Mumsnet #11 People in this village don’t shop at Tesco

[ChastityDingle]

What kind of scan is Claire having that they were home at 10am for her to go down for it and she’s not back until 4?! How big is she?!!!

Must be a very quiet hospital for the surgeons (multiple!) to get to pop in and see her every 2 hours and for them be be allowed 6 hours worth of scanning her.

BIB - next thread title, please

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I’m single but if I had a partner I can’t say I’d be all that bothered if he was wanking.

 

[raspberryjuice]

It’s sometimes a relief to know my boyfriend has had a wank and I get an extra 3 minutes a day off to read about peoples eye colours and made up daughters on MN

 

[Rxt156]

The ladies over in feminist chat are talking about their experiences of playing a game they like to call 'Patriarchy Chicken'.

It consists of walking down narrow footpaths, and making no attempt whatsoever to create any room to allow an oncoming male pedestrian to pass.

They've all been vindicated when said man has thrown them a dirty look, or expressed any sort of surprise or annoyance at having to throw themsleves into traffic in order to not be taken out by a woman charging at them like a ten ton brick shithouse.

Bahahahahahh as if that is actually a thing am I going to try it, 100% yes I am

 

[Blockster]

It’s sometimes a relief to know my boyfriend has had a wank and I get an extra 3 minutes a day off to read about peoples eye colours and made up daughters on MN

Brilliant!!

 

[Anasnake]

tit like this makes my blood boil, ‘huge’

 

[50sGirl]

I’m single but if I had a partner I can’t say I’d be all that bothered if he was wanking.

Even Matt?!

 

[Aussie]

tit like this makes my blood boil, ‘huge’

Sorry at that weight they would look unwell surely

 

[sistersofpercy]

tit like this makes my blood boil, ‘huge’

its tit like this that prompted me to throw the bathroom scales when my daughter became a teenager.
she’s grown up and left now but I never replaced them. The only time I have any rough idea of my weight is when I see the nurse every 18 months or so, and then I’ve generally forgotten what she said by the time I get to the car because she works in kilos and I’m old
My jeans still fit me and If they get tight I cut back on the mars bars. Simple.

 

[bellinibobble]

tit like this makes my blood boil, ‘huge’

Absolute bullshit. I’m the same height, got down to just about 10st ish for my wedding last year and when I look back at pictures I was on the scrawny side facially. Two stone lighter you’d look seriously ill. People who post stuff like this seriously worry me.

 

[DrLoomis]

The "What disgusting things do you secretly like?" thread is an absolute puke fest.

But one poster gave the fantastic line "Here we go with the competitive grossness"

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

tit like this makes my blood boil, ‘huge’

God I am 5ft7 and at 19 I was 10 stone and an 8/10! I’m now a size 16 at 38 and who cares, my friends and family love me. I cannot believe at Mumsnetters big old ages they’re still so obsessed with the scales. I care less every year.

 

[notanotherusername92]

The longer that thread goes on the more I’m convinced the replies are an utter piss take.

 

[Serene Serena]

The longer that thread goes on the more I’m convinced the replies are an utter piss take.

Oh for fucks sake

 

[PrincessCharming]

The longer that thread goes on the more I’m convinced the replies are an utter piss take.

Either that poster is a bleeping idiot or taking the absolute piss

 

[Aussie]

The more updates she does the more ridiculous it sounds

 

[raspberryjuice]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/mumsnet...een-attending-creative-writing-classes.37747/