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Bogglers said:
I wonder whether she didn’t have the patience for the amount of young children and just wanted to kick back, talk and get pissed. I expect if all the children had childcare she’d be in her element. I reckon she got fed up of the company of other people’s children and thought duck this!
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That’s bonkers though, that’s all she moaned about in Boston was that she had no village and no mums/kids to hang out with. Now she does and she fecks off and leaves them?
 
ASAnigel said:
I’d like to know what she was planning to dip in that dip selection from her picnic.
I know it’s not a big deal but it’s bothering me 🤣
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Absolutely the same- I was like wtf is nobody talking about the dip in her comments or here? What’s he going to do with 4 random dips in a playground? Dip the sausages?? Also those dips are so annoying cos you can’t put the top back on - he isn’t going to eat them all so are they just gonna chuck it in the bin after hes dipped a few sausages? What a waste? She wasn’t lying when she said she was tit at making picnics! Thank you for being as annoyed as me about this!
 
Mochalatte said:
Absolutely the same- I was like wtf is nobody talking about the dip in her comments or here? What’s he going to do with 4 random dips in a playground? Dip the sausages?? Also those dips are so annoying cos you can’t put the top back on - he isn’t going to eat them all so are they just gonna chuck it in the bin after hes dipped a few sausages? What a waste? She wasn’t lying when she said she was tit at making picnics! Thank you for being as annoyed as me about this!
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I was wondering if she was planning to dip the scotch pancakes in it - I was watching and waiting for the crisps or something but nope.
Also those dips are all very samey to one another which I don’t like about them 🤣
I did quite like the picnic bag she had tho.

Also love that Kyle was like “Sophie needs a water bottle” and she’s like oh yeah and then doesn’t bother telling him where to find one.
He needs to realise by now that Caroline talking to herself on tik tok is far more important than her children’s basic needs 🙄
 
Sweeping generalisation once again. Talking about how after sports day “EVERYONE walked down the road to the pub”. I highly doubt it.
 

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I call bullshit...

What Midsommer Murders Village Fete is she living in? My primary 1 kid had a sports day that was split in two...class games in the morning (an hour slot per class) and then "house" games in the afternoon (another hour). Parents dipped in and out through the day and I'd say most came in the morning. We all awkwardly followed the kids round the different games areas and bought a 50p ice lolly from the primary 7 enterprise group. No f&m picnic banquets or mass pub crawls.

She's a dick.
 
I honestly can’t believe she plasters her problem with alcohol online. She must truly believe she doesn’t have an issue with it. When I had a problem with alcohol (and wasn’t in denial), I would make a conscious effort NOT to post anything about me drinking (such as a story of a cocktail, or video when I was drunk etc) as I was paranoid people would notice. She slurs in most of her evening videos.
 
Was this for Sophie’s nursery? I taught nursery and we had a mini sports day, that definitely wasn’t hours long, as guess what, Caroline, it wasn’t about the parents! I didn’t want the kids to sit around waiting for ages inbetween races.
Even in primary school, I’ve never taught anywhere that had a full day of it? It wore usually start after lunch and then when it finished the parents could take the children early if they wanted.
Not saying it doesnt ever happen like she made up describes, but it all just seems a little to twee.
The water bottle for Sophie, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have one, which is why she didn’t answer him! I have zero idea what she’s talking about buying water isn’t very British??? Odd woman.

Her exaggeration of her accent is very infuriating.

She’s actually listened to someone who said the Mac n cheese wasn’t dairy free! I mean, I think most people would think it would contain dairy? Surely if she has been giving her mom dairy diet and suddenly she started giving her the dairy pouch, Olivia quite have reacted?
 
leabytottle said:
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Surely if she’s been giving a non dairy diet, and suddenly she started giving her the dairy pouch, Olivia would have reacted?
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She also said they’ve been referred to paediatrics. Not a chance! What she means is they’ve gone private. My friends daughter had skin issues AND a reaction to nuts and couldn’t get referred so had to go private. Also my daughter had glue ear and tonsil/adenoids issue and it was going to be a 2 year wait to see someone!
 
Tbf my and my siblings sports days are exactly as she described and my daughters nursery does them like that too. There was def a bit of picnic competition between parents 😂
 
Mochalatte said:
She also said they’ve been referred to paediatrics. Not a chance! What she means is they’ve gone private. My friends daughter had skin issues AND a reaction to nuts and couldn’t get referred so had to go private. Also my daughter had glue ear and tonsil/adenoids issue and it was going to be a 2 year wait to see someone!
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Not completely true. Depends entirely on area. The NHS is so fragmented now.

The public service offer is much better if you are in a leafy, affluent place with lots of pointy middle class elbows. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Cobham GP has referred them as waiting lists aren’t long and they know they can’t fob people off or merry hell will be raised via PALS complaints.

Me and my friend had our toddlers at the same. Me in a trendy city with massive areas of deprivation. Her in a very posh market town. The experience in post-natal care was absolutely night and day. She had the midwives come to her for every check for the first month so she could rest, infant feeding team would come and do call-outs too and 1:1 lactation sessions. All standard NHS stuff.

Me on the other hand had our 5 day check put off due to staffing problems, then had to drag myself out to the (grim) local children’s centre, no breastfeeding support apart from a leaflet.

This is why her politics comes from such a fishbowl. She has grown up in a lovely part of England near London where things just work and the pipes aren’t clogged by a big inner city population and all the social issues and pressures that can come with that.

(Then despite acting like she’s Lawrence of Arabia, she went to an expat party bubble in the UAE. Then became a green card spouse which is a bubble in itself.)

Now she’s back, she is completely unaware that her experience with public services in the UK is not the same everyone else’s. She is also so quick to use any great interaction as some sort of ‘gotcha’, which is just ignorant and distasteful to people who have a shite offer in their area AND can’t afford to go private.
 
leabytottle said:
Was this for Sophie’s nursery? I taught nursery and we had a mini sports day, that definitely wasn’t hours long, as guess what, Caroline, it wasn’t about the parents! I didn’t want the kids to sit around waiting for ages inbetween races.
Even in primary school, I’ve never taught anywhere that had a full day of it? It wore usually start after lunch and then when it finished the parents could take the children early if they wanted.
Not saying it doesnt ever happen like she made up describes, but it all just seems a little to twee.
The water bottle for Sophie, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have one, which is why she didn’t answer him! I have zero idea what she’s talking about buying water isn’t very British??? Odd woman.

Her exaggeration of her accent is very infuriating.

She’s actually listened to someone who said the Mac n cheese wasn’t dairy free! I mean, I think most people would think it would contain dairy? Surely if she has been giving her mom dairy diet and suddenly she started giving her the dairy pouch, Olivia quite have reacted?
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What an idiot. Surely the clue is in the name, dumbass? Signed, a CMPA mum.
 
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