Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

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Did anyone catch the neighbour thread? It was in trending but when I clicked on it it said the thread had been deleted as the OP had privacy concerns :)
 
When I worked at Woolworths, I used to steal and scoff a (large) bar of Milka every morning before I started work.
As for two fish fingers....that's not even a snack, is it? 🙄

I worked at Iceland as a teenager. Rule then was if it was broken and destined for the losses book you could have it. Every Easter I had a stash of broken eggs until my checkout. Amazing how clumsy I was putting out smarties eggs 😂
It also applied to frozen so my colleague would pull a ready meal out of the freezer, stamp on it and proclaim it lunch.
I don’t know how we got away with some of the tit we did back then. Heath and Safety would have you for lunch if some of that tit flew today 😂
 
There's a thread in AIBU titled ' Inappropriate ambulance ride '
From a poster who has been sexually harassed by literally every professional male she has encountered, including GPs.
Tonight it's the paramedics turn.
She's threatening to have MN ban anyone who offers her anything less than tea and sympathy.
The woman is a complete fantasist loon.
It's worth a read and a giggle.
 
There's a thread in AIBU titled ' Inappropriate ambulance ride '
From a poster who has been sexually harassed by literally every professional male she has encountered, including GPs.
Tonight it's the paramedics turn.
She's threatening to have MN ban anyone who offers her anything less than tea and sympathy.
The woman is a complete fantasist loon.
It's worth a read and a giggle.
Gawd , bet even a trip to the local Co op for some teabags is a Sex Oddysey for her , in her head 😃
 
There's a thread in AIBU titled ' Inappropriate ambulance ride '
From a poster who has been sexually harassed by literally every professional male she has encountered, including GPs.
Tonight it's the paramedics turn.
She's threatening to have MN ban anyone who offers her anything less than tea and sympathy.
The woman is a complete fantasist loon.
It's worth a read and a giggle.

If you search the original poster's name, there's even a thread on Reddit about his/her trolling.

Hilarious, thank you for the head's up. :ROFLMAO:

Edited to add that 'she' even made Newsweek once with trolling excellence. 👌😆

 
Just when you think it can't get any dafter over there, someone comes out with this gem in reply to someone asking if it's ok to leave their baby alone in a playpen in another room for a few minutes.

PinkRoses1245 · 16/11/2023 13:51


of course it's fine? They and you need space. and don't use a camera, it's total violation of their rights, they can't consent.

Peak MN 🤣🤣🤣
 
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