Mrs Hinch #703 Bang! and the grief is gone

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the way he was flexing his muscles in that story

Also, it's SUCH a patriarchal tattoo isn't it? His stag is much bigger than "mummy" and the babies, like he's the man and he's the protector *beats chest*. He's so obviously compensating for something

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Thread suggestion: Jamies tat is worse than her HB tat.

or something to do with that awful tattoo needs to be a thread title

Who remembers that scene in bridesmaids when rebel Wilson gets that scabby infected tattoo? Yeah. That

 

[maggisojuicy]

Oh god that tattoo is horrendous I can hardly look I’m so embarrassed for him eeeeeek

 

[horseybox1982]

Jimbob makes my skin crawl. He’s really creepy, lecherous even. I bet his breath is rank and his personal hygiene is worse. The smell of stale fags, lynx Africa and sweat . Who in their right mind would let him go anywhere near you?

 

[curlywhirlygal]

I mean the deers are a massive fail, they are shocking and did make me chuckle but can we take a moment for the window……he’s had a WINDOW tattooed on him I find this hysterical.
hahahahah a window

 

[fannysjohnny]

I mean the deers are a massive fail, they are shocking and did make me chuckle but can we take a moment for the window……he’s had a WINDOW tattooed on him I find this hysterical.
hahahahah a window

What a complete...

 

[springheeledyeti]

Almost hope it was grifted this time, with all the money ‘they’ have, could have got something amazing. You can’t buy class though as these two chavs prove time and time again!

Also is that actually supposed to be a window around the deer?! Should have been the actual width of his arm so it wraps around not just plonked there

 

[VicksterIcon]

It’s a shame this show is no longer made. Jamie would be an ideal candidate (and loving this appropriate trailer )

 

[stefanp]

That tattoo is very ugly

Looks like something one of her kids would draw

 

[Danielle0120]

Amazing how she's no longer banging on about big Al, grief has just gone bye bye hasn't it... funny what happens once you see money signs again ey. Poor kid being brought into this world

Oh and I forgot to say yesterday -- it's very clear Lennies golden boy who can do what he wants when he wants , and because of that - he's a brat. So well done Soph. You're raising lovely kids there

 

[BeeHappy]

I actually saw his post first and thought it was a wind up. I can’t believe he’s actually had that tit tattoo done.
And then Hinch says “We had a picture taken in those windows, do you remember?” Seriously? How could he not bleeping remember? Even I’ve seen that picture more times than my own wedding photos!

I love that she asked him if he remembered having his picture taken in the window, especially as it’s the profile pic on his account! It’d be worrying if he didn’t remember!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Did he say he was going to get the kids tattooed on the other arm? He mumbles, what with the lungs of an 80 year old heavy smoker he is 44 and looks/sounds a great deal older.
They both come across as thick, boring, dossing cunts.
Meow!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Tried to find a clip of it, but does anyone remember White Gold about double glazing salesmen?

Its wuh wuh wuh windows you wuh wuh wuh wanker

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Tried to find a clip of it, but does anyone remember White Gold about double glazing salesmen?

Its wuh wuh wuh windows you wuh wuh wuh wanker

 

[HereToTalk]

I don’t know much about tattoos but that wouldn’t have been done in one sitting would it?
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Also I thought their names were Jamie and Sophie not Sophie and Jamie….. why are each others names infront of the other one?!

 

[lunaloulou]

‘If we have another one…’

she’s so desperate for a girl and clearly gutted this is another boy that she’s already planning for baby number 4 in hope it’s a girl. At least birth this baby before planning the next!
she will be pregnant again before this baby is even 6 months old.

That was my instant thought too. I'm actually surprised with all their money to burn that she hasn't talked janine into doing the gender sort thing where they actually seperate the X and Y to only implant the desired gender. Illegal in this country but its legal in Cyprus, wonder why she's not talked him into going on holiday to Cyprus to get that done sounds like something she would do!
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Stags are beautiful and that isn’t it.

The ears are too big, the neck all wrong, the eye is too big, the nose looks like a snake, doesn’t look furry, only one antler - need I go on? God it’s tit!!!

The one on the left is incredible, really puts the other one to shame

 

[BeeHappy]

I usually just lurk on Hinch’s threads but I’ve read the wiki & you guys make me chuckle!! I also live in Maldon so it’s been such an insight to see what others think of her. Only ever seen him out & about, never her, other than once or twice in the last few years! Sorry I don’t have anything more interesting to add

Another Maldonite! Between you, @Wize Owl, @Pumpkins1506, @fannysjohnny, the international cleaning sensation that is Mrs Hinch and her family, and some bloke who sang in Eurovision (don’t recall his name, not very popular! ), there can’t be many other residents in the tiny village of Maldon!

 

[jojohello]

Stags are beautiful and that isn’t it.

The ears are too big, the neck all wrong, the eye is too big, the nose looks like a snake, doesn’t look furry, only one antler - need I go on? God it’s tit!!!

Think it was the kitchen fitters mate

 

[anniemouse]

I don’t know much about tattoos but that wouldn’t have been done in one sitting would it?
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Also I thought their names were Jamie and Sophie not Sophie and Jamie….. why are each others names infront of the other one?!

Because she has to be first for everything

 

[teshhco-tart]

Christ almighty what the duck is that tattoo?!
I got the impression it's meant to represent him, her and the 3 boys.
Sorry, and not to sound horrible but if it is to represent the 3 boys I personally would wait until the child was here safely before preempting anything.
I'm very superstitious like that. I waited until my child was born and in my arms before telling anyone the name, putting the cot up etc.
(This isn't everyone's way I know, but maybe my thinking like this comes from being ready to be a big sister for a second time when I was a child, we were all prepared and excited and the worst happened ) I would never wish that on anyone, ever!
But knowing them known liars the baby is probably already born and probably arrived weeks ago. Hence Noknob rushing out to get a tattoo of his 3 boys innit.
On a more jovial note, I love that the tattoo artist managed to capture the likeness of noknobs bug eyes in Daddy stag.

I agree with you, and I didn't even have a baby shower until after the baby was born because I didn't want to jinx it..

It's hilarious that he sees himself as a strong protective stag!! He is in fact a wet wipe, fat and idle at home for most of the day. The tattoo comments made me laugh all morning! It looks demented, slightly pissed and bemused.