on existing ones. I used to have to check "threads I'm on" every day to work out what time I'd passed out the previous night :oops:
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Hahaha. (ironic laughter) Me too! I was constantly apologising for hideous drink related comments :(
 
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