MOD & FOD #27 Roll out the bint in her leopard print, it’s the only way we’ll make a mint

[Rosieee]

In France? So everyone has to exercise before 10 or after 7?

Yep, French Tattler over here . Rules are very strict and you can get fined for up to 200 euro if you get caught. It was needed tough because we don’t like rules and people were not listenning can’t wait for this tit show to be over. sorry I dont do off topic messages but wanted my morning rant lol.
If I can add something about camp bestival, could it be even more « uncool » ? Like sometime I remember how wild and fun I was up until my early 30’s and I feel a little bit nostalgic but god, I’d rather be growing up and feeling out of touch with the cool kid’s then being one of these who tries so hard. They are so embarrassing ! This line up make me want to puke ! Reminds me of that time he quoted Berghain like yeah right you used to go there every week end. Just stop trying so bleeping hard you’re lame !

 

[Sven]

Yep, French Tattler over here . Rules are very strict and you can get fined for up to 200 euro if you get caught. It was needed tough because we don’t like rules and people were not listenning can’t wait for this tit show to be over. sorry I dont do off topic messages but wanted my morning rant lol.
If I can add something about camp bestival, could it be even more « uncool » ? Like sometime I remember how wild and fun I was up until my early 30’s and I feel a little bit nostalgic but god, I’d rather be growing up and feeling out of touch with the cool kid’s then being one of these who tries so hard. They are so embarrassing ! This line up make me want to puke ! Reminds me of that time he quoted Berghain like yeah right you used to go there every week end. Just stop trying so bleeping hard you’re lame !

Camp Bestival is known as a family festival isn’t it? I’ve never been but I always thought Bestival was the actual festival and camp Bestival was for families?

 

[Rosieee]

Camp Bestival is known as a family festival isn’t it? I’ve never been but I always thought Bestival was the actual festival and camp Bestival was for families?

I have no idea like I said, I’m not cool anymore lol). But maybe you’re right this is the family one.

 

[Bizziebody]

What is "Out Ride The Virus" supposed to mean? Wanker.

Probs thinks it's a phrase that will take off and become a saying all around the world. Imagine the head pats for him. wanker.

Bestival, the word sounds like a kid who can't speak properly.

 

[Dogmuck]

Yep, French Tattler over here . Rules are very strict and you can get fined for up to 200 euro if you get caught. It was needed tough because we don’t like rules and people were not listenning can’t wait for this tit show to be over. sorry I dont do off topic messages but wanted my morning rant lol.
If I can add something about camp bestival, could it be even more « uncool » ? Like sometime I remember how wild and fun I was up until my early 30’s and I feel a little bit nostalgic but god, I’d rather be growing up and feeling out of touch with the cool kid’s then being one of these who tries so hard. They are so embarrassing ! This line up make me want to puke ! Reminds me of that time he quoted Berghain like yeah right you used to go there every week end. Just stop trying so bleeping hard you’re lame !

Yay - you lucky lady.
I’m with you on this. We have friends that go to bestival, make a massive deal of their “wacky” outfits and post lots of photos of them having a “wacky” time. We are in our 50s. It makes me want to hurl, because they are boring af middle class north London dinner party twats the rest of the year. They just chug a load of E’s/coke and prance around the campsite showing off their sparkly tight fitting leggings (that’s just the men). These fuckers weren’t raving and out clubbing when it was cool in the late 80s, they were still at the tit discos waiting for the last 5 smooch tracks so they could snog random women. This is exactly what Sly and Clemmie we’re doing 20 years later. The story of how they met tells me that. Proper dance clubs weren’t an opportunity to pick up a guy/girl, they were for dancing and getting off your tits. The Hoopers were having kids from their early 20s, they weren’t ripping it up in the cool clubs they were parenting babies.
Anyway, sorry to rant. Today from 12 noon I will be tuning in to Hacienda House Party, a club where I did spend my youth dancing hard.

 

[Bizziebody]

I have no idea like I said, I’m not cool anymore lol). But maybe you’re right this is the family one.

Don't think I was ever cool.too much of a goodie two shoes for my own good.

 

[OhMyWord]

Wait, so they can photograph their children while in timeout no problem but won’t stop to take a photo of the tie dye carpet? Yeah. Right.

 

[PoorPatrol]

What is "Out Ride The Virus" supposed to mean? Wanker.

It’s supposed to mean that he’s forgotten that he bullshitted the other week about having already had it

 

[blurstoftimes]

Yay - you lucky lady.
I’m with you on this. We have friends that go to bestival, make a massive deal of their “wacky” outfits and post lots of photos of them having a “wacky” time. We are in our 50s. It makes me want to hurl, because they are boring af middle class north London dinner party twats the rest of the year. They just chug a load of E’s/coke and prance around the campsite showing off their sparkly tight fitting leggings (that’s just the men). These fuckers weren’t raving and out clubbing when it was cool in the late 80s, they were still at the tit discos waiting for the last 5 smooch tracks so they could snog random women. This is exactly what Sly and Clemmie we’re doing 20 years later. The story of how they met tells me that. Proper dance clubs weren’t an opportunity to pick up a guy/girl, they were for dancing and getting off your tits. The Hoopers were having kids from their early 20s, they weren’t ripping it up in the cool clubs they were parenting babies.
Anyway, sorry to rant. Today from 12 noon I will be tuning in to Hacienda House Party, a club where I did spend my youth dancing hard.

