Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

[CrimsonCountess]

Thread title based on @ShopTilYouSlop suggestion. Have a handhold

Recently we've learnt -

That you should never enjoy anything because of people in refugee camps
Fanny wafts are a real concern if mumsnetters venture out into the wild
If your child is struggling to make friends then you should get them playing an orchestral instrument in a local conservatoire as quickly as possible
If you eat more than 2 fish fingers then kindly you are really greedy

 

[PrincessCharming]

That newbie from the previous thread is being unreasonable saying only 90% of them are arseholes.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

That newbie from the previous thread is being unreasonable saying only 90% of them are arseholes.

The number of MRAs walking among them posing as women ups the percentage considerably.

 

[PrincessCharming]

Scuse my ignorance, what’s an MRA?

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Scuse my ignorance, what’s an MRA?

Men's Rights Activist. You know the type.

 

[PrincessCharming]

Men's Rights Activist. You know the type.

Ugh, yes

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Mumsnetters have found a new thing to worry about and hide behind the sofa for - random chocolate deliveries. I would be well chuffed if that turned up at my door. But then I am a big fat fatty so maybe my opinion isn't the best

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Mumsnetters have found a new thing to worry about and hide behind the sofa for - random chocolate deliveries. I would be well chuffed if that turned up at my door. But then I am a big fat fatty so maybe my opinion isn't the best

Funnily enough I was looking at a poster for that the other day and wishing Pizza Hut would get on the same wagon, and that someone would send me one

But leave it to MN to suck the joy out of an innocent wish to brighten someone's day.

 

[sistersofpercy]

Mumsnetters have found a new thing to worry about and hide behind the sofa for - random chocolate deliveries. I would be well chuffed if that turned up at my door. But then I am a big fat fatty so maybe my opinion isn't the best

Oh but darling, 'Cadbury'? How VERY working class. Can you imagine the neighbours seeing anything other than La Maison du Chocolat directly from Paris? Hideous.

 

[Serene Serena]

If anyone would like to send me anonymous chocolate gifts, feel free.

 

[sistersofpercy]

didn't take long did it?

 

[holasun]

MN food threads just make me feel hungry every time!!
But also... how common that you have neighbours close enough that they can SEE you getting deliveries??

 

[PrincessCharming]

I neck at least two fish fingers while I’m dishing out the fish fingers.

 

[sistersofpercy]

I neck at least two fish fingers while I’m dishing out the fish fingers.

Secret fish finger deliveries. Now THATS where its at.

 

[GBNI]

Mumsnetters have found a new thing to worry about and hide behind the sofa for - random chocolate deliveries. I would be well chuffed if that turned up at my door. But then I am a big fat fatty so maybe my opinion isn't the best

Acting like it's crack cocaine.

 

[girlinbrum]

Please please read the thread in AIBU called "To not plate my 10 year old's pizza?" There's over 300 replies, I can't read beyond the first place cos I am convinced they are all ALIENS!! Why are they like this?

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

The how do you cope with workmen in the house thread is turning out exactly as you'd expect.
Surely you just let them in and make sure there's a steady supply of tea and biscuits?

 

[VC10]

Tony's chocolate can get stuffed

Galaxy. ❤

 

[LilyPond]

didn't take long did it?

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There was a thread yesterday about Hotel Chocolat being bought out by Mars, they were falling over themselves to say how horrible Hotel Chocolat is (inedible apparently) and how they only ate handmade truffles where the cacao is ground between an artisan's finger and thumb and mixed with a unicorn's tears. Twats.

I have a stash of Hotel Chocolat's finest in the bottom of a cupboard waiting for Christmas (or until I can no longer resist whichever comes first).

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Milka happy cow chocolate is the best chocolate on the planet and I will not hear otherwise