MOD & FOD #35 Hiding out by the coast, luckily there’s old pics to roast

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Thing is, he’s done the whole cold turkey period of not posting to his public insta, he’s done the sweats and the shakes and the night terrors ...
Now he’s come out the other side, he may be all zen and I don’t need this insta tit lifestyle anymore, man.
I need axa’s mocked up photo of the person prodding him with a stick. ‘Do something’.
 
Jumperoo62 said:
I think he’s trying to crush us with quietness. I can just see him stroking his chin with smugness.
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But while they’re been quiet we’ve:
- re-watched the awful dating thing she was in and remembered she is a mean girl
- found the deleted pics link and the gems of her in the delightful grenson boot
- dissected her awful book and found the not so favourable reviews
- found out about the Cash Carraway play and discussed her meanness in that debacle
- discovered some new reno pics

Staying quiet doesn’t help them!
 
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Jumperoo62 said:
This week we got excited because we no longer need to fill the bath from a pipe and turn the water on with a screw driver.
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I can relate so much to this 😂 my parents live in a huge old farmhouse, which is a massive money pit. For at least 10 years, only one out of 3 showers worked, and we had to turn it on with a wrench...then one day the wrench fell off and put a hole in the bath, so we got used to have super speedy showers with a flannel plugging the hole to minimise leaking...

I can’t imagine moving into a recently renovated house and ripping everything out again, it’s just crazy!
 
Emmadale said:
But while they’re been quiet we’ve:
- re-watched the awful dating thing she was in and remembered she is a mean girl
- found the deleted pics link and the gems of her in the delightful grenson boot
- dissected her awful book and found the not so favourable reviews
- found out about the Cash Carraway play and discussed her meanness in that debacle
- discovered some new reno pics

Staying quiet doesn’t help them!
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Just needs the title: Previously on lost.

Saw this:

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...paint-exceptional-demand-DIYers-lockdown.html
 
sassmaster3000 said:
I can relate so much to this 😂 my parents live in a huge old farmhouse, which is a massive money pit. For at least 10 years, only one out of 3 showers worked, and we had to turn it on with a wrench...then one day the wrench fell off and put a hole in the bath, so we got used to have super speedy showers with a flannel plugging the hole to minimise leaking...

I can’t imagine moving into a recently renovated house and ripping everything out again, it’s just crazy!
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I am so glad it’s not just us 😂
 
Pink Post It said:
I used to know someone who had a daughter called Ariel and she was constantly teased at school with ‘Ariel, gets it clean’.... she apparently used to reply ‘that’s Persil actually’.
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My dad went to school with a girl called ‘happy’
she was that fed up of people asking why she wasn’t smiling all the time,she changed her name to her middle name (Beth) and fucked off to Australia!
 
Itsallaboutmememe said:
My dad went to school with a girl called ‘happy’
she was that fed up of people asking why she wasn’t smiling all the time,she changed her name to her middle name (Beth) and fucked off to Australia!
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I went to school with a girl called minji (pronounced mingey) - she was absolutely lovely and I felt so bad for her whenever people took the piss.

I’ve delivered a few babies with questionable names recently - haiseley, khalessi (never seen GOT, thought it was original), and Ariel (let the 5 year old pick the name) - and also randomly a baby with “cumberbatch” as the middle name...

I also went to uni with a guy called Dick Willy Wood. Sadly he dropped out before becoming a doctor and decided to be a DJ instead. He hosted some amazing house parties though.
 
sassmaster3000 said:
I went to school with a girl called minji (pronounced mingey) - she was absolutely lovely and I felt so bad for her whenever people took the piss.

I’ve delivered a few babies with questionable names recently - haiseley, khalessi (never seen GOT, thought it was original), and Ariel (let the 5 year old pick the name) - and also randomly a baby with “cumberbatch” as the middle name...

I also went to uni with a guy called Dick Willy Wood. Sadly he dropped out before becoming a doctor and decided to be a DJ instead. He hosted some amazing house parties though.
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’dick willy wood’ I’m so sorry-I’m dying!

poor sod

who calls their baby mingey?my lot wanted to call the baby (If it was a boy) ‘buzz lightyear woody *surname* I agreed-knowing full well I was having a girl

Some people,I dispair-my daughter wants to call her children unusual names-I told her that the poor kid has to live with their name forever-to be fair,I’ll just be happy if she doesn’t call her daughter ‘megaslayer’ or ‘deathlord’ (I wouldn’t put it past her)

i met a ‘princess’ And an ‘angel’ just before lockdown-very cute as babies but I can’t see princess being taken seriously as a high flying career woman or angel being a lawyer

the worst name I ever heard was a friend of a friend who was called ‘destiny’-a 7’2 tall,built like a brick tit house,bloke who looked like a thug at a football match

he went by the name of ‘tiny’
 
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