DeloresBawbag
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Oh dear Anna, perhaps some remedial lessons in apostrophe use are needed? Her maternity addled brain failed to reach into the underbelly of her intellect to recall such writerly basics.
I think she’s haaaaaaaard work. At the beginning someone like him will be won over by what he perceives is glamour, but I don’t think standing on a few red carpets and getting some free blinds would be enough for anyone to stick around for decades. I think you’re right, he’ll stick around long enough to seek respectable then move on to a younger model. Probably get her up the duff too. Rinse and repeatIt will be interesting to see if chin does duck off into the sunset. I actually don’t think he will for sometime. I think the wedding might actually happen (oh, please god, these threads will be comedy gold!), and if they are going to split, it will be a few years down the like when Anna is navigating the quagmire of not forgetting to apply for a repetition place for a 4 year old Content while watching crisp packets in the wind as she goes through the horror of her older kids hitting high school/exams/possible rebel phases.
Matt was her person and also held her! But she’s rewritten that bit of history so will do the same with chin!Can you imagine the spectacular level of reverse gear required if they were to split?! He’s her person! Not sure how she’d glitter that particular turd such that maybe it would be the thing to finally see her off into the sunset
She’s the gift that keeps on giving
He can't leave her before the wedding, they HAVE to make it to the wedding. The run up to it and the day itself is going to be comedy gold!
She’s the gift that keeps on giving
But still no grandmother pukka aboutAnd the admission that she is working.
And don’t forget the socks and heels!I too am looking forward to the hideous wedding! It’s at Port Lympne isn’t it? She’ll make an entrance riding a giraffe or something. And there’ll be monkey butlers in suits, and a massive, fugly sister wife tent dress, and the kids in matching leopard print. And there’ll be a free shot of Symprove for all the guests on arrival, as well as unlimited Sure deodorants in the toilets. Epic.
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Quickly deleted this photo of the kids with her (I’ve scrubbed out faces) - clearly either Matt or chinnys ex wife kicked off
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Quickly deleted this photo of the kids with her (I’ve scrubbed out faces) - clearly either Matt or chinnys ex wife kicked off