MOD & FOD #18 You will always find her in the kitchen at parties

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Ellen28 said:
Just updating my husband on all the latest tattle gossip (he gives zero fucks) but he did tell me that Johnny Vaughan was discussing on Radio X that he hopes this is the year that the Instagram bubble bursts as people have become sick of all the crap they are trying to sell. I haven’t had a chance to listen to it but thought it was good that it’s being still being discussed.
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My hope for the year is Instagram and all the wannabe 'influencers just disappear for good. Nothing at all relatable about most of them. No one I know takes 10 holidays per year or sits on their arse photographing themselves clutching a wine glass in one hand and a cleaning product in the other moaning on about getting' stuff' done. Why do they all seem to have such perfect whiter than white teeth?😬😬

Goodbye MOD and FOD, hello PODS,🤮
 
Fod has become so boring and pathetic. And with every photo / story / comment he seems more fed up with his family and instagram and his followers. Although I still believe that MOD will come back and he will keep exploiting his children, I wouldn't be surprised if he just deleted his profile. Constantly losing followers, getting extremly many negative comments... He might just snap...

I am kind of happy that Meghan and Harry provided us with another shitshow today so I won't get bored and still have something to read after work😂.
 
Madbadsad said:
Of course we’ll never know how things really are between them. Whether these public digs at Clemmie are agreed by her or not. But now she hasn’t got her platform to moan about him, like she used to, do it seems unbalanced.

Then any time I start feeling a bit sorry for her I have to remember how bloody smug she looked in those holiday and party photos.

There must be some big resentment on his part that a large part of their family income has disappeared overnight thanks to her bitchy and stupid behaviour. All they’ve ‘worked for’🤮. And she fucked it.

Now it’s all down to him to make the money.

She can’t even go and do some extra midwifery shifts now. Who’d employ her? Who’d want her looking after them?

It seemed at first as if she could make a comeback. But now increasingly unlikely now.

The ‘brand’ 🤮 depended on her, their happy family. So before they couldn’t split even if they wanted. But now if it’s just him maybe it could work as him being a single Dad. Imagine how much the fan girls would love that?!

Especially as his wife’s been such a witch. Poor Simon. Such a great Dad. Maybe this is the angle they’re going for now??

Who knows what’s real?

I’ve spent waaaay too much time thinking about this. It all fascinates me so much.! 😂

I also think how strange and hard it must be that their home is the stage set for it all. There is no privacy. No getting away from it for any of them
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Yeah, I think she may well have completely destroyed her midwifery career. No midwifery manager/maternity unit is going be keen to take that walking, talking liability on.....I’m pretty confident that any mother that is aware of her online behaviour will wants to keep her at an arms length too.
Daft woman, such a waste of her midwifery skills and knowledge.
 
PeachesthePianist said:
Yeah, I think she may well have completely destroyed her midwifery career. No midwifery manager/maternity unit is going be keen to take that walking, talking liability on.....I’m pretty confident that any mother that is aware of her online behaviour will wants to keep her at an arms length too.
Daft woman, such a waste of her midwifery skills and knowledge.
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I think we have to remember Tattle is a bit of a bubble...just because we’ve seen her for what she is doesn’t mean everyone else has. There are plenty of fan girls out there who would probably pay to have her as their midwife 😕🙈
 
Newrose321 said:
Over 1 million followers is important to FOD but much more important to his agents, they are the people who approach Etihad airways. The conversation goes like this ‘Our client, FOD, has over 1M followers, he would like 2 1st class return to Abu Dhabi, track side tickets, accommodation and let’s say £1k spending money, in return we will provide blah blah blah on Instagram… and we will need a 20% fee’. The agents are the one’s controlling the agenda and FOD’s Instagram content, just look at how slick these accounts are (look at Mother of 5 boys Audi advert!) FOD will have a meeting with them once a month to sketch out forthcoming post content and discuss future ‘Partners’….lol.
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A Turkish cosmetic surgery company were featured on Channel 5 this week, they were actively looking for instagram influencers to have procedures done in exchange for advertising.
This would seem like a win win for FOD surely, nice little holiday combined with new pecs maybe ?
 
Milwalkeemarion said:
A Turkish cosmetic surgery company were featured on Channel 5 this week, they were actively looking for instagram influencers to have procedures done in exchange for advertising.
This would seem like a win win for FOD surely, nice little holiday combined with new pecs maybe ?
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Clemmie could get her arse bleached as well, but there’s probably not a bucket big enough for Slymon to stand in.
 
Maybe now decent brands are running away & he’ll inevitably have plummeted to under 1mil by end of month he’ll only be left with the casa amore reject level deals eg those teeth whitening lights, flat tummy diarrhoea inducing teas, and the death trap cosmetic clinics in Turkey.

I’m gonna get banned for this but at least the latter can sort out his forehead you could use it like a toast rack
 
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