Melanie Murphy #21 How to avoid a guy for 10 days

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Genuinely, what is she going to do when she invariably stops breastfeeding (either Ren or the next one, or the next one...) and she has to base her whole sense of self on something else? Or will she still be chuntering away about this mundane and normal body function until she shuffles off this mortal coil?
 
emerald said:
Genuinely, what is she going to do when she invariably stops breastfeeding (either Ren or the next one, or the next one...) and she has to base her whole sense of self on something else? Or will she still be chuntering away about this mundane and normal body function until she shuffles off this mortal coil?
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it’s why I think she’ll have another kid. It’s her whole personality, the only reason she wouldn’t (in my opinion) is because she really isn’t a natural mother and really didn’t take well to motherhood, although I’m sure she loves her kids I don’t believe she ever really wanted any, but it’s become her who existence and what will she do when she can’t talk about breastfeeding and sleep regression/growth spurts etc
 
I have been (hate)watching Melanie since the pandemic. I have just realised why I can’t look away. She’s living my nightmare. She’s so self involved, stunted, codependent/reliant on others for every simple thing and incapable of doing anything other than complaining or looking beyond her self. It’s so sad that she thinks her life peaked when she was 20 something and popular on YouTube and she just can’t move on beyond that point. Everything revolves on what she learnt/watched/dated/did in her 20s. Her only references movies and tv shows from then it’s almost like she has no contact with the reality outside her house and she just c an’t reconcile her inner world with her reality. It’s scary that she thinks she’s some sort of a know it because she lacks really basic life and social skills.
 
emerald said:
Genuinely, what is she going to do when she invariably stops breastfeeding (either Ren or the next one, or the next one...) and she has to base her whole sense of self on something else? Or will she still be chuntering away about this mundane and normal body function until she shuffles off this mortal coil?
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She'll be 85 with boobs out and down to her knees telling the grandkids how she and she alone increased the Irish breastfeeding stats 😊 also....hold on kiddies....I've a wonderful jumper I need you to see. it'll be passed down to you in my will no need to thank me ☺️ unless you choose to formula feed. Thus POISONING your offspring and will be henceforth removed from said will

😂😂
 
Notice the other children have presentable everyday outfits and Ren is in a babygrow. Why can't she be arsed to dress them?

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emerald said:
Why can't she be arsed to dress them?
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Shes that busy judging every other mammy in the place that her own child dressed in pyjamas that you can see the ready to burst nappy through and hand me down socks don’t cross her mind.

It’s more than likely some movie she watched one time subliminally directing her to mildly neglect the children. Harry Potter again.
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emerald said:
Notice the other children have presentable everyday outfits and Ren is in a babygrow. Why can't she be arsed to dress them?

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She has some serious brass balls to think she's some overlord of motherhood when she dresses her child like she doesn't give a duck.

The other children look clean and put together and Melanie's daughter actually looks unclean and dishevelled in comparison, sorry to say but the difference in level of care is very apparent.
 
Guys I need a new profile picture, Jean slater just isn't doing it for me anymore .. I'll go for a Mel theme this time , any suggestions? Winning suggestion gets a locally sourced nipple jumper 😂
 
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