MOD & FOD #27 Roll out the bint in her leopard print, it’s the only way we’ll make a mint

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Lipsofchicken said:
Wonder if he’s wearing it with a clumpy boot
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Haaaa!!

That pink jumpsuit. What on earth point is he trying to make. He’s dressed like a wally specifically for ‘engagement’. Every time I imagine my husband doing the stuff FOD does, I get an irrational rage. Imagine actually living with that gigantic knob? Or tiny knob, I should say. That jumpsuit has made something quite clear.

FOD are you a eunuch? Did Clammy make you leave your balls in Crystal Palace?
 
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Dogmuck said:
You make us love you @Tattlingpineapple AND THEN you reveal your sins 🤭
I’m gonna have to have a think about this. You’ve not just let the Tattlers down, you’ve let your family down but most importantly you’ve let yourself down!
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Actually I'm really glad I found you guys because I can finally pursue my passion and tattle as much as I want . My friends suggested yesterday that I start a podcast called "I just have to tattle a bit...." (rough translation) because I usually start my voice messages in our group chat with this sentence 😂
 
FOD is done - last post just shy of 7k likes 44 comments (2 of those were his replies). I just went in to see if he’s up to any shite today and thought I’d look at the comments on that post. It took me all of about 30 seconds to read (mostly tags). Who remembers the days of the posts where you couldn’t keep up with the stream of sycophantic outpourings? This says everything, even his fangirls cba but that’s mainly because they want to see the cute twinnies but also they 1. Don’t want to see fod 2. They don’t want to see fod in blue leggings 3. They don’t want to see Fod in a pink boiler suit (with or without camel toe) 4. They don’t want to see Fod in Lycra. I’m not a mathematician or statistician but I’d say the over riding factor here is PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SEE FOD. So Sly 👋 do yourself a favour, you desperate beggy twit, and call it a day. You’ve already lost 400 followers in the last 12 hours and whilst I appreciate at a rate of losing 10K followers a month, we could still have another 96 months to go (8 bleeping years), you’d be well advised to slope off silently on a high and save yourself the embarrassment of this long slow painful death. For loving and caring for you Fod...no charge 😜

Obvs I’m sat in the garden doing zero enjoying the sun with my phone. Apologies for that long old rant!
 
Dogmuck said:
FOD is done - last post just shy of 7k likes 44 comments (2 of those were his replies). I just went in to see if he’s up to any shite today and thought I’d look at the comments on that post. It took me all of about 30 seconds to read (mostly tags). Who remembers the days of the posts where you couldn’t keep up with the stream of sycophantic outpourings? This says everything, even his fangirls cba but that’s mainly because they want to see the cute twinnies but also they 1. Don’t want to see fod 2. They don’t want to see fod in blue leggings 3. They don’t want to see Fod in a pink boiler suit (with or without camel toe) 4. They don’t want to see Fod in Lycra. I’m not a mathematician or statistician but I’d say the over riding factor here is PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SEE FOD. So Sly 👋 do yourself a favour, you desperate beggy twit, and call it a day. You’ve already lost 400 followers in the last 12 hours and whilst I appreciate at a rate of losing 10K followers a month, we could still have another 96 months to go (8 bleeping years), you’d be well advised to slope off silently on a high and save yourself the embarrassment of this long slow painful death. For loving and caring for you Fod...no charge 😜

Obvs I’m sat in the garden doing zero enjoying the sun with my phone. Apologies for that long old rant!
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Hold on. You’re not a mathematician OR a statistician?? Ffs I’m disappointed in you! That said, I hope you’re putting ‘expert on FOD put-downs’ on your CV. I think it’s you that keeps FOD awake at night.... he probably crawls out of that vomit-inducing spare room of his in the middle of the night, shakes Clammy awake, and asks her “babe, am I really as cuntish as @Dogmuck says I am? She makes a really good case”. She’ll just smack her lips and tell him to duck off back to his pit. Grade A twit!
 
