MOD & FOD #18 You will always find her in the kitchen at parties

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Yel said:
So are tomatoes and courgettes, do they go in the fruit bowl? :p

A boyfriends mum did this, and it annoyed me:ROFLMAO: Lemons go in the fridge where they last much longer. The fruit bowl is for sweet fruit to grab. And don't put bananas in the fruit bowl as they release gas that will cause the other fruit to spoil quickly, can no one gift the OD's a banana tree?

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I put some lemons and limes in the freezer, wrapped. They keep for a long while. Also easier to grate the rind/zest. Tomatoes always outside the fridge. Bananas always separate from everything else. If bananas have gone dark and spotty, then I freeze them for banana bread later. When defrosting, use a bowl because they drip.
 
Titfer said:
Maybe if it was the 1950s...

I had my first unplanned at 22 and we didn't get married for years
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I said etc. By that I meant the relationship probably would have run it’s course. And yeah she didn’t have to keep the baby or marry FOD. But they have always seemed incredibly bad my matched. All they do is bicker and passive aggressively moan about the other one on social media. So I imagine the unplanned pregnancy was the catalyst
 
Jodie64 said:
We have a miniature dachshund. He’s 9 months old and is house trained, is fine on stairs and great with other dogs and children. He’s brought so much happiness into our lives but we gave it a lot of thought and it wasn’t a decision we took lightly. I feel the Hoopers puppy has lost his appeal to them all as he’s grown and is now more of a nuisance. It’s very sad ☹
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Your dog should not be using the stairs.
 
Slightly off current topic, but listening to radio four about advertising on Instagram. I did not realise that if somebody is doing an ad on their Instagram, they have to (by law) state that it is an advertisement BEFORE they write anything else. FOD always does this #ad at the end 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
On a real note, what is he doing? If your partner said those things about you it would hurt surely? I’d be so pissed off. But he’s (in between passive-aggressively attacking her) putting her out there with love and photos. But she’s a two faced cow who never apologised. Is it a nasty game he’s playing? I honestly felt sorry for him at first and that they would disappear as he finally put his girls first. But no. Simon is business as usual. All for the gram. Chuck a child, pose wistfully looking at the sea, entwine themselves with a fake loving tanned selfie, show your kids obsessed with iPads (whilst constantly on your phone, prick. Learning from Mama and Papa guys) filming their lives to get ads and money.
They are so revolting.
 
Bizziebody said:
Where's Pablo? The poor pooch didn't star in the FOD videos for very long at all.🐕‍🦺
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He was just a rebound... I hope he pisses in their bed!

GreyWolf said:
If that was your husband and father of your kids what would you do?!?! 😱🤦🏻‍♀️ It’s so tragic.
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If I was unfortunate enough to be in that position, I'd defo delete my own profile 🤣 ahhhh she did exactly that didn't she!
Thinking about it now, it is likely she deleted her page through the embarrassing shite that he posts. She has nowhere near enough shame to have deleted it for being an unsuccessful troll!
 
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GreyWolf said:
On a real note, what is he doing? If your partner said those things about you it would hurt surely? I’d be so pissed off. But he’s (in between passive-aggressively attacking her) putting her out there with love and photos. But she’s a two faced cow who never apologised. Is it a nasty game he’s playing? I honestly felt sorry for him at first and that they would disappear as he finally put his girls first. But no. Simon is business as usual. All for the gram. Chuck a child, pose wistfully looking at the sea, entwine themselves with a fake loving tanned selfie, show your kids obsessed with iPads (whilst constantly on your phone, prick. Learning from Mama and Papa guys) filming their lives to get ads and money.
They are so revolting.
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I reckon he loved this whole turn of events...he has finally 'won' the instagram competition against clemmie, and he got to solidify his position as Instagram's ultimate poor, wronged downtrodden husband. I bet he's secretly disappointed anytime someone comments asking for Clemmie to come back.
 
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