MOD & FOD #35 Hiding out by the coast, luckily there’s old pics to roast

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I’m really hoping that they watched that provoking drama on BBC “the secrets she keeps” and it scared the tit out of them and made them realise their children are too vulnerable to be sold for chips and dressing kitchens and they have agreed its time to step back.
I’m sure I’m completely wrong but if I was them and saw that drama I would be petrified and it be a wake up call.
Dressing kitchen!!! 🤣🤣
 
I’m really hoping that they watched that provoking drama on BBC “the secrets she keeps” and it scared the tit out of them and made them realise their children are too vulnerable to be sold for chips and dressing kitchens and they have agreed its time to step back.
I’m sure I’m completely wrong but if I was them and saw that drama I would be petrified and it be a wake up call.
Dressing kitchen! 🤣

Dressing kitchen!!! 🤣🤣
Ha ha! Snap! 😂
 
I feel they may have spent this time joining the influencers union 🙄 duck sake these people want a union when really they need a fexking regulator! Jesus!
This in today’s times!
What. The. Actual. duck?!! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. What the hell do they need a union for? Better working conditions? Even less hours? A discount card for Farrow & Ball?! JFC 🙄
 
What. The. Actual. duck?!! I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. What the hell do they need a union for? Better working conditions? Even less hours? A discount card for Farrow & Ball?! JFC 🙄

Maybe they'll offer masterclasses on the hoopers, Meldrum and style me sunday's eff up's around a fancy smanchy brunch at a London restaurant of course.

The yummy mummies in my parents area have one of those cards not a union though. Discounts for Mindful Kids,Mini Mozart and with personal trainers. It's okay cause it's free I guess. Maybe they'll charge £1 a month. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Sad times....nearly 7 hours since somebody posted.

I keep hoping I’ll come on here and see I’m pages behind as he’s posted in my absence and I need to catch up on what dickwaddery he’s said this time.

Nearly 6 months ago to this date (burns night I believe!) we were posting every 30 seconds or more as we watched united as he dipped below the 1m! @Dogmuck was even breaking away from the Burns festivities to post from the loo if I recall!
 
Yes please. And yet I am torn because I genuinely think it’s brilliant he’s finally got the message that his over-privileged, tone deaf, child-exploiting gurning isn’t the greatest thing on Instagram. He has annoyed me intensely ever since I discovered he existed. I just want to keep the thread.

How long might he need to keep ads up for? It’s about nine months since everything but the oven chips and Grand Prix disappeared from under him.

And what is this? I disappear for a period of work madness and come back to find that instead of being a handful of deeply witty/insightful/salacious posts away from VIP glory, I have been demoted, and I can’t now work out how one progresses up the ladder of success. So sad.
 
First time poster, long time lol'er. Just felt compelled to let you all know how much I enjoy your commentary on the strange life of the Fodder&Clammy. Have cry laughed so often! I do hope he (she) has understood even a tiny fraction of how toxic the Instagrammer freebee seller world actually is, but I would be genuinely gutted if it meant I couldn't get daily giggles from you's people!
 
Imagine learning when you’re older that your parent earned shitloads of money and freebies off the back of you and you don’t have any of it 🤷‍♀️
Ah, but they will have such beautiful memories of all the gifted tit and wonderful 5 star hols. They'll only need google their name to be reminded.🤑🤳

If they had a shred of decency they will have been putting a large portion of their earnings in savings or a trust for the children.

Not going to hold my breath though.
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The oD's probably see that as the grannies job.(trust a/c)🤑
 
To be fair, my fellow trolls, there’s much work to be done on lots of other SODSTER type folk on Instagram. This is why we had the evacuation team protocol put in place. In the event of FoD close down, we are all to meet in the foyer of the Jack Monroe thread where @Pocahontas will do a head count. Those of you who think this thread is full of funny af smart people will not believe the levels over there...
Jack Monroe is the Tattle gift that keeps on giving there’s new threads almost daily with the tit she gets up to. So give it a go, dip your toes in another social media car crash, there’s lots of “in” jokes but there’s always a good intro at the beginning of every thread so you can get on board fast.

I think the SODs are done, even if they wanted to come back their space has already been taken up by another 8billion beggy desperado parent/Reno bloggers with twins/triplets and some don’t even have kids and just do interiors cos they are actually good at it. Sly and Clam are the Richard and Judy of day time tv. They were ok at first, then they became annoying, then the world realised Richard was a shoplifter, they went off air...never came back really. They are not a national treasure and the SODs certainly aren’t. Their time is over, I’d like to think we had a hand in that 💪😎
 
If they had a shred of decency they will have been putting a large portion of their earnings in savings or a trust for the children.

Not going to hold my breath though.
I doubt it too. I think they thought the good time’s would never end and they were just going to carry on making money and getting gifted tit ad infinitum. And then Glen went and fucked it all up 🤣
 
To be fair, my fellow trolls, there’s much work to be done on lots of other SODSTER type folk on Instagram. This is why we had the evacuation team protocol put in place. In the event of FoD close down, we are all to meet in the foyer of the Jack Monroe thread where @Pocahontas will do a head count. Those of you who think this thread is full of funny af smart people will not believe the levels over there...
Jack Monroe is the Tattle gift that keeps on giving there’s new threads almost daily with the tit she gets up to. So give it a go, dip your toes in another social media car crash, there’s lots of “in” jokes but there’s always a good intro at the beginning of every thread so you can get on board fast.

I think the SODs are done, even if they wanted to come back their space has already been taken up by another 8billion beggy desperado parent/Reno bloggers with twins/triplets and some don’t even have kids and just do interiors cos they are actually good at it. Sly and Clam are the Richard and Judy of day time tv. They were ok at first, then they became annoying, then the world realised Richard was a shoplifter, they went off air...never came back really. They are not a national treasure and the SODs certainly aren’t. Their time is over, I’d like to think we had a hand in that 💪😎
I peek at the JM threads occasionally but just can’t keep up! 🤯 plus I’ve no time for gaslighters so she can do one.

Im really not convinced the Hoops will give it up just yet. The desperation levels of actually buying followers doesn’t suggest a person who’d give it up easily. I’m hoping they come back for the Lolz 😂

I think most of their fans 🥴 would forgive them if they did and if they did a genuinely honest post and said what they’d done to learn etc I think some of their critics would give them credit. People have been forgiven for worse 🤷🏼‍♀️

Whether they’re able to is another matter. If it were me, I’d be kicking myself for ruining such a profitable setup. Free holidays and thousands of ££ in cash! They did very well out of it. But maybe they’re happy if it comes to an end? Their earnings could defiantly help set their daughters up, but prob not enough to quit work.

Whatever happens, it’s a very interesting case study that will no doubt be remembered and maybe one day studied as a spectacular fall from insta-grace.
 
Weirdos.....

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