Melfyx - yer big dippin bestie

[BespokeBiatch]

That girl she’s arguing with could stir up trouble in an empty room

 

[Spanor511]

That girl she’s arguing with could stir up trouble in an empty room

Is she just a Twitter user this lassie? Probably used to fight over who was getting fingered aff the green brigade before Kenny showed up and took one for the team.

 

[LemonDifficult]

Is she just a Twitter user this lassie? Probably used to fight over who was getting fingered aff the green brigade before Kenny showed up and took one for the team.

That was pretty much the extent of their beef tbh

I canny go that Nicola McFadden either. She’s a fuckin grouse.
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Know what else her marketing agency specialises in? Not having a website. Unprofessional to say the least but I’m not sure what I expected from porky pig

 

[xAFx]

Is she honestly teaching people how to make lentil soup

 

[Spanor511]

Is she honestly teaching people how to make lentil soup

Aye. The big yin probably has a pot for her breakfast on these cold mornings.

 

[bluebird-0123]

Is she honestly teaching people how to make lentil soup

Not just any soup but her FAMOUS lentil soup

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

duck is she wearing man. She’s lit an egg wae legs

 

[Spanor511]

It’s her big baw heid. She’s like big Becki Jones

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

Her boyfriend is giving

 

[Spanor511]

Her boyfriend is giving

If he’s not He’s defo got a want with him.

 

[Don'tmindmejustwatching👀]

He looks like he's lost a bit of weight since they first got together, whilst she's doubled he must get elbowed out the way when it comes to all the free scran
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It’s her big baw heid. She’s like big Becki Jones

Baw heid and no neck

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

If he’s not He’s defo got a want with him.

Pair of them giving gobbles to the green brigade doon the gallowgate.
duck me that was a tongue twister

 

[Spanor511]

Both wanting fingered aff the green brigade

 

[cupofyourfinest]

Hes in the wet dreams of big size 10 vavs man.

 

[PhannyPhart]

Big Munch Bunch Mel

 

[bluebird-0123]

I've just noticed this big buffoon has blocked me on tiktok

 

[Spanor511]

I've just noticed this big buffoon has blocked me on tiktok

Oh shame. You’ll miss her Turkey vlogs. People must honestly think she’s the maw to her daughter and boyfriend. They look like brother sister and big Melfy is their maw.

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

I could have done without seeing her sat on the shitter with a dose of the runs

 

[bluebird-0123]

I could have done without seeing her sat on the shitter with a dose of the runs

No way

 

[Chatterbox2412]

I can’t believe she is meant to be a ‘foodie’ account and she has gone to Nando’s in London - of all the millions of amazing restaurants & she chooses a high street fast food chain