Miss Kyree Loves

[kmartplate]

The praise for Alaska versus the casual acknowledgment of Loxley and his toy, I mean no one is surprised by this surely, but it’s still sad! I just really hope it only comes across this way online and there is no evidence of this in real life for that poor boy.

 

[DoYourResearch]

Far be it from me to question the most giant children in the world, but their measuring looked off. Also they’re a similar size to my kids (except Alaska measured a lot taller this year) and mine always wear regular sized clothes

Good to see two grid posts for Alaska’s birthday. Balance is restored in the world. I wonder how many more we’ll get.

My 3 year old is 112cm and she’s generally in normal size clothing - sometimes a size up depending on the fit and yet I don’t feel the need to constantly talk about it. She’s so strange when it comes to how big her kids are.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

My 3 year old is 112cm and she’s generally in normal size clothing - sometimes a size up depending on the fit and yet I don’t feel the need to constantly talk about it. She’s so strange when it comes to how big her kids are.

But if you don’t constantly talk about it, how do your friends know how superior your gene pool is?

 

[beigebabe]

Brows gone wild, she looks like an Elf lord crossed with Bert from Sesame Street, yikes.

 

[beigebabe]

I’ll bet my last dollar that she made sure Loxley didn’t want to be in anymore Santa photos so she could get one of her two favourites, disgusting witch.

 

[Bizziebody]

Just because she lives in mystical, magical lalaland doesn’t mean the kids want to. The eyebrows are back.

How do these wankers manage to stand gazing so adoringly at themselves so often?

 

[Bizziebody]

Has Bbboofhead retired now? He seems to have been lurking around for weeks.
I’m predicting another ‘surprise’ mystical, magical, manifested baby for October 2022.

 

[beigebabe]

Has Bbboofhead retired now? He seems to have been lurking around for weeks.
I’m predicting another ‘surprise’ mystical, magical, manifested baby for October 2022.

Please NO! Unless a fourth pushes her to the limit and she gives up Instagram

I think mythical unicorn perfickt bratty Alaska starting school will rain on Kyree’s parade, some parents and kids are brutally honest and I don’t think either of their egos will handle the truth. She may also regret saying Alaska is smarter than her and Bboofhead when bratty ain’t the brightest bulb in the classroom.

 

[Bizziebody]

Oi am koind, oi am biggest, brainiest, tallest foive year old evaaa.

 

[BeachBaby]

Oi am koind, oi am biggest, brainiest, tallest foive year old evaaa.

And bewdifool.

 

[beigebabe]

And bewdifool.

Don’t forget stwong and inpowdent

 

[screenfreelookatme]

So not only is it a magical mermaid party, 145 of Alaska’s closest friends will be there too. Loxley might as well not even be there and it’s his birthday

 

[beigebabe]

Kyree, dahhhhrling, YOU invited her whole class, otherwise how would you advertise how popular and impowdant your little Miss Kindness Farting Mermaid is?!! I’d even consider an invite to a party at your suburban brick box for the up close and personal laughs at your expense. Probably the hardest work she’s done all year, packing those gifted bags with gifted useless mall junk.

 

[Bizziebody]

Anyone remember the ott party for Queen Alaska’s first birthday?
Waste of money bragging affairs=tradition for Kyreeee.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I bet this is a really pretty party though

 

[kmartplate]

She said she always wanted to give Alaska a sister, but surely she won’t go for number 4?

 

[Bizziebody]

I bet this is a really pretty party though

Pretty expensive.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

She said she always wanted to give Alaska a sister, but surely she won’t go for number 4?

She’s said they won’t. But she also said they wouldn’t got for #3 until the other two were at school. Imagine if she got three boys

 

[Bizziebody]

Next year will be all about the queen at school, how to pack to move house, showing off the new house, the queen changing schools after moving house & finding a paddock of dead grass near the new house. Sorry, the magical, super forever house on their block with an enchanted mystical tree.

 

[beigebabe]

I wish she’d post a warning disclaimer before her Snack Benny stories, I was eating sorry darls, he’s not terrible but he ain’t hot, he needs to tone up or the skinny fat will turn into a dad bod.