Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[Smca53]

When I tell you how confused I was at this, for longer than I care to admit. Doesn’t help that I thought it was sticks of cheese, right enough

I’m like cheese fingers… cheese.. fingers… five cheese fingers?

 

[GGina]

GGina getting straight to the important deets

Can the friend tell us-

Is is thick? Veiny? Is the lawn manicured?

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Light up lipstick? Ya wot?

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I genuinely wondered how a lipstick could make your lips light up… I’m worse than lightbulb! Fucks sake I’ve been on Mastermind!

 

[jflurker93]

Right here’s a list of questions @secrethush

Have you bumped into Big T?
What’s he like at flirting?
As nelly said what’s his dancing like?
Ever seen him kiss anyone or know anyone that’s had a bit of his pork sword?
What’s his alcoholic beverage of choice?

 

[irishgal2013]

Here comes lightbulb

 

[calmyourritas]

Nah I’m turning off

 

[irishgal2013]

Right here’s a list of questions @secrethush

Have you bumped into Big T?
What’s he like at flirting?
As nelly said what’s his dancing like?
Ever seen him kiss anyone or know anyone that’s had a bit of his pork sword?
What’s his alcoholic beverage of choice?

And you have the cheek to call me the fbi. That’s like a police interrogation

 

[secrethush]

GGina getting straight to the important deets

Noooo shagging!

Literally just see him out and about on rare occasions.

Imagine the Mason stans losing their shit over the thought of any shagging

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

When I tell you how confused I was at this, for longer than I care to admit. Doesn’t help that I thought it was sticks of cheese, right enough

I’m like cheese fingers… cheese.. fingers… five cheese fingers?

Dead

I wish old cheese fingers would come back to us. Legend!

 

[calmyourritas]

Can someone explain it to me I’ve got baby brain and it’s also past my bedtime

 

[GGina]

Is my Reece unconscious?????????

Omg I feel sick

 

[Smca53]

Can someone explain it to me I’ve got baby brain and it’s also past my bedtime

Butter fingers - least you have an excuse x

 

[irishgal2013]

Reece

 

[jflurker93]

Jesus we don’t need two more injured, we’ll be dragging Coady off the bench soon

 

[laylavd]

Angelcake was she called? That was golden

Haha yes!! I couldn't remember the name.

 

[QueenL]

I will not get on the chilly train...I will not get on the chilly train....but once that hair gel goes...I might get on the chilly train...see mase, this is what happens when you leave us high and dry

Right first half thoughts so from from mother also shown her pics of them to help her out

Pickers-that was a good save But hes, - no other opinion yet!
Walker- looks like a thug, also has a flat face
Chilwell-He’s the one you showed me last week- looks like a sleaze ball
James- Cute but funny eyes.
Stones- You fancy him! He’s Is rather lovely even better when wet! ( mother. )
Maguire-looks like you’d bounce off him if you ran into him not very attractive
Phillips- odd hair, cute dimples tho
Henderson- does not look like a footballer but scored that well!
Kane-not sure- looks a bit basic
Sterling-he’s a wee little thing
Foden- looks like he’s 15

I mean she’s not far wrong!

When he scored put hands to ears as if to silence the critics. Forgot how awful he been for United.

I'm not watching the match but if he did that, he deserves whatever Roy said about him.
Our club captain that has done fuck all during the season and can't take criticism...just posting those awful PR messages after every loss

 

[irishgal2013]

ston

Jesus we don’t need two more injured, we’ll be dragging Coady off the bench soon

nah I shouldn’t of laughed

 

[calmyourritas]

Reece walking round looking like me when I’ve got a runny nose with tissue shoved up it

 

[jflurker93]

Right here’s a list of questions @secrethush

Have you bumped into Big T?
What’s he like at flirting?
As nelly said what’s his dancing like?
Ever seen him kiss anyone or know anyone that’s had a bit of his pork sword?
What’s his alcoholic beverage of choice?

@secrethush I’m waiting

 

[Timefortea93]

Were any of you on the Jack thread a few months ago, maybe August time? Great storytelling episode.

Omg that was the best time honestly anglecake. What was even better was we all filled in the blanks to make it more funny.