I went to uni in Bristol around the Same time as then and can confirm that the club they met at ( which I feel weird knowing but he’s only ever mentioned the story, oh, a thousand times) was extremely lame

 

[AmberSpyglass]

He’s a liar.

His phone is surgically attached to his hand and there’s no way on God’s earth he’d have been so angry as to forget.

When they moved to Ramsgate , paint was spilled in the back of their car boot ( a new car iirc, a Mercedes, very swanky) and Simon was quite rightly furious. He managed to film himself sorting all that out , no problem forgetting to film that .

 

[frostily]

He’s a liar.

His phone is surgically attached to his hand and there’s no way on God’s earth he’d have been so angry as to forget.

When they moved to Ramsgate , paint was spilled in the back of their car boot ( a new car iirc, a Mercedes, very swanky) and Simon was quite rightly furious. He managed to film himself sorting all that out , no problem forgetting to film that .

Exactly, as if he would ever "forget" to film for the gram

Do you think Clem still films herself lip smacking and talking about her boots and knits, just with nowhere to post them?

 

[Bizziebody]

He’s a liar.

His phone is surgically attached to his hand and there’s no way on God’s earth he’d have been so angry as to forget.

When they moved to Ramsgate , paint was spilled in the back of their car boot ( a new car iirc, a Mercedes, very swanky) and Simon was quite rightly furious. He managed to film himself sorting all that out , no problem forgetting to film that .

His arm, but was it him who spilled the paint?

Her chunky knits and a good trainer.

 

[Pocahontas]

Surely tie dyeing takes a fair amount of water and rinsing and wringing ...? How he expects anyone to believe that this was all done under the cover of bedtime without either parent being aware...
If it HAD happened, he absolutely would documented every second of discovery. BUT - there’s that rule of no pictures of the girls’ bedrooms, which he’s SUCH a stickler about

Yay - you lucky lady.
I’m with you on this. We have friends that go to bestival, make a massive deal of their “wacky” outfits and post lots of photos of them having a “wacky” time. We are in our 50s. It makes me want to hurl, because they are boring af middle class north London dinner party twats the rest of the year. They just chug a load of E’s/coke and prance around the campsite showing off their sparkly tight fitting leggings (that’s just the men). These fuckers weren’t raving and out clubbing when it was cool in the late 80s, they were still at the tit discos waiting for the last 5 smooch tracks so they could snog random women. This is exactly what Sly and Clemmie we’re doing 20 years later. The story of how they met tells me that. Proper dance clubs weren’t an opportunity to pick up a guy/girl, they were for dancing and getting off your tits. The Hoopers were having kids from their early 20s, they weren’t ripping it up in the cool clubs they were parenting babies.
Anyway, sorry to rant. Today from 12 noon I will be tuning in to Hacienda House Party, a club where I did spend my youth dancing hard.

Pretty much everything you say makes me wish I knew you in real life

 

[AmberSpyglass]

His arm, but was it him who spilled the paint?

Her chunky knits and a good trainer.

Clemmie has gone to pick up the paint , it was wrapped in plastic but there was a problem with the lids and they leaked.

Don’t worry though, they were gifted replacements .

 

[Bizziebody]

But of course they were!

 

[Dogmuck]

Surely tie dyeing takes a fair amount of water and rinsing and wringing ...? How he expects anyone to believe that this was all done under the cover of bedtime without either parent being aware...
If it HAD happened, he absolutely would documented every second of discovery. BUT - there’s that rule of no pictures of the girls’ bedrooms, which he’s SUCH a stickler about

I agree, I’ve never tie-dyed anything in my life (#proud) but I’d imagine they’d have needed to do this in a sink/bath and even if the #stronggirls bathroom is an en-suite, they live in a dusty old “Georgian” house, surely the creaky floorboards would alert the doting parents to two kids scampering in and out of their rooms? They’ve not just done one they’ve done loads. It’s utter bollocks. If my kids had done that ruining the carpet and bleeping their clothes I wouldn’t be pegging them on the line I’d be binning them and making them scrub the carpet not designing a phallic cobweb duster! Lying twit!

 

[Bizziebody]

I'd peg the kid on the line for a couple of hours! Maybe he'll be needing a new sink/bath? Might have to drag in the one from the back yard.

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

Clemmie has gone to pick up the paint , it was wrapped in plastic but there was a problem with the lids and they leaked.

Don’t worry though, they were gifted replacements .

And he had a Kaercher #ad to clean everything.

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

I went to uni in Bristol around the Same time as then and can confirm that the club they met at ( which I feel weird knowing but he’s only ever mentioned the story, oh, a thousand times) was extremely lame

Which club was it?

 

[Bizziebody]

And he had a Kaercher #ad to clean everything.

But no one gave him a new car? My heart bleeds for him.

Maybe the girls nipped to the shops and bought the tie dye kit whilst they were supposed to be at the park, bike riding, exercising the dog.