PoorPatrol said:
Hold on. You’re not a mathematician OR a statistician?? Ffs I’m disappointed in you! That said, I hope you’re putting ‘expert on FOD put-downs’ on your CV. I think it’s you that keeps FOD awake at night.... he probably crawls out of that vomit-inducing spare room of his in the middle of the night, shakes Clammy awake, and asks her “babe, am I really as cuntish as @Dogmuck says I am? She makes a really good case”. She’ll just smack her lips and tell him to duck off back to his pit. Grade A twit!
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That made me laugh so loud I think my annoying af neighbours might have put down the fecking jet washer for a second 😂😂
I don’t know, for honesty sake, I may have to put, in my academic qualifications, Studied Advanced Art of Fod Putdowns at Tattle College of Troll Bastards, I’m not sure I’ve finished the course yet...there is still so much to learn from you Troll twats 😂😂😂

PS I’m tit at maths that’s why I married an accountant 😜
PPS - calling wine o'clock if anyone fancies joining me? 😘
 
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head @Dogmuck - nobody does want to see him - not his arse in Lycra, or his pink jumpsuited camel toe, or him in figure hugging blue leggings. No, no, no. It’s not like he’s Channing Tatum (or: insert similar attractive, muscular man here).
They want to see those curly-haired twins, who are soon approaching retirement. And yep, I suppose they were cute little babies and toddlers, but seriously, it’s so weird for strangers to coo and cluck over another family’s children, once they're past the cute baby and toddler phase, isn’t it? We all know this. I’m hoping the wider audience of FOD are coming to this realisation as well 🤷🏽‍♀️
 
Pocahontas said:
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head @Dogmuck - nobody does want to see him - not his arse in Lycra, or his pink jumpsuited camel toe, or him in figure hugging blue leggings. No, no, no. It’s not like he’s Channing Tatum (or: insert similar attractive, muscular man here).
They want to see those curly-haired twins, who are soon approaching retirement. And yep, I suppose they were cute little babies and toddlers, but seriously, it’s so weird for strangers to coo and cluck over another family’s children, once they're past the cute baby and toddler phase, isn’t it? We all know this. I’m hoping the wider audience of FOD are coming to this realisation as well 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Damn right! It’s bleeping wrong on every single level @Pocahontas. See me I love a baby, but I mean a real life one I can cuddle, that’s my Achilles. No big fan of toddlers, they are bastard hard work! I don’t go ga ga over a photo of one and certainly not a strangers. That’s mental! There is no denying that the twins are beautiful and they are dressed nicely but isn’t following the SODs like looking through any child’s catalogue or website? It’s just plain weird that people go nuts about them. Plus you’re right, those twins ain’t toddlers any more so even for the weirdos who like toddler photos that revenue stream is certainly drying up!

As for FOD and his dicking around, I can only see that appealing to the boyyzzz, lads, lads, lads who are also finding fatherhood as boring af and want to have this desperate bond with a remotely famous dad. He really should change his platform and make it more about #strongmanclub - like I’ve said before, his content is becoming more like the lad mag Nuts every week. He can swear, put women down, go on boy weekends to man stuff like F1 and snowboarding, come up with cerrrwazy japes and throw in the odd pair of tits to get £££ from beer companies. He’s basically a twit...as are my neighbours who are still jetwashing their patio 🤬
 
PoorPatrol said:
Haaaa!!

That pink jumpsuit. What on earth point is he trying to make. He’s dressed like a wally specifically for ‘engagement’. Every time I imagine my husband doing the stuff FOD does, I get an irrational rage. Imagine actually living with that gigantic knob? Or tiny knob, I should say. That jumpsuit has made something quite clear.

FOD are you a eunuch? Did Clammy make you leave your balls in Crystal Palace?
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He’s bloody lucky he works from home, could you imagine stepping into the office after posting that! 😐
 
Not enough hours to FOD it up at the mo as work is ridiculously busy. Last night tonight then 2 off 💪
Hope you're all keeping safe and wearing my maximum PPE when visiting his page 😘
 

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PoorPatrol said:
Haaaa!!

That pink jumpsuit. What on earth point is he trying to make. He’s dressed like a wally specifically for ‘engagement’. Every time I imagine my husband doing the stuff FOD does, I get an irrational rage. Imagine actually living with that gigantic knob? Or tiny knob, I should say. That jumpsuit has made something quite clear.

FOD are you a eunuch? Did Clammy make you leave your balls in Crystal Palace?
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Most men would get a "pickle toe" - but I don't get whats going on with FOD. Is it his balls? Where's his willy? Doesn't that hurt?!
 
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