Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!

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Isanythingrealanymore said:
Chilly big Willy 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bet him and dec had some kind of bet on who was gonna score between them… thats why he’s so smug and dec just shakes his head
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don’t set me off with the chilly Willy I’m too old for him remember 😂 don’t even know why I asked given the David Haye incident and being 5’1” 😂

saying that we did once meet Dion Dublin in a bar and I’ve heard it was literally down to his knees 😂. I didn’t ask of course but mama Mensa did question ‘are you Dion Dublin?’ Literally just after his mate handed him a pint and said there you go Dion🙈 she did try and chat up Robbie Keane the same night!

apologies for talking absolute and utter shite… I’ve realised I’m still drunk
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
mama Mensa often tells the story about getting through to judges houses on the X factor… or being a world famous psychiatrist that never happened

On a more general note can someone send me masons nose to sit on please? I mean bonus points if the rest of him can come too

I pointed out about Dias being single but apparently I’m ‘too old’ for any footballer these days 🙄

as an aside… who do we think has got the biggest dick in the premier league? I’d be interested to here @StephenTJackson thoughts on this one!
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Ben might have the biggest d but we cant be sure without seeing it😬😬😬
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
do you think he’d show me if I asked him? He shows it to everyone else and I’d be sure to compliment his bathroom interior design even though it looks tit

To be fair I’ve forgotten what to do anyway 😂
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I feel like he is comfortable with showing it or maybe he is proud of how big it is😂 i feel like a primitive woman archetype getting excited for the big willy of chilly but arent men the most primitive creatures so anyway😂 his interior design is really bad😔
 
Ok, I need to stop reading these… 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣
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