Mrs Meldrum #151 less Aspen more Asda

[BabeTakeTwo]

Look at me I’m Sandra Dee
A nasty cow from Banchoreeee
Wholesome and pure
I’m neither for sure
I’m just old Sandra Dee

Look at me I’m Sandra Dee
Will help myself to all that’s free
A horrible mum
With no one for chums
I’m just old Sandra Dee

Look at me I’m Sandra Dee
Pretend I love old ginger Lee
He gives me the ick
With his small pencil dick
I imagine I’m with Rammmeeeeeee

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Given me the best giggle of the week - thank you so much, absolutely priceless . And spot on.

Sandra Dee.... Got to be her new nickname.

 

[Frenchie]

Friday feeling????

Yeh for people who work maybe!
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Those lips - what’s she trying to be? The wifie from Westholme interiors? View attachment 2896435 q

Yikes! 35?!!!!!

I’m mid 40’s, and don’t look anywhere as haggard

 

[Twinnies]

Given me the best giggle of the week - thank you so much, absolutely priceless . And spot on.

Sandra Dee.... Got to be her new nickname.

What the duck is going on with that top lip and skin under the nose?? What is that???

 

[Phil I Buster]

Friday feeling…. But she doesn’t like spending time with her kids? Huh?

 

[Lifestyle86]

Ohhhh please, please buy this Rebecca.
Can’t wait to see you in this, prancing around on holiday looking like a giant Everton mint

She’d look more like Beetlejuice!

 

[avabella]

She’d look more like Beetlejuice!

Send help cause I’ve just choked on my cuppa

 

[Maddogsmum]

Friday feeling??? Friday is the same as every other day for her!!!! Surprised, actually, she's cheering as she will now have the inconveniences home for 2 days over the weekend!

 

[Jossstickjunky]

She’d look more like Beetlejuice!

Got the hair bang on too!

 

[Tootoo]

First thing I thought of was beetlejuice.
She gets it so wrong! And then says Friday feeling when she’s home all week. There’s no difference to her!

 

[philopastry75]

By far my biggest issue with her is that she is pig ignorant, there’s nothing worse.

 

[HT2018]

What do we think, are they going to move?? How could she leave the exclusive woods?

 

[CAJ1980]

I can’t see it happening. Not many for sale in Banchory unless they are going to buy one of the new builds being built near Tesco but even then it’s still a walk into the centre. What a way to say we over committed and need to downsize

 

[HMC]

Is she moving just for new content? Or are they skint and downsizing?

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

Surely they are going to lose money on that house. Despite all the renovations what was a large house in a nice secluded spot is now a very overlooked house. To top it all off o believe it is still peeling dirty pink on the outside

 

[Runforestrun]

She’s desperate for folk to blow sunshine up her backside about how great her house is isn’t she?

 

[MrsDimSum]

The house feels really dark. Not just the utility room but the whole house!

 

[Magnolia4]

She’s definitely moving and is drip feeding “hints” - could it be the construction company would want to buy it?

 

[Ems55]

Is she moving just for new content? Or are they skint and downsizing?

I honestly think they can't afford the mortgage. Of course she could get off her arse and earn some money.... Should have stayed in the cute little starter home!

 

[Pinklady567]

She’s clearly highlighting that are struggling to afford the house in this current climate!

 

[SingSong]

Their mortgage must need to be renewed and Beggy cannot afford the increased rate rise...well unless she got a job. But that won't happen, so they'll have to buy a cheaper property.