Mike and Dave Kay #4 RIP Medium Shirt

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Karl Berg said:
He ends his boring ass day at AK with a trip to McDonald’s and orders two meals so he can get a happy meal toy. What a bleeping man baby!! He then says he will give the food from the happy meal to Dave. Who in their right mind wants cold McDonald’s?? Oh wait, Dave would.
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Dave is going to save it for breakfast on his next travel day, he'll keep it in his "go bag."
 
More riveting content. Michael playing a game. Michael showing the viewer Michael playing the game.
Then @9:20, he laughs and says to the CM "You saw that!"

Yes, Michael, the CM saw that. But your VIEWER DID NOT. 🤦‍♀️ How is this manchild so clueless?

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Claude4 said:
And eat it off of a wash cloth that he scrubbed his asshole with.

Good news for Michael. It will now be easier for him to cheat the system.

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So I will be curious how he does handle this. I can't remember if it was confirmed how he cheats it or if he still does, but I think if he does get the DAS pass, he's going to be having to be careful.
So you get to pick two attractions ahead of time. I haven't seen if there are restrictions there, but let's say there are zero ride restrictions. That means he picks RotR and MMRRXR. He either then shows himself on these rides and
1. Lies. Says he waited standby and it "wasn't too long" and we can all easily look at wait times the day he went and call him out
2. Lies. Says someone "gifted him" the LL (gift card friends) and he was able to ride because of that.
3. Lies. Says a CM sprinkled him with 'pixie dust' so he got to use the lightning lane
4. Lies. Uses DAS and just ignores all the people asking how he uses LL so often.
 
Skippy Twotimer said:
Speaking of their eating habits, when is Mike's diet going to catch up with him? It's already aged him ten to fifteen years in two, but genuinely things like diabetes and heart problems cannot be far away.
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I think the *only* thing that might be helping him is that he does walk some. Now, is it "enough", probably not. but at least he's not completely sedentary or scooting about in a scooter (yet).
 
I can't bear to watch his videos anymore. They're so cringey. It's bad enough I have to witness the filming of them. I have a brutal job. To hear him squealing, shoving food that he wouldn't go out of his way for in his mouth, sipping on his night blossoms, all while in physical contact with his chest hair, it's deserving of hazard pay, really.
 
So, I scanned through it.

First of all, he's approaching 30. He should not be rambling incoherently at this point about vlogs he wants to make on YouTube and showing people the "real him" because he figures since people are watching, they want to know more about him and the "real him" and the "reality of him" - the "core of him"... what he's feeling, thinking, etc. More life stuff, basically.

He's also still talking about it being a dream to be a super hero in a movie akin to Tony Stark. He also has a "strong desire and dream" to be on reality TV shows. He also has more superheroes he's written out but haven't "produced" yet. He is working on showing the most "genuine, silly, and fun Dave"... the "channel...that...is...Dave...Kay" (last one said in a dramatic fashion :rolleyes:)

He seriously talks like a 10-year-old kid. Talk about arrested development.

He also launches in some weird ass word salad, facial expressions, and voice alterations to talk about a "life update" -

And I quote -

"So I'm thinking about some reality style videos to share with you. Maybe some life stuff as well. I may have already shared a life update which I've been thinking about sharing. It's a difficult one. So I think I probably did share it already. But uh it's it's I'm not at the point right now to make the video. Um but you may have seen it already. I'm making them a little backwards because I'm not ready to make that video yet. Anyways.. back to the point."

😵🤡🤬 Does he realize the words that come out of his mouth contradict and make zero sense?


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Lemonsqueeze said:
um wasn't Michael sitting at an airport gate? Why is he now at Animal Kingdom?
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I think he films and posts later just like the review of that one restaurant that he posted in like August when it was made in May. He just films stuff to have backup content and it’s clear it’s time fillers.

Michael and Dave (per IG) were at and airport traveling somewhere. I’m so curious since they haven’t even been seen together in a while. I wonder if mom is coming too?!
 
Savgeo9872 said:
I think he films and posts later just like the review of that one restaurant that he posted in like August when it was made in May. He just films stuff to have backup content and it’s clear it’s time fillers.

Michael and Dave (per IG) were at and airport traveling somewhere. I’m so curious since they haven’t even been seen together in a while. I wonder if mom is coming too?!
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See, I don't think he has anything filmed/prepared. Hence the two weird photo videos while he was (assumedly) in Maryland.

I could be wrong, but I think that Dave's use of the word 'we' is more like, WE being him and 'us' the audience.
Especially when someone earlier in the thread said someone asked Mike about Dave and said, "He's been traveling" or something to that extent.
so, knowing Dave he's already in Wisconsin for no reason, he's just now posting stuff.
 
nogodsnomouse said:
I think the *only* thing that might be helping him is that he does walk some. Now, is it "enough", probably not. but at least he's not completely sedentary or scooting about in a scooter (yet).
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Not yet in a scooter, but today he did whine about the trams not running so he's on track!

I had a bit of a disturbing experience with Michael's video today, but it was my own fault. I knew it would end badly.

After my family had gathered for our lunchtime rage watch I sparked up the ole youtube app and navigated to the home page. google knows that on Wednesdays at noon we like to rage watch michael, so his video was first up on the list of suggested videos.

In the #2 slot was the new Beatles Get Back movie trailer which was released just 2 hours earlier. google knows that I like the Beatles. Long story short: I have been a drummer for 50+ years because of Ringo. I still play, I played earlier today over She Said She Said. It was really loud, I have a 14" subwoofer. It's still a blast. Anyway, I'm still recovering from the Beatles breakup 50+ years later. The 1970 movie Let It Be made me want to slit my wrists it was so grim/depressing. The new movie shows that the 1970 movie presents an inaccurate picture of their relationships to each other. My salvation is coming T-Day on Disney+!!

Anyway I decide to play the Beatles movie trailer before raging at Michael. The music was coming out of 11 or 13 speakers, it was incredible.

Then I put on Michael's video. Talk about a tough act to follow, Michael didn't stand a chance. I knew he wouldn't, that's why I did it, but I paid the price. To go from the absolute best sound/video to michael's sound/video was a such huge drop in quality that I felt physically unbalanced. If I had known that Dave had put up another word salad "my future plans" video I would have had the Beatles compete against that hot mess. Dave if you're reading, you're approaching 30, the Beatles weren't yet 30 when they broke up -- George Harrison was 27!!! It's not fair to compare you to them, but you seriously need to understand the entertainment food chain and where you are in it. You like music, do this: watch Missing Persons' Destination Unknown (1980ish) and see if you can figure out which two singers copied the lead singer's look/attitude.

I drum, but I know that I suck. You think you're awesome, but awesome is not making youtube word salads.
 
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Here's the version of Destination Unknown I like. Based upon the drummer and the singer, it looks like a live rendition, not a lip synch.
 
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