Ok y’all, Mikey is teetering on a total breakdown and ya girl is heading down for family vacation next week… grab your popcorn now.
Not gonna lie, I dread the likelihood of enjoying a romantic dinner with the boyfriend and hearing a blood curdling cluster of squeals and sobs over something he wouldn’t go out of his way for behind me… or seeing his fat ass prancing around as he brutally murdering our friend medium shirt. I mean it is almost Halloween and that would be my personal horror story.
Pray for me. Lol
Don't worry, if you are dining in the nice restaurants he won't be there because it seems his 'generous friends' aren't so generous these days
so, as I was getting my Sbux today, it dawned on me: is he ever shown paying with the app? because if that's the case WOW what a double grift that only Papa and Mama Kay could have taught him.
Basically, if he's adding the gift cards to his app/account, using that to pay for the sugar bombs in the parks, that means he's earning stars for more free sugar bombs (outside the parks).
Wow. I should get into grifting. I mean vlogging.
Also, I am so close to adding like $.38 to a bunch of Disney gift cards and sending them to him. He'd have to take the time to consolidate them down.
I don't care how much you love Disney, there's something wrong with a person who uproots his entire life to just move to Orlando and go every day.
For the ones who are either former castmembers or who were living locally, that's one thing. But to plunk down a half million dollars for property just for the cache of getting Florida Resident passes? And then twirl around like a five year old at a princess party because you can be there when the rest of us are hunkered down trying to not spread a disease that's killing hundreds of thousands of people?
Honestly, it happens a lot more than it should. Not even people with desire to be a vlogger/blogger. Just people who think, "Wow imagine going to Disney EVERY DAY". I've seen my fair share of people move to Orlando and, a year or two in, hate it because they moved there "just for Disney".
For one thing, Orlando is SO MUCH MORE. Heck, FLORIDA is so much more than just theme parks. There is a lot of good there. Secondly, when you live there, it becomes something different. For some, it's a good different. They can relax more and not feel that need to be there ALL DAY. They visit when the want, but don't force it. But for others, it's becomes "Troy eating the giant cookie" from COMMUNITY.
Moving to Central Florida because it has theme parks is a valid reason to move, but it shouldn't be your ONLY reason. I also think people thinking about moving to Central Florida need to come down with realistic expectations.
One of Mikey's failings is his diet. You cannot keep eating like you are on vacation. It's not good for you and boy howdy does it hit the pocket book.