Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

[lauraelizx]

Can we also talk about the fact the stag looks like it’s mounting the doe

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

My new name for noknob will now be twit'too.
I'm actually laughing at him trying to flex his arm/muscles. Sorry, the only thing bulging is that deers eye.

twit'too! That is Tattle gold, thanks for the belly laugh!

 

[Sazz1006]

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Very apt description of the bug eyed stinky breathed twunt

 

[teshhco-tart]

Nusties, I made up a song for the festive season while having lunch. @Wize Owl over you with the mic! Rudolf the reindeer tune guyshhhh...

You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen,
You know comet and cupid and doner and blixen,
But do you recall, the most famous tattoo of all..?


Nonob the fucked up failed deer,
Has the biggest nose of all,
Even if he did change it,
He still has a tiny nob,

Do duck'all and all day brag,
Yet you think you're a stag,
Bubber's bleep is all you hunt,
You ugly piece of raaaaaag...

 

[Dexy]

I have always loved stags and have several around my home, on fabric or as an ornament.
I once had my cards read and there were stags on them and i explained I was drawn to them. She said the stag represented a father figure, a protector, someone who is gentle but has great strength and power. They also seem quite mythical, as they often feature alongside unicorns.
She went on to say they probably have some connection to how I feel about the men in my life, my dad and my husband.
It’s always been a lovely memory of mine.
This has ruined it. twit face.
Wish he’d had the stupid camels.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I've shared this funny prankster parody of Daniel O'Donnell before, but this tit tattoo has reminded me of it again!
#mr&mrshinch
#cuntycouples

 

[Bobbiewilson]

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He is but we are talking about his tattoo specifically

 

[maggisojuicy]

Cringing so hard at this:

 

[Swedish chef]

Nusties, I made up a song for the festive season while having lunch. @Wize Owl over you with the mic! Rudolf the reindeer tune guyshhhh...

You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen,
You know comet and cupid and doner and blixen,
But do you recall, the most famous tattoo of all..?


Nonob the fucked up failed deer,
Has the biggest nose of all,
Even if he did change it,
He still has a tiny nob,

Do duck'all and all day brag,
Yet you think you're a stag,
Bubber's bleep is all you hunt,
You ugly piece of raaaaaag...

Please can we have Mr Wizeowl banging on a biscuit tin as musical accompaniment?
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Cringing so hard at this:

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A poorly executed tattoo of a stag surrounded by ferral giant rats in front of a window can symbolise 'a work shy grifter who prefers mouth breathing while jumping in muddy puddles on a Tuesday, oi ooiiiiiii'

 

[mammaof3]

Another baby after this one, maybe.

Jeez.

I doubt it as 3 seems to be the number for her.

 

[Poop wonderland]

I cannot get over, that they are absolutely minted and he could do his research and go to one of the best tattoo artists but instead he has obviously gone to some local studio and let someone tattoo a demented deer on his arm

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It literally looks like those old photos of the Loch Ness monster without the antlers all the money they've got and couldn't get a decent tattoo.

 

[Rach8456]

sorry why couldn’t she get up off her lazy hole and go over to him considering the rooms like a bleeping crypt

 

[Dexy]

Please can we have Mr Wizeowl banging on a biscuit tin as musical accompaniment?
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A poorly executed tattoo of a stag surrounded by ferral giant rats in front of a window can symbolise 'a work shy grifter who prefers mouth breathing while jumping in muddy puddles on a Tuesday, oi ooiiiiiii'

bleeping ‘ell you lot are on with these jokes right now I’ve been a bit flat as of late and honestly this thread is such a tonic .

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Whenever anyone is having a bad day just remember Jimbobnoknob walks around the crem with a tattoo of a stag that resembles a T-rex/giraffe and a window on his arm.
made me feel better. ATV

 

[WestHighlandWy]

Cringing so hard at this:

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Oh I do hope they see this tattoo of a stag. What it should look like!

 

[teshhco-tart]

Sophie hunny bunny, I don't think anyone will take dating advice from you, you silly bleep!

Did you mean - find a man who is already dating someone else and who is dying to be rich and famous but failing at it? Someone who sees the potential in marketing you as an object because you are deeply insecure and went through all sorts of surgeries to make you look socially compliant? Someone willing to chop off his balls off for the sake of having a few quid in the bank on the back of his wife's mental breakdown and his kids' for online engagement? Someone ugly AF, with a fat tummy and a tiny nob who will get random tattoos of Temu inspired deers in the failed hope to portray an alpha protective male while in truth his only talent is the ability to do duck all while others put themselves on the line?

Is that what you meant hun?

He's not making you laugh, you are cringing and you are pretending to have a good life when in truth you'd love to be SSS.

I can only assume Freda is behind the controlling 5% this poor nob has, after all his hard work! ATB and get well xx

ps do you really mean I loath you?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’d never berate a child’s drawing. What I will say is that if those are his motor skills aged 5.5, then it is absolutely shameful of her to have been reversing footage of him doing things to make it look like his fine motor skills were better than they were. She’s his biggest troll.

 

[Swedish chef]

Whenever anyone is having a bad day just remember Jimbobnoknob walks around the crem with a tattoo of a stag that resembles a T-rex/giraffe and a window on his arm.
made me feel better. ATV

Don't be fooled by the tatts that he got, he's still Roland the rat without a knob/job. Go on son, grab the other jug #iykyk

 

[12inchthinbase]

Most definitely
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Just showed my tattooist partner this with no context and his faceee He went "woww, was it done with a bleeping biro?!"

The composition is awful, I can't tell where the legs/grass/window start or finish, the shading is all wrong and too dark, where is the sun/light supposed to be? Shadows everywhere! Wow, it is truly awful, I would be fuming with that. How embarrassing

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Just showed my tattooist partner this with no context and his faceee He went "woww, was it done with a bleeping biro?!"

The composition is awful, I can't tell where the legs/grass/window start or finish, the shading is all wrong and too dark, where is the sun/light supposed to be? Shadows everywhere! Wow, it is truly awful, I would be fuming with that. How embarrassing

A biro drawing of a window…FOR EVER!!! Bwahahahaha