Mason Mount #9 Basements are drying, women are crying, why does Mason's hair look like its dying?

[PunkRocker]

God I have just had the world longest most boring zoom call! But it was worth it as clients are signing contracts as we speak
What’s the betting MAson does not start tonight!? What a bloody disappointment that will be!

 

[jflurker93]

let’s think positive and hope it’s really really hot there tonight (no layers and sweat) and the hungary players piss mason off so we get to see some angry spitting.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Also, who tf are the 13 freaks who prefer his Lego hair???

What’s wrong with you? The fringe is wonky.

I think they are trolling the fluffy fans.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Also, who tf are the 13 freaks who prefer his Lego hair???

What’s wrong with you? The fringe is wonky.

I think they are trolling the fluffy fans.

Im one I like the new hair, I wouldn’t say I prefer it…. But I do like it. Hopefully the fluffy hair will return for the winter to keep him warm

 

[MrsGrealish]

Im one I like the new hair, I wouldn’t say I prefer it…. But I do like it. Hopefully the fluffy hair will return for the winter to keep him warm

I need the fluffy hair. Easier to pull in the throes of passion.

 

[Smca53]

Also, who tf are the 13 freaks who prefer his Lego hair???

What’s wrong with you? The fringe is wonky.

I think they are trolling the fluffy fans.

I’m more concerned by the number of lurkers reading

Come out and join us guys!!

 

[irishgal2013]

Vanilla rice knows

 

[MrsGrealish]

I’m more concerned by the number of lurkers reading

Come out and join us guys!!

Only one of us bites. We wont tell you who though.

Vanilla rice knows

Dont jel Dec, we love you too.

 

[User name taken]

Though I'd look in on my lunch and were back to pegging and mouth shitting.

 

[MrsGrealish]

Though I'd look in on my lunch and were back to pegging and mouth shitting.

Not guilty

 

[Scuffed]

Hey FBC fam, back after an evening/night up the hospital with MIL (she’s ok thankfully) and just catching up on what I’ve missed. All I can say is….

 

[Smca53]

Hey FBC fam, back after an evening/night up the hospital with MIL (she’s ok thankfully) and just catching up on what I’ve missed. All I can say is….

Glad all is ok! Sending love to her and to you all

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Vanilla rice knows

omg I love this masonispeng.com will be beside herself with excitement (after school obviously)

 

[MrsGrealish]

Right, I'm officially pissed off now.

3 hours I've been waiting for a delivery and nothing.

 

[Scuffed]

Glad all is ok! Sending love to her and to you all

Thanks lovely, put it this way she won’t be climbing on chairs to change light bulbs anymore

So we’re shitting and pegging again? Anything else I’ve missed? Are these boxable offences or have we adopted a general ‘you do you, boo’ approach to bodily functions and strap-ons? Just so I know going forward

 

[Smca53]

omg I love this masonispeng.com will be beside herself with excitement (after school obviously)

Forget the TikToks I want to know if Mason has seen the Tumblr smut

 

[MrsGrealish]

Forget the TikToks I want to know if Mason has seen the Tumblr smut

I wanna know if he's ever seen this thread and the fan fiction of him and Dec as a couple.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

@Scuffed
Opinions are mixed tbh.
I said I’d peg if Mase wanted it. Then I pointed out that made me a saint and I was covered in glory and worshipped like a god (maybe exaggerating a bit here but you get the gist)

Obvs I’m still basking in the warmth of my grandeur and self importance. But I’d like to clarify that there ain’t no scat going on in my bed. Or kitchen or wherever.
No. Pooing. Allowed.
(That’s my boundary. Not a kink tribute Girls Aloud band)

 

[Scuffed]

@Scuffed
Opinions are mixed tbh.
I said I’d peg if Mase wanted it. Then I pointed out that made me a saint and I was covered in glory and worshipped like a god (maybe exaggerating a bit here but you get the gist)

Obvs I’m still basking in the warmth of my grandeur and self importance. But I’d like to clarify that there ain’t no scat going on in my bed. Or kitchen or wherever.
No. Pooing. Allowed.
(That’s my boundary. Not a kink tribute Girls Aloud band)

So up the (Mason) arse = not a problem, out of the arse = major problem. I’m paraphrasing I know.

 

[MrsGrealish]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32971939

Not one of mine but Dec and Mase as a couple with a son. This is the best one there is. I'm not mentioning the one with Frank Lampard.