MOD & FOD #35 Hiding out by the coast, luckily there’s old pics to roast

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rainbowlemon said:
I agree. We need each other. 😭 I'm almost 29 and still single. What am I going to spend my time doing if I don't have fod or tattle? I don't even have sex dreams properly- last night I just kissed a random guy on the cheek (this is after he saved my youngest sister. )

Plan B:
A knitting club
A painting club
Lego club?

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What? Are we supposed to feel sorry for you that you’re almost 29 and single. duck off. I’d give my left leg to be 29 and single - tit, try being 54, married and menopausal! Sort ya tit out, get yourself the rudest book in the world “first training” and get yourself a really good vibrator or just DIY! Trust me, it’s so much better than 25 years later 🤪😝😝😝
 
Pocahontas said:
That sounds like a very romantic dream 😂 kind of like you were Fleur Delacour and the guy you kissed was Ron? 😉

This thread is home to me as well - you’re all very lovely.

Right - anyone Kent side needs to pay FOD a visit - ask him, nay BEG him to post a video of him dancing on his own to The Killers, anything (not his kids though)
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We were planning a Friday evening in Whitstable with chips.. Maybe I should switch to ramsgate? Or margate? Or a kent coast tour, frantically scanning for a FOD shaped baffoon
 
Smartie said:
We were planning a Friday evening in Whitstable with chips.. Maybe I should switch to ramsgate? Or margate? Or a kent coast tour, frantically scanning for a FOD shaped baffoon
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You know what you have to do.
We’ll all be behind you, in spirit. ✊🏼

I’d say first port of call has to be nature’s photo frame 😂 failing that, build a roadblock and stop and search any and all men in Lycra.
 
Pocahontas said:
You know what you have to do.
We’ll all be behind you, in spirit. ✊🏼

I’d say first port of call has to be nature’s photo frame 😂 failing that, build a roadblock and stop and search any and all men in Lycra.
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We are actually avid riders ourselves... Maybe our trip should be a Sunday morning cycle instead.... 😂

Cliqueypedia said:
Well you can find their address easily enough. Why not pop in?
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Knock on the door, cock my head to one side and ask "you OK hun" whilst modelling a boiler suit and chunky boot combo?
 
Smartie said:
We are actually avid riders ourselves... Maybe our trip should be a Sunday morning cycle instead.... 😂



Knock on the door, cock my head to one side and ask "you OK hun" whilst modelling a boiler suit and chunky boot combo?
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Don’t forget the red lip and fringe on/off! Best take a chunky knit too as it might be chilly 🥶 and I’m not talking about coastal breezes 🤭
 
rainbowlemon said:
I agree. We need each other. 😭 I'm almost 29 and still single. What am I going to spend my time doing if I don't have fod or tattle? I don't even have sex dreams properly- last night I just kissed a random guy on the cheek (this is after he saved my youngest sister. )

Plan B:
A knitting club
A painting club
Lego club?

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I feel your pain!! Had a breakup during lockdown and 30 is looming this year. Had friends going on and on about how I should shag someone as a ‘palette cleanser’ and then last night dreamt I shagged a really gross guy and that my friend was poisoned at dinner:LOL: Le sigh...

I keep expecting to come back to a thread pages long! If I were the SODs I’d probably wait until a thread like this stopped? @Axatogrind do you have a finsta where you could tag some of your amazing images to him? Would be curious if you got a reaction!
 
Dogmuck said:
What? Are we supposed to feel sorry for you that you’re almost 29 and single. duck off. I’d give my left leg to be 29 and single - tit, try being 54, married and menopausal! Sort ya tit out, get yourself the rudest book in the world “first training” and get yourself a really good vibrator or just DIY! Trust me, it’s so much better than 25 years later 🤪😝😝😝
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Oh my I laughed for two mins straight.

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Consumerism_fatigue said:
I feel your pain!! Had a breakup during lockdown and 30 is looming this year. Had friends going on and on about how I should shag someone as a ‘palette cleanser’ and then last night dreamt I shagged a really gross guy and that my friend was poisoned at dinner:LOL: Le sigh...

I keep expecting to come back to a thread pages long! If I were the SODs I’d probably wait until a thread like this stopped? @Axatogrind do you have a finsta where you could tag some of your amazing images to him? Would be curious if you got a reaction!
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My mother spoke to a psychic and asked when I would get married = 32 so there's hope. I just need to grow up a bit more.

Palette cleanser made me giggle. Where you the one doing the poisoning for the bad shag?

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Sorry for the wrong "were" in my post above. I just noticed it now.

I knew I was a grown up when I managed to get a free washing machine on the weekend, ( in my building that's super rare like a mewtwo pokemon ) and seeing my clothes drying on the rack made me happy- but I still don't think I'm at peak zen mode.

Saw this line on the Jack thread and thought of you Dogmuck.

"she says she was a barista next she will say she was a barrister "
 
rainbowlemon said:
Oh my I laughed for two mins straight.

