Melanie Murphy #21 How to avoid a guy for 10 days

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Matt Hancock wishes he could do this.

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kekedoyouloveme said:
Single-handedly the most intense secondhand embarrassment I’ve ever felt for another human being. 99% of her online content gives me the ick, but this was truly nauseating 💀
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I got the definition of "getting the ick" watching this. Any attraction and admiration of her from me died instantly.

I just noticed her face is completely dry in those photos. She's just bleating and wailing completely dry eyed 😂😂
 
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Have a day off Melanie. The one that really pissed me off was "when people that never breastfed tell you what to do with your baby" as if us non breast feeders were the scum of the earth. I hope one of the other mammys at pre school give her a slap. Also Melanie since you clearly read here, we're not easily offended I just can't abide condescending twats like you that think you are the only person to ever parent and shame other mothers for formula feeding , which she blatantly does. You're an embarrassment Mel, even your own aul lady doesn't give you the time of day, ask yourself why. 🖕
 
Those kids are constantly sick anytime she takes them out. She’s throwing a tantrum because all the non breastfed babies with the terrible immunity are infecting her breastfed babies that have all the antibodies to all disease ( just not that disease in particular). So on she comes to criticise everyone’s parenting again.

She’s no better or worse than any other parent and it pisses her off. As usual when it gets hard and overwhelming she goes online to witch about how comparatively she’s fantastic and has never set a foot wrong.


Wills315 said:
The one that really pissed me off was "when people that never breastfed tell you what to do with your baby"
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….. as she tells everyone what to do with their babies. She suffers from more confidence than competence the poor pet. Shame she can’t see it 😂
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Also “the hamster wheel of capitalism” is a lol from the woman whose husband is ran into the ground trying to keep her stocked up with plastic crap and walk in wardrobes.
 
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Oh it's that time again. New video that will tank and get no views so time to tit stir on instagram for engagement.

My baby was formula fed- you know as in fed and now eats an array of foods that aren't just potato waffles and mine isn't out in public in dirty onsies and soppy nappies but yes Mel you go off on mother's feeding their babies while your kids are dressed like zero care is put into their appearance in public and bringing them out in winter with ear infections without as much a hat on.

Go off you overlord of motherhood. Bestest mammy of all the mammies you are. 😂
 
She had a deadline to meet with the hello fresh video, and the impracticalities of having both kids in the bed with her, none of the three of them getting any sleep, must have dawned on her sometime around three in the morning. I imagine a day with a one year old that got no sleep isn’t pleasant either. Cue the crap about how breastfeeding is the only way, how capitalism and women working is awful, how co sleeping makes mentally well independent kids from under the child koala-ing to her side.

The bonkers rant is her trying to convince herself that the cross she’s made for her own back is absolutely normal. When it isn’t. If she really believed it she wouldn’t be charging at windmills would she.

As she likes to say herself, she’s “projecting”.
 
Her son is a “Recovering fussy eater”
Recovering.

she is unbearable, I wish him well on his 12 step recovery journey.
Your alcohol, anorexic, bulimic, orthorexic, infertile mother has overcome so many struggles, you can make it little one.

duck all the way off silly bint.
 
I can’t believe she paid so much for a house which needed mould removed, new electrics, new plumbing, new windows AND roofs! Trying to excuse the state it was in by calling it an old house when it was built in the fuckin 70s, no mate your house isn’t special and vintage it was a rundown heap that you paid way too much for because it was in a fancy postcode, git tae duck!
 

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I can’t believe she paid so much for a house which needed mould removed, new electrics, new plumbing, new windows AND roofs! Trying to excuse the state it was in by calling it an old house when it was built in the fuckin 70s, no mate your house isn’t special and vintage it was a rundown heap that you paid way too much for because it was in a fancy postcode, git tae duck!
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Old houses, fine it’s not a new build but it’s hardly an old house it just had old residents that let it go to rot. Absolute idiot acting like she’s purchased a crumbling manor built in the 18 hundreds.

Going back to the recovering toddlerexic.
The reason he struggled so much with solid food and has a limited diet is all her making, she wanted him to only want breast milk to feed her ego, she never let him getting messy so never allowed him to explore food and what he liked/disliked.
I don’t give a rats ass if breast milk is the answer to all world problems according to Mel she’s fucked her own son up because she wanted him to be attached to her and only want her over actual food
 
Oohthedrama said:
Her son is a “Recovering fussy eater”
Recovering.

she is unbearable, I wish him well on his 12 step recovery journey.
Your alcohol, anorexic, bulimic, orthorexic, infertile mother has overcome so many struggles, you can make it little one.

duck all the way off silly bint.
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Melanie Murphy #5 - 1.1 Diploma in Google search, distinction in dangerous medical advice

So, I’m not a fan of Melanie at all. I don’t understand their living situation or why she feels the need to post her baby all the time with his little face covered up - might as well post a whole photo if you’re going to do that. But I will say in her defence, when I was breastfeeding my bub it...
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It’s only a matter of time before we’ve a masterpost running with all his invented illnesses too. Has she added anymore to the full fifteen that we counted in 2020? 💀
 
kekedoyouloveme said:

Melanie Murphy #5 - 1.1 Diploma in Google search, distinction in dangerous medical advice

So, I’m not a fan of Melanie at all. I don’t understand their living situation or why she feels the need to post her baby all the time with his little face covered up - might as well post a whole photo if you’re going to do that. But I will say in her defence, when I was breastfeeding my bub it...
tattle.life

It’s only a matter of time before we’ve a masterpost running with all his invented illnesses too. Has she added anymore to the full fifteen that we counted in 2020? 💀
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Attachment disorder , Pelvic Floor dysfunction and Lymphedema !
 
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