Mason Mount #32 Mason joined TikTok. Enough said

[jdub]

Ok, ladies I'm planning the camping trip smut. Please see the pairings. No bitching.

I get Jacky boy.
@keylimepie gets Mason
@PunkRocker gets Timo (aka dickboy)
@calmyourritas gets Little Phil
@Scuffed gets Snail
@Suder34 gets Dom
@Chani10 gets Kai
@jflurker93 gets Luke
@GGina gets John

If your name aint on the list and you want into tell me and pick a duck toy.

I'll take pulisic

 

[kria]

I can be babysitter if you want me to be x I don’t mind ❤

Noooooo

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

You get Tink, just bring your own antibiotics.


Done.


Done.



You can have Stones, I just realised @GGina had Reece James.

I'll bring some IV ones. They work faster

 

[Scuffed]

Why do I find that so funny?

Me too! But we know I’m silly

 

[GGina]

Go for Pickers he’d rumble your jungle for sure

Shagging would Pickers would leave you like (in a good way)

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Ok, ladies I'm planning the camping trip smut. Please see the pairings. No bitching.

I get Jacky boy.
@keylimepie gets Mason
@PunkRocker gets Timo (aka dickboy)
@calmyourritas gets Little Phil
@Scuffed gets Snail
@Suder34 gets Dom
@Chani10 gets Kai
@jflurker93 gets Luke
@GGina gets John

If your name aint on the list and you want into tell me and pick a duck toy.

Excuse me Can I get kepa? Or TT

 

[kria]

@keylimepie I’ll babysit Nath if you let me have your box of fried eggs?

 

[Eden246]

@keylimepie I’ll babysit Nath if you let me have your box of fried eggs?

Where you planning on putting them like?

 

[jflurker93]

Noooooo

Ramsey seems nice

Kepa is free?

Trips ?

Tyrone still not snapped up… rude!!

 

[Eden246]

Shagging would Pickers would leave you like (in a good way)

 

[keylimepie]

@keylimepie I’ll babysit Nath if you let me have your box of fried eggs?

That’s a hard decision

 

[jdub]

Ramsey seems nice

Kepa is free?

Trips ?

Tyrone still not snapped up… rude!!

No one wants Paddy Long Dong...seems nice...very vanilla...but huge

 

[kria]

Ramsey seems nice

Kepa is free?

Trips ?

Tyrone still not snapped up… rude!!

none of them really do it for me… Kepa maybe but he’s been claimed hasn’t he. Who’d have thought choosing a footballer to shag on an imaginary camping trip would be so hard!

 

[GGina]

No one wants Paddy Long Dong...seems nice...very vanilla...but huge

Paddy would definitely drink sparkling water and tell you all about his gap year (yawn)

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Has no one gone for Phillips?

 

[keylimepie]

none of them really do it for me… Kepa maybe but he’s been claimed hasn’t he. Who’d have thought choosing a footballer to shag on an imaginary camping trip would be so hard!

What about Hendo?

 

[Chani10]

Ladies! I'm not having the Paddy slander again

 

[GGina]

Has no one gone for Phillips?

Kalvin and his dimples

 

[Tabbytiger]

tyrone?

Aye you know what good shout!
Can’t deny he’s a good looking guy
And his abs will come in useful for grating cheese

sorry Dennis our pairing starts and ends with karaoke partners x

 

[Chani10]

My boy is happy to be my number one in the camping trip