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My mother spoke to a psychic and asked when I would get married = 32 so there's hope. I just need to grow up a bit more.

Palette cleanser made me giggle. Where you the one doing the poisoning for the bad shag?

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I sadly wasn’t doing the poisoning! Honestly that dream was grim, he was bouncing around on top and I was just trying to lie back and think of England :LOL:

It’s reassuring to hear others say we have time to find someone! In the moment it feels so important and I guess it’s from when you’re a kid and thinking 30 is SO OLD and that everyone must have their sh*t together by then. I just replaced the brush on my hoover (it’s like a brand new machine, totes recommend it) and the EXCITEMENT I felt both made me feel old but also still a kid :unsure:

Back on topic, the person doing the house of horrors work seems to do a great job and care about the result, which is v cool. I hope she’s being paid (especially after painting the famous spindles) and not just in ‘exposure’.
 
Consumerism_fatigue said:
I sadly wasn’t doing the poisoning! Honestly that dream was grim, he was bouncing around on top and I was just trying to lie back and think of England :LOL:

It’s reassuring to hear others say we have time to find someone! In the moment it feels so important and I guess it’s from when you’re a kid and thinking 30 is SO OLD and that everyone must have their sh*t together by then. I just replaced the brush on my hoover (it’s like a brand new machine, totes recommend it) and the EXCITEMENT I felt both made me feel old but also still a kid :unsure:

Back on topic, the person doing the house of horrors work seems to do a great job and care about the result, which is v cool. I hope she’s being paid (especially after painting the famous spindles) and not just in ‘exposure’.
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They are almost definitely paying her, therefore she is getting no exposure!! Why can't they be the kind of people who say "this person did this work for us, and we really recommend them if you're in the Kent area". No, you'll only get a shout out from that pair of blaggers if you're doing it #gifted #pressdiscount or they are obliged by contractual agreement. It's sad. Haven't they even removed some of the tags of House of Ghastly from pics the woman posted or have I made that up??
 
Dogmuck said:
To be fair, my fellow trolls, there’s much work to be done on lots of other SODSTER type folk on Instagram. This is why we had the evacuation team protocol put in place. In the event of FoD close down, we are all to meet in the foyer of the Jack Monroe thread where @Pocahontas will do a head count. Those of you who think this thread is full of funny af smart people will not believe the levels over there...
Jack Monroe is the Tattle gift that keeps on giving there’s new threads almost daily with the tit she gets up to. So give it a go, dip your toes in another social media car crash, there’s lots of “in” jokes but there’s always a good intro at the beginning of every thread so you can get on board fast.

I think the SODs are done, even if they wanted to come back their space has already been taken up by another 8billion beggy desperado parent/Reno bloggers with twins/triplets and some don’t even have kids and just do interiors cos they are actually good at it. Sly and Clam are the Richard and Judy of day time tv. They were ok at first, then they became annoying, then the world realised Richard was a shoplifter, they went off air...never came back really. They are not a national treasure and the SODs certainly aren’t. Their time is over, I’d like to think we had a hand in that 💪😎
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Careful, they might start a book club. With their two books.

rainbowlemon said:
I agree. We need each other. 😭 I'm almost 29 and still single. What am I going to spend my time doing if I don't have fod or tattle? I don't even have sex dreams properly- last night I just kissed a random guy on the cheek (this is after he saved my youngest sister. )

Plan B:
A knitting club
A painting club
Lego club?

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One of us obviously needs to have a baby at Kings.
 
yellow_daisies said:
They are almost definitely paying her, therefore she is getting no exposure!! Why can't they be the kind of people who say "this person did this work for us, and we really recommend them if you're in the Kent area". No, you'll only get a shout out from that pair of blaggers if you're doing it #gifted #pressdiscount or they are obliged by contractual agreement. It's sad. Haven't they even removed some of the tags of House of Ghastly from pics the woman posted or have I made that up??
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What have I missed? Has there been some activity? What woman?

Curio said:
Careful, they might start a book club. With their two books.
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lol 😂 I’d be very surprised if even they’d read their own 🤣
 
I might be sounding like a broken record here... My penny's worth is that Sly considered the Tattle Talk (a la Ted Talk) a kind of on-going Nemesis battle, if he had actually stopped for a second and really taken on board the sentiment of what is discussed here it would've hit too hard for him, so he relentlessly continued with the posts reveling in the adoration of the devoted followers - to prove himself right (stroke the ego). Once the whole Clemmie racism issue resurfaced last month, like a Mother Fu&kin nuc explosion, there was simply nowhere to hide. I feel like there's probably some reflection going on, they may even think the time is up for the insta freeloaders, but that inevitably a leopard never changes its spots - not sure that's how the expression goes - and at some point they'll pop back on the squares simply to prove the point that (in their minds) their insta life is intrinsically good and just for the lol's so it's his (her) duty to do the right thing and keep posting for the Hun's, crossing their greedy fingers that the freebees will follow.
 
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