Michael and Dave Kay #7 Mystery Cruise Guest and Absent Hairy Chest

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MKsBae said:
That's 100% a Michigan hat. I am from Big Ten country, and I would recognize that M anywhere.

In the second picture, it definitely looks like an N.
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Yes, it’s definitely a Michigan hat! If you zoom in you can see it says Michigan across the back.
 
DonnyBergerStan said:
It's all starting to come together, I think! I'll put in some more research later, but this is the picture that I'm seeing:

Michael has kept secret from us this whole time that he is the father of a child from a short-lived relationship from the past. The mother and child now reside in Michigan, along with her other child from an earlier relationship.

Michael has been able to fulfill his financial responsibilities, but recently the court demands that he must spend time with his child as well. The mother refuses to leave her child with him alone in fear that he may appear in the vlogs, so she's required to join in the reunion. Disney cruises are too expensive and Michael doesn't want the experience to ruin his magic for Disney, so that's why he's chosen Royal Caribbean as a more affordable alternative. This also explains Michael's travels to Michigan and why he had court dates. He's also been partially truthful to his patreons in his explanation of travelling with "extended family", and it also provides reason for his recent disconnect with the expensive lifestyle of living in Disney World.

I'm not sure if he didn't know about this child before his relationship with DCDarling or if he knew but had just kept it hidden in his pathological lying tendencies, but the mystery is unfolding now!
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genius, sheer genius

No wonder Michael is always fondling kids things!! It's a good bet that Michael's nonstop videos of him spending coin at WDW (and his new huge house) was used by his ex to increase his child support payments and Michael had to reduce his lifestyle to support the new support level. Michael videoing his largess and it's used against him is GD hilarious!
 
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KBoobBerg said:
At about 17:45 Mikey complains about the smell not being great at Coco Cay…also the same time he is first shirtless in "MK relax pose" with his hairy pit in his face…I can smell the dank nastiness from here. It ain't the birds, asshat.
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That whole moment was bizarre. The beach has a “bird smell”? The only bird we saw was the single gull he pointed out on top of that umbrella. It’s not like the place was swarming. What on earth would make him think that the smell was coming from birds? Like, is he okay?

It’s almost like every time he feels Royal getting a one-up on Disney, he has to point out a negative to even the score. He has never been so critical of DCL. Couldn’t dock at Castaway Cay? Doesn’t take away from the magic. Mass-produced gingerbread cookies? Best he’s ever had. Up all night violently seasick? Still magical. Meanwhile RCL’s beach smells like birds.

And his strawberry “peen-yo colada” — which he didn’t specify to be non-alcoholic, how shocking!! — wasn’t as “strawberry-y” as he wanted, and the coconut part was “bland.” No tit Michael, you just overpaid for a cup of alcoholic sugar syrup from a machine. It’s not supposed to be life changing, it’s just supposed to get you buzzed enough to buy another one.
 
TikiMeerkat said:
And his strawberry “peen-yo colada” — which he didn’t specify to be non-alcoholic, how shocking!! — wasn’t as “strawberry-y” as he wanted, and the coconut part was “bland.” No tit Michael, you just overpaid for a cup of alcoholic sugar syrup from a machine. It’s not supposed to be life changing, it’s just supposed to get you buzzed enough to buy another one.
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I couldn't figure out how to spell that!! hahaha
 
TikiMeerkat said:
Okay but one of the yellow hat pics on the previous page — the one where you can see the side of the guy’s face — reminds me of the unidentified guy from his Kickstarter video for the Disney planning binder. Please tell me someone else sees it!
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Yeah, it looks kinda like him. Wasn't he about the same age as them in that awful video?
I thought it was determined on Guru that it was a cousin of theirs.

Iwantallthetea said:
Also, did anyone catch the woman following Mikey into the casino? Thoughts on if this is the woman that was with him?

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Call me crazy but sometimes it could be just another passenger. ;)

And where did all this talk about him fathering a child, court-ordered relationships, child support, etc. come from?

Just because of seeing a possible female with his party (in addition to his mom) near him in some of these? Couldn't she be a relative too? I mean, we know how he is with females based on DC Darling's input ... so...? Doubtful he's dating a woman who has a child WHILE cruising w/ his mom.

I could be wrong, but...again, just going off DC Darling's past comments re: her inability to meet his mom / gain family approval.
 
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News flash. If there are any physicians on this board who are worried about the financial stability of their practice, I’ve got great news. I just googled this article written by two pros/grifters. Never mind that you are taking advice from two people that managed to lose their license to practice medicine.
https://www.pr.com/press-release/132665

My personal favorite rebuke of daddy kay. Read the comments below the slam dunk.

Musings of a Dinosaur: He Asked

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One last morsel. Dave has been rocking fucked up hair a long time.
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Claude4 said:
News flash. If there are any physicians on this board who are worried about the financial stability of their practice, I’ve got great news. I just googled this article written by two pros/grifters. Never mind that you are taking advice from two people that managed to lose their license to practice medicine.
https://www.pr.com/press-release/132665

My personal favorite rebuke of daddy kay. Read the comments below the slam dunk.

