MOD & FOD #27 Roll out the bint in her leopard print, it’s the only way we’ll make a mint

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captainhelix said:
Maybe, if we can believe that he’s smart enough for a second, he’s giving the media, companies and himself a reason for his drop in followers?
So example in the future if he approaches or is approached by (example only) an insurance company about an ad, they might ask why the drop in followers? And the smarmy git can say ‘well I offended some Texas huns about their Republican gun touting ways’ thereby completely deflecting from his true reason for lack of followers... his rubbishness and money-grabbing ways!
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Tbh hopefully they’ll be looking at social blade and see that it’s been a downward spiral since November, even before that he was netting off at 0/losing followers, just had the odd month of viral induced growth offsetting that.

A combination of declining followers & their trash google results should be a sponcon killer tbh. I think they’re going to have to rely on small / stupid / desperate companies now 😬
 
Emmadale said:
I just don’t get that if he is reading here why the stop selling your kids message isn’t getting through....is he really that much of a bleep?! Is none of it tugging at his heart strings? Especially the recent posts of people recognising they kids in the park etc.
are you that much of a bleeping moron?!
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I was just thinking about what the schools teach kids about “social media rules”, the SODS break every single one.
I wonder what conversations they’ve had with Anya regarding her personal use of social media, I know I’ve had talks with mine about what is ok and what’s not ok to post, well actually I’m one of those horrible parents that doesn’t allow the use of much but safety and protecting kids from online bullying or from themselves posting something they might regret is important.
It will be very hard for the SODS to teach their girls without being completely hypocritical.
 
Rosieee said:
Did he really covered the twins face in the stories when he have one of them half naked in his post ? 🤷‍♀️
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Maybe they’re trying to go up market now. I mean we’re still seeing quite intimate details of their days but let’s pretend we can all forget what they look like overnight...

Also you just wouldn’t post a partially clothed photo of a child on a public social media channel would you? Would you, an adult capable of consent, want a topless pic up? Likely not? So why should your child have to??
 
In case the girls forgot that they were girls. It's not like even the floor tiles told them or anything.

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Alliealoop said:
Do you think the huns fancy him? Or want to mother him. He’s got to be the least fanciable man in the history of men. His pomposity she general twatishness is bad enough. But he’s so old looking and such a twit. Ick...ick
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I know I’ve said this on a previous thread but I’m positive it’s the accent and just him being British full-stop. My British profs at university (still not saying where in North America lol) could have had girls queueing for them had they wanted (and had that been appropriate) and they were boring, middle aged men like Simon. It was just the accent.
 
rainbowlemon said:
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...tra-modern-abode-using-second-hand-decor.html

Saw this on the daily mail. They have a similar kitchen to the OD's re colour but the difference is that this actually feels like a home.
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I think this house is absolutely gorgeous! So cool and original and stylish but yes, HOMELY. Oh the SOD’s attempt just look like a sad embarrassment compared to this one.

I hope everyone is well, I had to take a break - lockdown is twisting my melon. Also our beloved @Dogmuck I stand in utter awe of you! I bloody love barristers, always so sharp and interesting! I met Imran Khan once and was the most (inappropriately) starstruck I’ve ever been. No wonder you are so full of wit and wisdom 🙌 I’m desperate to pick your brains on so, so much 😆
 
Saint_clemmie said:
If they were decent people they would have stuck it on the Facebook selling page and give it away for free rather than let everything go to waste. Much like the 11 duvets that we’re chucked out during the pre Christmas clear out. 🙄 dicks
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Surprised they haven’t got an old soiled & burnt mattress in the garden too! Ffs how long ago was that outrageous waste put outside? Proper scrubbers 😂

Also lots of images and nods to the bathroom/reno, do you think they were testing the water to see who would say “love the bath/sink/tiles etc where are they from?” to enable Sly to point them in the direction of the “opening of the House of Horrors” insta? If so he certainly failed on that one!

Also what I’ve noticed is that people who are interested in interiors really are not interested in photos of your kids. If you look at the interior huns pages they get 70,000 likes for a shelfie photo, and 245 like when they post their kid or their fashion. I know some try to do both but it never gets the same engagement. Do the SODs not yet realise their USP is their cute twins? Clammie had some clout with her midwifery but she’s fucked that now, dick brain rode on her fame and drew in the Texas huns with his foppish public school boy japes, but it’s clear that’s dead too! So they are basically mother and father of daughters which pulled in the crowds and got them some very nice freebies and a bank load of cash 💰 in the good times, but it’s over for them. They can’t just transition into some house proud DIY experts, that void has already been filled and is overflowing. Too late Sly & Clammie, there’s bigger and better out there now...soz, not soz 😜😂😜
 
Heyjude said:
I think this house is absolutely gorgeous! So cool and original and stylish but yes, HOMELY. Oh the SOD’s attempt just look like a sad embarrassment compared to this one.

I hope everyone is well, I had to take a break - lockdown is twisting my melon. Also our beloved @Dogmuck I stand in utter awe of you! I bloody love barristers, always so sharp and interesting! I met Imran Khan once and was the most (inappropriately) starstruck I’ve ever been. No wonder you are so full of wit and wisdom 🙌 I’m desperate to pick your brains on so, so much 😆
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Yay you’re back! Bless you re lockdown, I think week 3 has been breaking point for a lot of us 😂

That house is gorgeous, agreed on kitchen. You know the difference is... when you go on the Ikea website and you see Ikea’s staged room for the furniture versus the really nice Insta shots at the bottom of real homes where they’ve made it work? The SODs must just go into showrooms and C+P what’s on display versus people with taste who can curate their space with a bit of personality...

I’ve been furloughed until end of month (so my employer can benefit from a government subsidy because they r trash 🥰) so have spent the last two days dealing with our awful garden! Might plant some grass seed?! duck ever doing this again though it’s been an experience 🙃
 
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