Mason Mount #9 Basements are drying, women are crying, why does Mason's hair look like its dying?

[Bloody orange Hell]

So up the (Mason) arse = not a problem, out of the arse = major problem. I’m paraphrasing I know.

Yep. That’s about it. And as Mase is a considerate horndog, he’d prepare properly for pegging. So no nasty surprises there. God, he’s so romantic

 

[MrsGrealish]

Yep. That’s about it. And as Mase is a considerate horndog, he’d prepare properly for pegging. So no nasty surprises there. God, he’s so romantic ❤

That is a nice image while eating.

 

[Smca53]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32971939

Not one of mine but Dec and Mase as a couple with a son. This is the best one there is. I'm not mentioning the one with Frank Lampard.

I need to know. I can’t be left hanging. What happens in the one with Lampard?

 

[Scuffed]

Yep. That’s about it. And as Mase is a considerate horndog, he’d prepare properly for pegging. So no nasty surprises there. God, he’s so romantic ❤

He’s just the best

 

[MrsGrealish]

I need to know. I can’t be left hanging. What happens in the one with Lampard?

Mason and Dec were a couple but Mason was taking it from Frank on the side. Dec overhears Mase and Lamps having phone sex and masturbated along with them.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

He calls me Peggy Mitchell.
Not sure if it’s a sexual or age reference?
Probably both

 

[Smca53]

Mason and Dec were a couple but Mason was taking it from Frank on the side. Dec overhears Mase and Lamps having phone sex and masturbated along with them.

Oh boy I regret asking

 

[Scuffed]

He calls me Peggy Mitchell.
Not sure if it’s a sexual or age reference?
Probably both

He calls me Beggy Mitchell, but that’s cos I’m a desperate hoe

 

[MrsGrealish]

Oh boy I regret asking

Always consider your questions carefully.

That is not the worst I've seen either.

 

[Scuffed]

Mason and Dec were a couple but Mason was taking it from Frank on the side. Dec overhears Mase and Lamps having phone sex and masturbated along with them.

 

[Llcoola]

So ridiculously busy at work (how rude) I've barely no time to read the chat, although I see we back to sh1tting, so maybe ok then

In the rush I've only gone and booked a nail appointment at 6.45pm today. FFS I'm going to miss the first half. Devastated.

 

[Pariszai]

Didn't anticipate becoming obsessed with English football so decided to move half way across the world (in hindsight, a terrible idea) and have work at 6am so watching the game live isn't an option for me Does anyone know if it'll be available on itv hub after so I can get my thirst on tomorrow night instead?!

 

[Eden246]

I have to just hold my hands up and say that I would probably let him if he was stood in front of me, socks and all, I would find it impossible to say no.

as @Eden246 said, if my other half asked me tonight, he would get told to piss off and have a word with himself.

but if the opportunity arose, I just don’t think I could turn daddy down

I feel I would succumb to his every demand/wish/fantasy when I have his socks in my face. I say ‘no way’ right now but I’d just be his little bitch in reality.

Also, who tf are the 13 freaks who prefer his Lego hair???

What’s wrong with you? The fringe is wonky.

I think they are trolling the fluffy fans.

Yeah I’m here for the Daddy hair and the fluffy hair. But I really love the Daddy hair!

 

[PunkRocker]

Also, who tf are the 13 freaks who prefer his Lego hair???

What’s wrong with you? The fringe is wonky.

I think they are trolling the fluffy fans.

13 freaks brutal!

I feel I would succumb to his every demand/wish/fantasy when I have his socks in my face. I say ‘no way’ right now but I’d just be his little bitch in reality.



Yeah I’m here for the Daddy hair and the fluffy hair. But I really love the Daddy hair!

And this is where we part ways, sister

 

[MrsGrealish]

Well, on the subject on shitting in mouths. I guess we really know who are the Geeks and who are the Freaks.

 

[Eden246]

13 freaks brutal!



And this is where we part ways, sister

It was good while it lasted.

 

[PunkRocker]

It was good while it lasted.

After all we've been through, a dodgy haircut is what divided us!

I'm in a bad mood now. It's OH's birthday and he asked for a Fire HD tablet. So I got it and when he's opened it, he's been a right dick about it
"Well that's all I asked for so what else was it going to be?"
"Is it the one with the ads?"
"Did you get it on Prime?"
I've told him to stick it up his arse and come back to my desk. Arsehole.

 

[MrsGrealish]

After all we've been through, a dodgy haircut is what divided us!

I'm in a bad mood now. It's OH's birthday and he asked for a Fire HD tablet. So I got it and when he's opened it, he's been a right dick about it
"Well that's all I asked for so what else was it going to be?"
"Is it the one with the ads?"
"Did you get it on Prime?"
I've told him to stick it up his arse and come back to my desk. Arsehole.

If you want help to lay the patio let me know. Otherwise just piss in his tea.

 

[Smca53]

After all we've been through, a dodgy haircut is what divided us!

I'm in a bad mood now. It's OH's birthday and he asked for a Fire HD tablet. So I got it and when he's opened it, he's been a right dick about it
"Well that's all I asked for so what else was it going to be?"
"Is it the one with the ads?"
"Did you get it on Prime?"
I've told him to stick it up his arse and come back to my desk. Arsehole.

Honestly, men openly lust over the whole team tonight as revenge

 

[MrsGrealish]

Honestly, men openly lust over the whole team tonight as revenge

Just pointing at the screen when Mase is on and who else and just say the most passive aggressive shit you can think of.

"Mason Mount, He looks the grateful sort."
"Jack Grealish, Bet he wouldnt sneer at a Fire Tablet."