Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

Fave Mason’ism from Wisdom Teeth Tik Tok’s

  • They’re GOATS

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • I still look as good as ever

    Votes: 33 47.1%
  • If I got punched I wouldn’t even feel it

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • I ain’t got not teeth

    Votes: 4 5.7%
  • Half Great White with the size of these gnashers

    Votes: 8 11.4%
  • People would pay big money for them *shlurp*

    Votes: 12 17.1%
  • Big T’s flying a spaceship

    Votes: 16 22.9%
  • I won’t even chew, I’ll just swallow it whole

    Votes: 14 20.0%
  • Are you sure they didn’t put botox in me?

    Votes: 7 10.0%
  • Look at the size of these ones

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • Nah somethings gone wrong here

    Votes: 7 10.0%
  • They’re massive, OH MY GOD!

    Votes: 2 2.9%

  • Total voters
    70
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Think this comps a little out of date…
ITV on great form tonight!
 

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Well im 5’3 so way taller than me, he isn’t arrogant as such but VERY aware all eyes are on him if you get what i mean?
The last time i saw him was in a ‘secret’ bar in Albert Road that you only know about by word of mouth , no pics allowed inside etc. Chatty drunk.

What about his smell? Have you given him a good sniff?
I’m 5’1 so even better! I knew he’d be a chatty drunk!!
Please tell us more !!!

I feel like all eyes probably are actually on him though and I’m not sure how someone would go about ignoring that 🙈 You must be hyper aware
I get stressed out and start flapping when ONE person is looking at me in a pub nevermind a room full 😅
 
What about his smell? Have you given him a good sniff?
I’m 5’1 so even better! I knew he’d be a chatty drunk!!
Please tell us more !!!
Reeks of Lynx Africa… 🙃

No, he smells typically of a man that smells nice , can’t pinpoint a scent though.
He is friendly but deep down even if he wanted to tell people to fuck off.. he couldn’t!
My mate had this lipstick that lit up when she opened it and he was mesmerised by it.
😂
 
Reeks of Lynx Africa… 🙃

No, he smells typically of a man that smells nice , can’t pinpoint a scent though.
He is friendly but deep down even if he wanted to tell people to fuck off.. he couldn’t!
My mate had this lipstick that lit up when she opened it and he was mesmerised by it.
😂

Runs to google to buy said lipstick

What did he do? I’m missing the game, fuming 😭
Don’t worry I am too 😞😞😞😞
 
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