Miss Kyree Loves

[Bizziebody]

Someone’s been meanTo Kyree, because they haven’t received their Bwave book. What did she expect? Kyree paid lots ofout of her own purse to get a few hundred books out before Christmas, big deal. Don’t promise what you can’t be positive you can deliver.

 

[Bizziebody]

At this point in timeKyree no one actually cares about your bleeping Christmas tree or if it makes you happy. Normal people are thinking about the poor families in Tasmania whose Christmas will never be the same again. Utter dim wit.

 

[Bizziebody]

Waiting now for the epic combined Mermaid party for the queen & poor Lox.

 

[veganchickenwings]

Can’t wait to see Loxley’s cake! I’m sure it will be equally as magical and mesmerising as Queen Alaska’s

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Can’t wait to see Loxley’s cake! I’m sure it will be equally as magical and mesmerising as Queen Alaska’s

Hard to say, but doesn’t look quite as fancy from here. I’m actually excited to see it all come together . It looks amazing. Terrible for the environment and for the wallet and for the mental health of anyone trying to keep up. But beautiful. I’m not a boy vs girl person, but it is suuuuper pretty and girly. Very in line with Alaska’s interests, nothing to do with poor Loxley. Maybe next year she’ll pick a neutral theme? Even under the sea with hints of mermaid, but this is a full blown mermaid party.

 

[Bizziebody]

Pretty cake, hope Lox likes his pink party.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

We’ve seen Denver, we’ve seen Alaska, where is Loxley??

I hope she hasn’t dressed him as his brother’s twin on his own birthday. He deserves a special outfit of his own.

 

[kmartplate]

It’s actually quire sad that this is plain as day a party for Alaska. Like it would be exactly the same if Loxley was born in the middle of the year. I totally get the appeal of a combined party and it makes a lot of sense but the way she does it she should be doing separate parties.

there are lots of unisex themes out there. So many. Or she can just not have a theme and just have a regular party. Maybe two cakes.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

It’s actually quire sad that this is plain as day a party for Alaska. Like it would be exactly the same if Loxley was born in the middle of the year. I totally get the appeal of a combined party and it makes a lot of sense but the way she does it she should be doing separate parties.

there are lots of unisex themes out there. So many. Or she can just not have a theme and just have a regular party. Maybe two cakes.

It was ridiculous and over the top, but for Loxley’s first/Alaska’s third they did a circus theme and that worked for both kids. Last year was a mish mash. She does do two cakes, but there’s usually a winner and a loser. Alaska vs Lox last year. Unsurprisingly, there’s not a separate post for his cake, so this will have to do

 

[Bizziebody]

Well it was not a mermaid party, it Was an under the sea party. Must have cost an absolute fortune too.
Imagine the 18th & 21st parties.

 

[Filter Free February]

Do yourself a favour watch this on stories. Poor old lox gets a guernsey. Then some brat pushed in line at the piñata, then not related kyree takes off locks mask and he loses it! Not one part of that party was for him. My heart aches for that poor kid. I know kids don’t really have mates until they start school and that’s okay but just call it Alaskas party!! Don’t try and pass it off as a double ! Sorry I’m not blocking out the face. These parents plaster their kids over public social media for a quick bunch so you can go and look anyway. But apologies if it’s against the rules.

 

[BeachBaby]

Do yourself a favour watch this on stories. Poor old lox gets a guernsey. Then some brat pushed in line at the piñata, then not related kyree takes off locks mask and he loses it! Not one part of that party was for him. My heart aches for that poor kid. I know kids don’t really have mates until they start school and that’s okay but just call it Alaskas party!! Don’t try and pass it off as a double ! Sorry I’m not blocking out the face. These parents plaster their kids over public social media for a quick bunch so you can go and look anyway. But apologies if it’s against the rules.

That was so sad. He's probably been told his whole life not to be too rough as he's a big lad so he's gently patting at the pinata. All she needed to say was "give it a good wack Lox!".

 

[beigebabe]

I’m so glad I don’t have friends who throw parties like that imagine how many pleb gifts get thrown out from her school buddies because they’re not aesthetic enough. Not to mention how Loxley will feel when he gets a couple of presents and Queen B gets a tit tonne. She’s the poster child for unfair parenting.

 

[lycheemartini]

The kids keepsake boxes she goes on about sound really strange. I mean, I have one for myself of baby things I wanted to keep. But my son is 8, and I can tell you he wouldn’t care about a cake topper for his 3rd birthday now, let alone when he’s an adult and moving out!

 

[Bizziebody]

That was so sad. He's probably been told his whole life not to be too rough as he's a big lad so he's gently patting at the pinata. All she needed to say was "give it a good wack Lox!".

The red truck piñata , the only thing at the party for Loxley.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Jesus Kyree. You have THREE children at least acknowledge the one that’s missing.

 

[beigebabe]

It’s ok Kyree, I like to leave my least favourite kid out of my Christmas traditions as well, I hate it when they ruin the photos

 

[I could size down]

Oh man I dont know if I can hate follow anymore. That poor sweet boy. I want to slap her.

And she's saved the gold flakes from Alaska's 1st birthday cake?

 

[beigebabe]

Has anyone read the comments on the latest pic? No one even notices Loxley is missing and most are saying “what beautiful memories for them when they’re older”. Just wow. Do they not realise she has three kids? I am gobsmacked.

 

[veganchickenwings]

Jesus Kyree. You have THREE children at least acknowledge the one that’s missing.

“A photo I’ve been doing every year” ITS DENVERS SECOND CHRISTMAS!!!! If it was a photo you’d been doing for years on end, we’d be seeing Alaska and Loxley’s photo instead. Far out this woman is just truly awful.