Melfyx - yer big dippin bestie

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How can big moon face say £40 for a blow dry is worth it when she never paid for it and we all know she 100% won’t be back if it’s no free 🤣 new year same old this is amazing patter 😆
In Lush 🤣🤣🤣 she’s a big gigantic beg. Ridiculous ‘influencer’. She only gets asked to all these places because she says she loves everything. That Kenny is looking more and more like her son the thinner he gets and the fatter she gets.
 
I cannot believe this roaster has just reviewed a typical, bog standard convenience shop. What a balloon of a lassie. Let’s all trek to maryhill to go to a tiny shop that sells the same shite as any other corner shop.

she’s unbelievable did you see the other one in Johnston and no way her pound basket was less than £30 either it’s not that cheap the noodles alone are like £3.50 each she’s so full of tit 🫣🫣🤣
 
she’s unbelievable did you see the other one in Johnston and no way her pound basket was less than £30 either it’s not that cheap the noodles alone are like £3.50 each she’s so full of tit 🫣🫣🤣
But everything is the best ever, amazing, 10/10. She’s an absolute riddy
 
I cannot believe this roaster has just reviewed a typical, bog standard convenience shop. What a balloon of a lassie. Let’s all trek to maryhill to go to a tiny shop that sells the same shite as any other corner shop.
Saw that on ma fag break in work during ma 13 hour shift, wonder what commission she got paid for that, a case of ootae date cream eggs fae last year? 🤣
Clearly I'm doing life wrong while this egg on legs with Sharpie broos eats herself to death on free dinners that are always 'so, so good' and 'will definettly be back, byeeeee'
 
Saw that on ma fag break in work during ma 13 hour shift, wonder what commission she got paid for that, a case of ootae date cream eggs fae last year? 🤣
Clearly I'm doing life wrong while this egg on legs with Sharpie broos eats herself to death on free dinners that are always 'so, so good' and 'will definettly be back, byeeeee'
Egg on legs. Omg, that’s perfect to sum her up. I just can’t get over she actually reviewed a shitey corner shop in maryhill and said it was amazing 🤣🤣🤣 crackpot. She’s desperate.
 
Those voice notes 😂😂😂😂 get her TOLD!

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Oh she’s on one the night cos somebody said it’s time she reviewed Gyms in Glasgow and a guy who owns a coffee shop liked the comments so she’s put their insta argument up with his voice notes 🙈🙈🙈
She's a bleeping embarrassment, I take it he didn't invite her down for free scran hence why she's calling him out for liking a comment 😂😂 sad bastard of a lassie, she really thinks she's doing something "calling people out" nobody gives a duck, she's a greedy big gannet.
 
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