Musings of a Dinosaur: He Asked

dinosaurmusings.blogspot.com dinosaurmusings.blogspot.com
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Okay that is really funny :ROFLMAO:

Edit: I’m not Jewish but isn’t being a junior in high school kind of late for a Bar Mitzvah?
 
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TikiMeerkat said:
That whole moment was bizarre. The beach has a “bird smell”? The only bird we saw was the single gull he pointed out on top of that umbrella. It’s not like the place was swarming. What on earth would make him think that the smell was coming from birds? Like, is he okay?
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I can't compare Castaway Cay, but for the market that Royal Caribbean targets, CocoCay is a really nice place. The water park isn't my thing, but for people who are into the slides on the ship, it's those but on steroids. The pool is awesome, and one of the three beaches is beautiful.

Mike needs to stop automatically defaulting to thinking Disney does everything better. There are even things that *gasp* Universal does better.

DaveKaysChestHair said:
Sure, but you not only have to wear them, you have to upload an “unboxing” video wearing regular pants, clap your hands, and have the leggings MAGICALLY appear on you!
…. Or maybe I won’t buy them at all… maybe…maybe not. Who knows….TBD…
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I will DEFINITELY go out of my way for them.
 
starri said:
I can't compare Castaway Cay, but for the market that Royal Caribbean targets, CocoCay is a really nice place. The water park isn't my thing, but for people who are into the slides on the ship, it's those but on steroids. The pool is awesome, and one of the three beaches is beautiful.

Mike needs to stop automatically defaulting to thinking Disney does everything better. There are even things that *gasp* Universal does better.
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A big problem with Michael branching out from Disney content is the fact that he doesn’t have a firm perspective. With Disney, he was (supposedly) the expert tour guide taking the viewer along with him, totally in his element. For this RCL experience, it’s obvious that he’s done virtually zero research, so like... what exactly is he offering? We’re supposed to get some sort of thrill from watching him ride water slides, be surprised that there’s a trash can and a mirror in his stateroom, and unhinge his jaw like a python to fit more soft serve inside? Would it kill him to learn a little bit about what he’s doing before babbling to the internet? A quick google search taught me more about CocoCay than this vlog did.
 
The real question with Mikey cruising more, WILL HE EVER GET OFF AT A PORT? TBD. He already stated in yesterday's video that the next day would be a day on the ship. Didn't even mention that they'd be at Nassau. This is again where he starts losing his viewers. Every single cruise video, no matter what cruise line, is rinse & repeat for him.
 
2020planner said:
And where did all this talk about him fathering a child, court-ordered relationships, child support, etc. come from?
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Michael's videos create information vacuums, and because nature abhors a vacuum, information is naturally created to balance the universe lest it implode. :D
 
Claude4 said:
News flash. If there are any physicians on this board who are worried about the financial stability of their practice, I’ve got great news. I just googled this article written by two pros/grifters. Never mind that you are taking advice from two people that managed to lose their license to practice medicine.
https://www.pr.com/press-release/132665

My personal favorite rebuke of daddy kay. Read the comments below the slam dunk.

Musings of a Dinosaur: He Asked

dinosaurmusings.blogspot.com dinosaurmusings.blogspot.com
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Is Daddy Kay a psychiatrist or an ophthalmologist?
 
My take on Michigan Hat Mystery… from the side it reminds me of his uncle (who I remember I thought looked really creepy in some FaceTimes/ pics). I can’t get a good enough read on age from footage so uncle would have to be short and frail or it’s a potential cousin. If mom is on the cruise too, I would absolutely put money on some relative from her side of the family or a close family friend is with them.
 
PeanutButterCup28 said:
The real question with Mikey cruising more, WILL HE EVER GET OFF AT A PORT? TBD. He already stated in yesterday's video that the next day would be a day on the ship. Didn't even mention that they'd be at Nassau. This is again where he starts losing his viewers. Every single cruise video, no matter what cruise line, is rinse & repeat for him.
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True, it’s all to scary for him. Additionally he mentioned all these cruise lines he would be going on but apparently said carnival would not be included. I got news for u Mikey u are far more carnival cruise then celebrity. Also in between all these cruises (will believe it when I see it) what content will he be putting out if not Disney?
 
DC_Darling23 said:
My take on Michigan Hat Mystery… from the side it reminds me of his uncle (who I remember I thought looked really creepy in some FaceTimes/ pics). I can’t get a good enough read on age from footage so uncle would have to be short and frail or it’s a potential cousin. If mom is on the cruise too, I would absolutely put money on some relative from her side of the family or a close family friend is with them.
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I agree. My thought is that it's that cousin from the kickstarter video on the mom's side. I swear that kid (now presumably a man LOL) was discussed on Guru.

Weren't you a part of writing up some stuff for that? Or something else related to that? Maybe a website for him? I swear I remember seeing your write-up contribution.
 
OH yeah, I remember all that about the dad talked at length when I used to lurk on Guru.

The guns, money, did “sessions” in his car in a parking lot, told a father sexually explicit details about his daughter who was also a patient and encouraged a woman in his couples counseling to restart her affair.

Friggin weirdo family.
 
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