Smca53
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“Good sperm papito” which was (I think) after the Champs League Final will never be beaten
“Good sperm papito” which was (I think) after the Champs League Final will never be beaten
I actually love and adore you guys ❤
I’ll put it into a little bit of context. Last night I knocked him back and he called me a witch and that “wives should keep their husbands happy” this is his way of lashing out because his ego got hurt.Just woken up from a nap and I am bleeping fuming at Gerard the INCONSIDERATE hole
Don’t stopNo not at all. It’s hard because there are kids involved and stuff but thank you and I’ll stop moaning now
I second this Mensa.again probably way overstepping the mark but I’m a product of a couple who stayed together for the kids and it was the worst thing they could possible have done
He makes me feel physically sick and gives me anger issues . Love you so much I wish I could save you. I’ll have to send Phil down so he can show him how a woman should be treated. I know he can’t open a tin with a tin opener but he has some good usesI’ll put it into a little bit of context. Last night I knocked him back and he called me a witch and that “wives should keep their husbands happy” this is his way of lashing out because his ego got hurt.
He just keeps getting better
He makes me feel physically sick and gives me anger issues . Love you so much ❤ I wish I could save you. I’ll have to send Phil down so he can show him how a woman should be treated. I know he can’t open a tin with a tin opener but he has some good uses
My hungover self can’t take this today
Without going into alot of detail and boring everyone… Phil is a very fussy eater from childhood so has never had to use one and can’t cook for tit that’s why I’ve had to order a Sunday roast because we haven’t done a food shop and I’m in no fit state to cook and if I relied on Phil it would be toast or dairylea buttiesI sympathise with Phil… I’m a leftie and those tin openers are a bastard!Unless he doesn’t have that excuseNever mind having to use the ‘special’ green scissors at school!
I love this this has made me smile! Thank you x
I’ll get my husband to have a word with him, I knock him back most nights, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do because he wants me to. If I’m tired (or busy tattling) he goes without. A marriage isn’t about a wife keeping her husband happy! Gerard is a massive hole!I’ll put it into a little bit of context. Last night I knocked him back and he called me a witch and that “wives should keep their husbands happy” this is his way of lashing out because his ego got hurt.
Someone get this guy in Strictly I’m begging
Hopefully he’s gone mouldy and rotted away with the maggotswhat comes after the bin? Gerard has been in there for weeks… I bet even the instahoes are sick of him…
Please could the FBC hit squad come and take out Gerard.
He has just told me that recently he’s noticed that I’m getting fat
With Tallia, NPB and Ronaldo in there it’s worse than hell in therewhat comes after the bin? Gerard has been in there for weeks… I bet even the instahoes are sick of him…
I heard Tallia is rocking from side to side and all that comes out of her mouth is repetitions of “im a little bit broken’With Tallia, NPB and Ronaldo in there it’s worse than hell in there